Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 15 Isoelectric Chapter Lu Zhanbo
Lin Ze looked at the two people who were still fleeing and said helplessly, "Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu, can you both be quiet? I've already caught the cockroach rat. If you keep shouting like this, the roof will be blown off by you guys."
After hearing Lin Ze's words, the two of them took a closer look and found that the cockroach rat had indeed been locked up. They immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Then, they seemed to realize something, but it was too late.
Lin Ze looked at the photos on his phone and exclaimed that his snapshot skills were perfect.
Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in his arms, his face full of black lines: "Teacher Zeng, can you get down from my arms now? You're really heavy. Also, didn't you just say you're not afraid of mice?"
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly landed on the ground and coughed twice to ease the embarrassment. "I did say I'm not afraid of rats, but this is clearly not an ordinary rat. This is the most disgusting and worst rat I've ever seen, so that's why I screamed. Besides, you screamed even louder than me."
Guan Gu stubbornly said, "Teacher Zeng, please stop talking nonsense and confusing right and wrong. It was obviously because you yelled first that I screamed. Otherwise, why would a warrior like me be afraid? Lin Ze, please judge for yourself and see who behaved worse between the two of us."
"What are you two arguing about here? I heard you yelling on the stairs. Aren't you afraid that people will come up and sue you for disturbing the neighbors? I think you two don't need to argue anymore. You are exactly the same, aren't you?" Hu Yifei's voice rang out.
Then she saw the cockroach in the container: "Wow, this little thing looks quite unique. You two grown men were scared to death by it and screamed? You are really useless. Lin Ze is more reliable."
After hearing this, the two looked at each other and stopped talking.
Hu Yifei knocked on the glass cover and said, "How come something like this appears in your 3602?"
Lin Ze said I don’t know either.
"What are you going to do with this thing?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.
"Why don't we give it to Xiao Hei downstairs? Doesn't he love to study weird things?" Guan Gu suggested.
"Thank you for the trip, Guan Gu." Lin Ze handed him the container.
Guan Gu took it and said, "Leave it to me."
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian who was completely useless, Yifei sighed: "The gap between people is sometimes even greater than that between people and pigs. Don't you agree, Zeng Xiaoxian?"
Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and looked around, "Yifei, how come you have time to come here? Where are Ziqiao and the others?"
A smile flashed across Hu Yifei's face when she heard this: "Let me tell you two, this is what happened just now." As she spoke, she told the two of them about how she had teased Lu Ziqiao.
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless after hearing this: "A lost little white rabbit, a mighty little tiger, what a mess, Ziqiao must be crazy."
[Yes, that's right, Ziqiao is definitely out of his mind. If it were Brother Xian, he would never be fooled.
What did you say? Lin Chi-ling?
Where is my Xiaoling? Brother Xian, I’m here. 】
Lin Ze was speechless: "Heaven on Earth, Zi Qiao wouldn't really believe in such an outrageous place, right?"
Hu Yifei said with a hint of pride: "Don't mention how excited he is. He's already on his way and should be arriving soon. Oh, and where's Zhanbo? He's not downstairs, nor here. I wonder if he got lost."
"Yifei, do you think there is a possibility that Zhanbo lives in room 3601?" Zeng Xiaoxian gave a suggestion.
Hu Yifei was silent for a moment: "That makes sense."
When they pushed open the door of room 3601, the three saw Lu Zhanbo sitting in front of the phone with his hands clasped together. He looked very excited and swallowed his saliva from time to time.
Seeing this, Lin Ze couldn't help but ask: "What is he doing?"
Zeng Xiaoxian guessed: "Zhanbo probably wants to move the phone with his mind."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "I guess he's got something wrong with him again."
"No, I was just about to call Ada. I'm trying to process my emotions right now. Please don't disturb me." Zhanbo replied.
Hu Yifei was a little excited and quickly walked over and asked, "Ada? Who is Ada? Come and tell me and let me analyze it for you."
Zhanbo replied: "It was a girl. We work in the same building. We ran into each other by chance in a cafe yesterday."
Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Good job, kid. Now you've learned to take the initiative. Did you chat with her?"
Zhanbo: "Okay, I followed her all the way from the office to the cafe. Eight streets, eight whole streets, and she didn't even notice me. It was a chance encounter. Hey, hey, hey."
"Hey, hey." Zhan Bo laughed out loud without realizing it.
Zeng Xiaoxian saw this and whispered, "Aze, do you think there are really girls who would be willing to meet a science and engineering guy like Zhanbo who has no emotional intelligence?"
Lin Ze thought about it carefully and said firmly: "There is absolutely no such possibility."
Hu Yifei was full of anticipation: "So, he left you his phone number?"
Zhanbo leaned on the sofa, his face flushed. "She said she would call me, but I think since I'm a boy, I should take the initiative. What do you think, sister?"
Hu Yifei got off the sofa and said, "Wait a minute." Then she took out three incense sticks from the drawer and bowed to Jay Chou's photo frame: "Thanks to our ancestors, Zhanbo finally realized that he is a man."
"Haha, then why are you bowing to Jay Chou's photo?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"What do you care about me?" He ran back to the sofa and urged Zhanbo: "Okay, call quickly, I want to witness this historic moment."
Zhanbo dialed the number upon hearing this, and said excitedly: "Hello, is this Ada? I'm Lu..."
Before he could finish his words, Zhanbo's face changed: "I'm not married yet, I don't need a certificate. Sorry, I don't need a divorce certificate either, thank you." Then he hung up the phone.
Lin Ze smiled and said, "The Ada you're talking about isn't someone who handles documents, is she?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied: "It's not impossible. When the time comes, no matter who gets married or divorced here, they can go to her to handle it."
Lu Zhanbo ignored the two people's teasing and picked up the phone book and asked: "Sister, look, is this 1 or 7? Did I dial the wrong number just now?"
Hu Yifei looked at the phone number and smiled: "That's a good number, 1391******8?"
Zhanbo was confused: "What's the problem?" His eyes revealed clear stupidity.
Hu Yifei was speechless, and Zeng Xiaoxian said what she wanted to say: "If I were to buy a lottery ticket, I would never buy a number like this."
"But this is a phone number, not a lottery ticket," Lu Zhanbo retorted.
Zeng Xiaoxian danced with excitement: "If a girl told me her number was 114, I wouldn't believe it. Don't you think this number is as ridiculous as 114?"
Lin Ze comforted him, "Yifei, Teacher Zeng, don't be so discouraged. Zhanbo is still young. It's normal for him to be excited when a girl leaves him her phone number for the first time."
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "No matter how excited you are, you have to stay rational! How can you trust a number like this?"
Zhanbo listened to what the three of them said and took a deep breath: "You said this number is fake?"
The three of them held their foreheads in their hands.
"Brother, it's not too late for you to realize this now." Hu Yifei finally spoke.
"Why?" Zhan Bo was puzzled.
"It's very simple. If I were a girl, I wouldn't just write my phone number to a stranger," Zeng Xiaoxian explained.
Zhanbo didn't believe it: "But we work in the same building and run into each other several times a day. Are we strangers?"
"What else?" Lin Ze didn't want to discourage him, but he still said, "You're just a stranger who you've met a few times at most. It's normal for them not to give you their real number."
"Ding-ling-ling, ding-ling-ling." At this moment, the phone suddenly rang.
Zhanbo said excitedly: "Look, she called me, she called me. Although the number she left me was fake, the one I left her was real. Look, she called me now, didn't she?"
"Zhanbo, excuse me, my phone is ringing." Lin Ze shook his phone and then pressed the answer button.
"Hello, Ziqiao, what's the matter? Oh, I'm not interested. If you line up and jump into the water, I might be interested." After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Yifei asked curiously, "Ziqiao called you. What happened?"
Lin Ze replied: "He told me that he saw a group of sows lined up and fell into the water. He took a video and posted it online, and asked me to give him a thumbs up."
Hu Yifei was speechless: "He is so boring."
Zeng Xiaoxian was quite interested in this and started searching immediately.
"Ding-ling-ling, ding-ling-ling." The phone rang again.
Zhanbo pointed at the landline and said excitedly: "What did I say, what did I say, Ada called me." Then he picked up the phone.
"Hello, hello. It's great to hear your heavenly voice again. You looked so beautiful yesterday. Yes, that's right."
This little talk is really well said. Lin Ze and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, chose to stay away from this place and returned to 3602.
After the two left, Zhanbo handed the phone to Yifei: "Sister, it's Mom's phone number."
Hu Yifei took the phone speechlessly. It seemed my happiness was for nothing. Zhanbo also collapsed on the sofa, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.
Finally, Wanyu, who had slept enough, came down from upstairs. She looked at Lu Zhanbo who was serving rice and said with a smile: "It smells so good, Zhanbo. What are you serving?"
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