Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 16 Egg Fried Rice Competition
"My sister made fried rice." Lu Zhanbo said expressionlessly, "How is it? Wanyu, would you like some?"
"No, Zhanbo, I'm trying to lose weight recently." Wanyu replied with a smile.
Lu Zhanbo looked at Wanyu's thin figure and frowned: "Lose weight? Wanyu, if you lose weight any more, a gust of wind will blow you away."
Wanyu sat down at the table and said, "Okay, forget what I said. Give me two big bowls."
Zhanbo came over with two bowls of egg fried rice: "Are you sure you want to eat so much? This isn't made by Meijia, it's made by my sister."
Wanyu took a bowl and said, "Feifei made this. Didn't we eat it last time? It tasted delicious!"
Hu Yifei also came over: "What's wrong with what I made? Do you have any opinions on the egg fried rice I made, Zhanbo?"
Then he looked at Wanyu again and said with a smile: "Wanyu, you still have good taste. If you like it, I will make it for you every day."
Zhan Bo saw Hu Yifei's unfriendly look and quickly changed his words: "No, it's not true. My sister made fried rice, it tastes really good."
Then he looked at Wanyu who was eating happily: "Wanyu, you are really hungry."
"I'm a little hungry, how do you make this?"
Lu Zhanbo introduced: "So-called egg fried rice, also known as rice fried eggs, only has three ingredients: rice, eggs, and salt. However, my sister's recipe has a fourth ingredient."
"What's the fourth item? Diced meat?" Wan Yu asked while eating.
Lu Zhanbo looked at his bowl and pulled out a strand of hair: "My sister's beautiful hair."
"Hehehe, congratulations, you have the fifth thing today." Hu Yifei sneered, then she stretched out her left hand and raised her middle finger: "I just realized that my fake nail fell in."
Lu Zhanbo looked carefully and found that there was nothing on the nail. Then he looked at the fried rice in front of him in horror.
Seeing his panicked look, Hu Yifei said with a smile: "Congratulations, Zhanbo, maybe you will win the prize."
Wanyu had already finished the egg fried rice in her bowl. "It's delicious, Feifei. Can you teach me how to make it? I wanted to learn it last time."
Hu Yifei said happily: "Okay, okay, I'll teach you how to do it now, let's go."
Lu Zhanbo said, "Sister, today is the weekend! Shouldn't you go on a date with Mr. Shen?"
Hu Yifei waved her hand. "Hey, Zhanbo, you don't understand. Dating is fine any day, but finding someone as discerning and promising as Wanyu—do you know how hard it is?"
As he spoke, he patted Wanyu on the shoulder and said, "Come on, Wanyu, I'll teach you how to make a bowl of authentic egg fried rice. Don't worry, it's very simple, I guarantee you'll learn it."
Watching the two of them walk towards the kitchen, Zhan Bo looked at the fried rice in front of him suspiciously. Could it be that my sister's cooking skills have improved?
Thinking of this, he picked up the spoon and took a bite. His expression changed instantly. The taste didn't change at all, it was still so mediocre, but he bit his fake nail.
Lu Zhanbo was in tears. His sister was right. He won the prize. Why was he so unlucky today?
Zhanbo was bored and building a cookie house. Wanyu, dressed up, was beating eggs. "Feifei, I'm practicing hard and I won't embarrass you, Master."
Hu Yifei smiled with satisfaction, then she looked at Zhanbo: "What are you doing, playing house? Ada hasn't called you yet?"
"No." Zhan Bo didn't even raise his head.
"Are you still holding your breath?"
Wan Yu replied: "Fei Fei, don't be fooled by him, this is just a superficial phenomenon."
"Ding-ling-ling, ding-ling-ling." The phone rang and Zhan Bo rushed over instantly.
Hu Yifei was speechless. It was really just a superficial phenomenon.
"Hello." Zhan Bo answered the phone happily, then became gloomy, his expression changing instantly.
"Lü Ziqiao, don't call me if you have nothing to do. I have no interest in the video you uploaded. Brother Ze is right. If you fall into the water while waiting in line, I will definitely help you turn a million times."
Having said that, he hung up the phone with a snap.
After the call was hung up, Lu Ziqiao looked bewildered. What was wrong with these people? Why were they not interested in this? At this time, he was still on his way back to the apartment.
Hu Yifei was passionately teaching Wanyu the secrets of making fried rice: "Wanyu, you have to learn to relax. You can't make good fried rice if you're too rigid. You know what? Cooking requires dedication, passion, and desire. Only then can you make a good dish."
Wanyu was stunned when she heard this, but Yifei continued: "We should put aside all distractions, so the music should be changed. Without passion, we can't produce good works." After that, she pressed the play button of the recorder, and a passionate music came out.
Hu Yifei danced passionately to the music, then smashed Zhan Bo's cookie house with a punch, picked up a cookie and started eating it.
Zhanbo looked at the broken cookie house and felt his heart break: "No, my roof."
3602, listening to the music next door, the three men looked at each other.
Guan Gu asked curiously: "What are they doing next door? They are so passionate."
Lin Ze replied: "I don't know, Teacher Zeng, please go and take a look for us."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the newspaper without looking up: "It must be Hu Yifei's doing again. If you are curious, then go and see for yourself. I won't go anyway."
In the end, none of the three moved.
Where did Meijia go? After hearing about the new cockroach rat, she couldn't wait to run to Xiaohei's place.
It was dinner time. The three men in Room 3602 were discussing what to eat when Lu Zhanbo rushed in and said, "Can I use the restroom in your suite?"
After Zhanbo came out with a happy look on his face, Guan Gu asked curiously, "Zhanbo, is the toilet in your suite broken?"
Zhanbo's face turned serious. "No, it's worse than that. My sister wants to flush all the fried rice down the toilet."
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked: "Is she crazy? If she really did that, it wouldn't just be the toilet in your suite that would be damaged, but the toilets on the entire floor."
Lin Ze asked, "Zhanbo, there must be a reason for everything. Why did your sister do this?"
Upon hearing this, Zhanbo unleashed the whole story. It turned out that after Wanyu learned how to make egg fried rice, she innovated by adding diced pork. This infuriated Hu Yifei, the self-proclaimed egg fried rice master. The two engaged in a duel, with Zhanbo acting as referee. Without hesitation, he chose Wanyu's bowl. This led to Yifei becoming withdrawn, and she now locks herself in the bathroom, threatening to dump all the fried rice down the toilet.
The three of them were stunned after hearing this. Guan Gu sighed, "Is this what they call a bloody incident caused by fried rice? But after all, it's just a bowl of fried rice. Is Yifei really making such a fuss about it?"
Lin Ze replied, "Guan Gu, you don't understand. Yifei is extremely competitive and won't admit defeat easily. Unless you can make her lose with conviction, she will challenge you again and again until she defeats you."
Zeng Xiaoxian added: "Especially since the two of them were competing over egg fried rice, which is Hu Yifei's only real skill, and she was beaten by the fledgling Wanyu. It would be strange if she was happy."
As he was talking, Zeng Xiaoxian realized something was wrong, because he found that the three people's eyes were on him: "What are you going to do?"
Lu Zhanbo said excitedly: "Teacher Zeng, now it all depends on you. After all, you are the person who has eaten the most egg fried rice made by my sister. You will definitely be able to choose the right one."
Lin Ze added: "Yes, Mr. Zeng's favorite food is egg fried rice. He was clamoring for it in the middle of the night."
Guan Gu was even more direct: "Teacher Zeng, you don't want the toilets in the entire apartment building to be clogged, do you?"
With the expectations of the three people, Zeng Xiaoxian came to 3601 in a heroic and high-spirited manner, and the three people followed him, ready to join in the fun.
Meijia looked curious: "Why are you all here?"
Lin Ze replied: "Meijia, prepare the popcorn, it's going to be exciting."
Meijia didn't suspect anything and took out a bucket of popcorn, ready to watch the show.
In front of the bathroom door, I knocked on it: "Yifei, Xiaofeifei, Feifeifei, come out! It's so stuffy in there."
Hu Yifei's voice came from inside: "I'm going to pour all the fried rice into the toilet, otherwise I won't come out."
Zeng Xiaoxian continued to persuade: "Yifei, how can you care about Zhanbo's judgment? He is an alien, and he takes medicine more frequently than he eats normally. His taste has long been different."
Zhan Bo was a little excited when he heard this. Just as he was about to say something, he was stopped by the three of them. Wan Yu sat on the side and watched quietly.
"Yifei, you should find a normal person who's passionate about food to judge, right? Like me, Xian Ge. I'm the vice chairman of the Residents' Committee of this apartment building!"
Hu Yifei then opened the door a crack, stuck her head out, and asked tentatively: "Are you saying that you will choose me and declare me the winner?"
Zeng Xiaoxian confidently replied, "Of course. I've lived here for so long and eaten your fried rice so many times, and I still can't tell who is the master."
Hu Yifei then agreed: "It's settled." Then she came out with two bowls of fried rice, asked Zeng Xiaoxian to sit at the dining table, and prepared a glass of water.
Zhanbo also handed over the spoon with an attentive look on his face. Yifei looked at him and said, "Zhanbo, remember, from now on, you must sleep with one eye open, one eye open!"
Zeng Xiaoxian made a throat-slitting gesture from behind, which made Zhan Bo even more panicked.
Lin Ze and the other two couldn't help but sigh: "What a tragedy! Zhan Bo."
Wanyu still looked at him with a smile, as if she didn't care at all about winning or losing.
Zhan Bo quickly retreated back to the audience seats, fearing that he would be accidentally injured again.
Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the spoon and first tasted the egg fried rice on his left, making a "hmm" sound. Then he tasted the bowl on his right, making another "hmm" sound. Finally, he took another bite of the bowl on his left, making another "hmm" sound.
Seeing this, Hu Yifei was extremely angry: "You're taking a shit, are you done yet? Which bowl is it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed and said, "This bowl, the one on the left, has a smooth and fragrant taste that soothes my throat. I can't bear to chew it up. I hold it in my mouth, and I feel like every pore on my body is emitting a girlish fragrance."
Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei quickly picked up the bowl and checked the bottom. After finding no name, she realized it was her bowl and said excitedly, "I won, yes." Then she ran out excitedly.
Lu Zhanbo was puzzled: "Why did she run out?"
Everyone shook their heads: "I don't know."
Lu Zhanbo quickly asked, "Teacher Zeng, do you really think her cooking is delicious?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out a hair from his mouth expressionlessly: "No, the one I happened to eat had her hair in it."
Seeing Wanyu feeling somewhat lost, Zhanbo also offered his own kind of comfort.
Everyone who watched it exclaimed that it was wonderful.
"Oh, I've finished my popcorn." Meijia's voice interrupted the two of them. Looking at their intriguing expressions, they both made excuses to leave.
Seeing that there was nothing more to watch, everyone dispersed.
Today was undoubtedly a day of sweetness after much hardship for Zhanbo. He finally received the call he had been waiting for: "Hello, Ada, I knew you would call. Yes, we live in the Love Apartment. You want to rent an apartment too? You're alone. Oh, and you have a lot of sisters who want to come over and visit too. Okay, let's make an appointment and I'll introduce you to a place."
At this time, Lu Ziqiao, who had returned at some unknown time, snatched the phone away after hearing Zhan Bo's words.
"Hey, you guys should come over. We have a party here tomorrow night. It's a membership-based party. You can apply to participate by email. We will draw lucky members to stay in the Love Apartment for free. Me? I'm the landlord here. My name is Lu~Xiaobu. Okay, that's it. See you at 8 o'clock tomorrow night. Bye." After saying that, he threw the phone to Zhanbo.
Zhanbo took it and said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"Oh, this weekend is so boring, we have to find some fun. So now, we have to find the opposite sex, lots and lots of the opposite sex." Lu Ziqiao expressed his thoughts.
Zhanbo: "Then you can't tell them that we're going to have a party!"
Lü Ziqiao said with a look of frustration, "Didn't you hear Ada say she has a lot of sisters? On this planet, besides seasonal sales, only parties can bring them all together. Let me tell you, throwing a party is like a thousand troops crossing a single-plank bridge. The more you tell them the barriers to entry are, the more they'll fight tooth and nail to attend."
"It's like if you shout on the street: Beauty, whether you are beautiful or not, everyone will turn around. Who would be willing to admit that they are not qualified?"
"Who was calling me just now? x2" Meijia and Yifei's voices sounded at the same time.
Ziqiao and Zhanbo shook their heads at the same time. The two women exchanged glances and returned to their rooms. This, however, only served to confirm what Lu Ziqiao had just said.
Zhanbo exclaimed: "That's amazing! Then where should we hold the party? You won't be here, will you?"
"Of course!" Lu Ziqiao affirmed him.
Lu Zhanbo: "But everyone will be here tomorrow, they won't agree."
Lu Ziqiao said fearlessly: "Then there is no need to ask for their consent. Anyone who stands in the way of me, Ziqiao, picking up girls, humph, will die!" As he said that, he smashed Zhan Bo's cookie house with one punch, and then left in a cool manner, leaving Zhan Bo with a devastated look on his face.
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