Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"The main course is on the table!" Wu Hen licked his lips, his eyes gleaming with excitement.

Before he finished speaking, a suffocating pressure swept in from the depths of the palace, as if the entire palace was shaking.

The air was filled with the surging waves of divine power, and visible energy ripples spread out like water waves.

"Haha, are you serious?"

Wu Hen did not retreat but advanced, with a cynical smile on his face, as if he did not take this devastating pressure seriously at all.

Lin Qiye stood beside him, holding a long sword in his hand, with a serious expression, ready for battle.

The Japanese gods finally couldn't stand it anymore, they united and released all their power.

It condensed into a huge energy ball, emitting a dazzling light, and pressed towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

This force is enough to destroy a city and even change the terrain.

"Wow, this wave of damage is a bit high!" Wu Hen shouted in an exaggerated manner, but he didn't show any panic at all.

He narrowed his eyes and observed the energy ball carefully. The system quickly analyzed the composition and weaknesses of the energy ball in front of him.

"found it!"

Wu Hen's mouth curled up into a sly smile. He discovered a tiny loophole in the energy ball.

Spider-web-like cracks are hidden beneath the dazzling light.

"System, it's now!" Wu Hen muttered in his heart.

A strange energy surged out of his body, followed his fingers, and was precisely injected into the hole in the energy ball.

This energy counteracted the divine power in the energy ball, causing a violent reaction.

The energy ball began to tremble violently, and the light became flickering, as if it would explode at any time.

"Shit, is this going to go wrong?" Wu Hen screamed in fake panic, but secretly increased his energy output.

"Boom!" With a loud bang, the energy ball exploded in the air and turned into starlight and dissipated.

The surrounding Japanese gods were all stunned. They never expected that Wu Hen could resolve their strongest attack so easily.

"That's it?" Wu Hen clapped his hands with a relaxed expression, as if he had just done something insignificant.

"Do you have any other tricks? Feel free to use them, Grandpa will follow!"

Susanoo's roar echoed throughout the palace: "Arrogant mortal! You have completely enraged me!"

Susanoo roared, and swung the Ten-Fist Sword in his hand with a sharp sword energy, heading straight for Wu Hen.

At the same time, Amaterasu held up the magic mirror, and a dazzling beam of light shot out from the mirror, as if to burn Wu Hen to death.

"Just in time!" Wu Hen laughed loudly and stood back to back with Lin Qiye, forming a defensive formation.

The long sword in Lin Qiye's hand danced into a curtain of light, blocking all of Susanoo's sword energy.

"Lao Lin, stay calm! Leave this second-year syndrome to me!" Wu Hen did not forget to make a joke.

His figure was ghostly, like a butterfly flitting through flowers, flitting amidst Amaterasu's attacks, muttering non-stop, "Oh, hot, hot! This sun power has a pretty good whitening effect, but it's a bit time-consuming to apply sunscreen..."

Amaterasu had never been teased like this before, and her attacks became more and more fierce, with her divine power gushing out like a volcano.

While dodging, Wu Hen observed the attack rhythm of the two men. The system quickly analyzed their attack trajectories and weaknesses in front of him.

"Tsk tsk tsk, high attack power, fast speed, but too many flaws, not much technical content..."

Wu Hen commented like a professional battle commentator.

Suddenly, Susanoo's attack slowed down a bit, and Wu Hen's eyes lit up.

"It's now!"

A bizarrely shaped weapon appeared out of thin air in his hand—a huge pink mace inlaid with sparkling colored diamonds.

"Anything produced by the system must be of high quality!" Wu Hen shouted, waving the mace and smashing it hard into Susanoo's chest.

"Bang!" With a dull sound, Susanoo flew backwards like a kite with a broken string, fell heavily to the ground, and spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Seeing this, Amaterasu exclaimed, "Brother!"

Wu Hen carried the mace and whistled, "That's it? I thought it was so powerful, but it seems it's just this good!"

"you……"

Amaterasu glared at Wu Hen angrily. Just as she was about to speak, she saw Tsukuyomi appear beside her and whispered, "Sister, the situation is not good..."

Tsukuyomi sighed softly, and her slender fingers drew a complex rune in the air.

The space twisted, and Wu Hen and Lin Qiye were instantly sucked into a world full of fog.

"Welcome to the trial ground of Tsukuyomi."

A disembodied voice echoed through the mist, "Find the exit and answer my questions before you can leave."

"It's the same old trick again,"

Wu Hen curled his lips and scratched his ears, "Can we try something new? I'm tired of playing."

The surrounding fog began to change, forming all kinds of bizarre scenes: Mount Fuji with falling cherry blossoms, Yoshiwara with singing and dancing, and even Ultraman fighting Godzilla...

"Tsk tsk, the special effects are really good, much better than the 50-cent ones."

Wu Hen admired the surrounding scenery while complaining, "It's just that this plot is a bit cliché. Can you add some emotional scenes? For example, I suddenly become Sailor Moon and save the world..."

Lin Qiye held his forehead helplessly. It was already this late, and this guy still had the mind to make jokes.

However, although Wu Hen seemed nonchalant, he was actually secretly observing the surrounding environment.

He found that although these illusions were realistic, they had some minor flaws.

For example, the cherry blossoms are falling in the wrong direction, the snow on Mount Fuji is too thick, and Godzilla's roar is too ridiculous...

"found it!"

A confident smile appeared on Wu Hen's lips. He walked straight into the depths of the fog and soon found an exit hidden under a cherry tree.

"The exit is right here. Now, please answer my question."

The ethereal voice sounded again, "In Japanese mythology, in which cave did Amaterasu hide?"

"Ama Iwato, this question is too simple, even an elementary school student knows it."

Wu Hen answered without hesitation.

The fog dissipated, and Wu Hen and Lin Qiye returned to the palace.

Tsukuyomi's face turned pale. She didn't expect that Wu Hen could break her trial so easily.

Wu Hen made a "yeah" gesture towards Tsukuyomi, with a smug look on his face: "How about it? Xiao Yueyue, are you convinced?"

Tsukuyomi took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said coldly: "Congratulations, you have passed my test, but..."

Wu Hen interrupted her: "But what? Don't tell me there is a next level?"

"I'm in a hurry, hurry up and get everything in at once, don't dilly-dally."

Before Yue Yan could speak, Wu Hen added: "By the way, can we try something more challenging next time?"

"Your trial is only at kindergarten level, right?"

Tsukuyomi: "..."

"you……"

Amaterasu finally couldn't help herself. She took a step forward, a dazzling light emanating from her body. "Mortal! You are too arrogant!"

"Oh my, are you angry? You'll get wrinkles if you're angry~"

Wu Hen dodged Amaterasu's even more violent solar power and did not forget to make a joke.

The power of the sun is indeed strong. It scorches the surrounding air and distorts it, as if it will turn everything into ashes.

But Wu Hen was no pushover. He dodged deftly,

While observing the environment inside the palace, the system frantically analyzed all possible factors in front of him.

"Bingo!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up. He noticed that there were some complex runes carved on the walls of the palace, flashing with faint light.

According to the system's analysis, these runes are some kind of powerful prohibition used to suppress the potential energy within the palace.

"Hehe, let me lend you my strength!" Wu Hen smiled evilly, his body moving like lightning, deliberately guiding Amaterasu's attack towards those runes.

"Lao Lin, cover me!"

Lin Qiye understood what he meant and swung his sword, forcing back Tsukuyomi and Susanoo, buying time for Wu Hen.

"Boom!" Amaterasu's attack hit the rune hard, and the rune trembled violently and emitted a dazzling light.

Then, an even more powerful energy burst out from the rune and collided with Amaterasu's solar power.

"Oh my god, things have gotten out of hand!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly hid behind Lin Qiye.

The two powerful energies offset each other, resulting in a violent explosion.

The palace shook violently, as if it would collapse at any moment.

The aftermath of the explosion pushed Amaterasu back a few steps, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of her mouth.

"Cough cough..." Amaterasu covered her chest with her hands, her face pale.

She didn't expect that her own power would backfire on her.

"That's it? That's it?"

Wu Hen poked his head out from behind Lin Qiye, looking like he was asking for a beating. "Come on, I'm not satisfied yet!"

Amaterasu's face turned pale. She knew she had underestimated this seemingly cynical mortal.

Tsukuyomi and Susanoo also looked solemn. They realized that this battle was much more difficult than they had imagined.

"Very good, you succeeded in irritating us."

Tsukuyomi's voice was icy cold, as if it came from the Netherworld. "Next, you will face our true power!"

An even more powerful pressure emanated from the three gods, and the entire palace was shrouded in a solemn and murderous atmosphere.

Wu Hen put away his playful smile and his eyes became sharp.

He knew that the real battle had just begun...

"Ah,"

Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly, and he clenched the pink mace in his hand, "That's exactly what I want..."