The school beauty is my military advisor, and the target of my strategy is herself.
Chapter 138 Senior’s straight ball attack!
"Senior, I'm driving now. Can I call you?"
"Um... I'm a little sleepy. If I could hear your voice, I might feel better..."
After sending this message with some careful thoughts.
Su Mo covered the phone and waited silently in his heart, like a primary school student waiting for the announcement of his grades.
next moment.
The screen suddenly lit up.
As the phone rang quietly, the phone prompted - "Do you want to answer the call from Senior?"
Su Mo was immediately delighted, put on the Bluetooth headset and answered the call from her senior.
then.
In headphones,
Then came the sweet and soft voice of the senior sister.
"Junior, you've worked so hard! You must drive safely~~"
"Remember! Don't get sleepy while driving!"
"Junior, have you ever heard the saying? If you don't drive properly, I'll cry. Sob~~"
Listening to the senior sister's somewhat stiff acting lines.
In this regard.
Su Mo couldn't help laughing either.
He quickly replied softly, "Yes, I will definitely drive carefully and make sure not to make you cry..."
The senior student listened, chuckled, and then pretended to be serious.
She questioned, "Junior, is this what I mean?"
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, then asked with a smile: "What do you mean, Senior? Can you give me some clues?"
The senior student didn't say anything.
After a while.
Su Mo heard someone taking deep breaths on the other side of the headset, one group after another...
After three sets of deep breathing exercises.
The senior student leaned closer to the phone and suddenly asked, "Junior, do you miss me a little?"
As soon as these words came out.
In Su Mo's mind, it was like a depth charge exploded!
jump!
Warm reminder: What you are about to face is a straight ball attack from the senior!
How will you answer?
Su Mo: “???”
"Senior, she's so direct..."
Su Mo thought silently in his heart, his face suddenly turned red, and even his hands holding the steering wheel tightened a lot.
He stammered, "Senior...Senior, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
The senior student just snorted softly on the other end of the phone.
She continued, "Junior, just now, you said it first. You won't feel sleepy when you hear my voice."
"Could it be that you're saying this because you miss me a little bit, Junior?"
"Uh..." Su Mo listened quietly. At this moment, his heart felt like a deer was beating wildly.
He slowly raised his head and first looked at Zhou Ran and Tang Yi in the back row through the rearview mirror.
I confirmed that both of them had closed their eyes and it seemed that they were asleep!
He glanced at Jiang Rou in the passenger seat again.
Confirmed, she seems to be asleep too...
Su Mo took a deep breath and said seriously, "Senior sister, you finally found out."
"Actually, it's not just a little bit, but I've always missed you..."
Finish this sentence.
Su Mo inexplicably felt that his heart was beating faster.
Coupled with the extremely quiet atmosphere in the car, he seemed to be able to hear the sound of his heartbeat!
There was also silence for a few seconds on the senior student's side.
Subsequently.
She laughed happily, "Junior, you finally admitted it!"
"If you miss me, just say you miss me. Admit it boldly."
"After all, Senior Sister, it's easy to attract people's attention, especially~~Stupid Junior Brother, you~~"
Listening to the senior sister's slightly cocky voice.
Su Mo smiled unconsciously and asked a little embarrassedly: "Senior sister, what about you?"
On the other end of the phone, the senior student chuckled.
then.
She said slowly in a very gentle voice: "Junior, guess what?"
"If I didn't want to, why would I call you so quickly?"
"I've talked to you so much~~"
"I said you were a big idiot~~I was right!"
After hearing what the senior said, Su Mo couldn't help but smile.
"Senior, honestly, maybe being a big idiot isn't such a bad idea..."
"Don't they say the early bird catches the worm? The early bird catches the worm..."
"No—" the senior student interrupted him and put forward another point of view: "Junior brother, it should be the early worm that catches the bird!"
Su Mo remained silent.
He nodded and said with a smile: "Senior sister, what we said is reasonable, it's just that our identities are different!"
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, then continued, "Senior, I suddenly remembered someone said something like this to me."
"I'm not stupid. Most of the time, I'm pretty smart..."
The senior student fell silent.
no way.
Because the "someone" in Su Mo's words refers to the senior sister herself.
The senior student said with some annoyance: "Student, are you imitating me? Or do you want to laugh at me?"
Su Mo quickly explained: "Senior sister, how dare I laugh at you."
"It's just that at the time, what you said was particularly interesting and left a deep impression on me, so I just remembered it."
The senior student snorted cutely and said, "Hmph~ This is more like it."
At this time.
Zhou Ran in the back seat suddenly turned over.
He mumbled in a daze, "Three long and one short, pick the shortest. If they're different lengths, pick D. If I'm undecided, pick C..."
Su Mo listened: "..."
Awesome.
Brother Ran, it has to be you. Even in your dreams, you're reviewing the formulas for the exam, right?!
You failed.
Who passed?
The senior student naturally heard what Zhou Ran said, so she asked, "Junior, do all your classmates love studying so much?"
Su Mo sighed and said, "Senior sister, isn't it said that sharpening your spear before a battle is better than being quick."
"Sometimes, mnemonics like this are still somewhat useful in exams."
"But why didn't I know there was such a formula?" the senior student asked a little puzzled.
"As for this..." Su Mo thought about it. Actually, he really wanted to say something.
why?
That’s because you know it all, senior sister!
Why do we need this kind of mantra?
but.
Su Mo still explained patiently: "Senior sister, you know, students are also divided into different levels."
"The top students are ranked as top students, the bottom students are ranked as poor students, and in between are the majority of middle-class students, neither high nor low..."
"Besides these, there is another kind, called the God of Learning!"
The senior student was slightly stunned when she heard this.
She asked in confusion, "Academic God? Wait... isn't this someone even better than those academic masters?"
Su Mo shook her head and said with a smile: "Senior sister said that is the traditional academic god."
"And I'm talking about the new school of gods, referring to those who practice unconventional methods in their studies and exams, mainly practicing shamanism."
"For math exams, I ask Gauss to possess me first. For physics exams, I ask Einstein to possess me second. For politics exams, I ask Marx to possess me third..."
Senior: “???”
"No, is it still possible?"
Su Zhiyue had never heard of this before. It turned out that this academic genius could be explained in this way.
She was also stunned by her junior's trick.
"Senior sister, do you believe it?" Su Mo asked silently.
The senior student nodded and hummed softly.
Su Mo pretended to be mysterious and said, "Senior sister, actually, I am this kind of new-style academic god, but..."
The senior student asked in a low voice: "Junior, but what?"
"But I've been inviting them over and over again, but they just won't come to me..."
Su Mo couldn't help but laugh and said, "So, if you're supposed to fail the exam, you're still going to fail!"
Senior sister: "..."
"Then, junior, were you lying to me just now?" the senior student asked again with a stronger tone.
Su Mo nodded and said, "Senior sister, how can this be called a lie? I just want to tell you..."
"I'm not a genius—"
The senior student couldn't help laughing when she heard it.
She said coquettishly: "Hmph~~Stinky junior, I feel like you have changed!"
"Senior sister, how have I changed?" Su Mo asked.
After a while.
The senior student then slowly said, "You stinky junior, you are becoming... more and more shameless~~"
but.
Her tone sounded like she was complaining and acting coquettishly at the same time!
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