Love Apartment: The Most Reliable Person
Chapter 14: Suppressing Cockroaches and Rats
The next day at noon, Lin Ze was sitting on the sofa in the living room, replenishing protein while reading a criminal law book.
The occasional feeling of weakness in his waist reminded him of the ridiculous things that happened the day before.
He rubbed his old waist with his hand and sighed: "Really, lust is a steel knife that scrapes bones. The ancients were right! From today on, I will abstain from lust." As he said that, he took another sip of milk.
If Yifei challenged him to a sparring match at this time, he would just be beaten.
"Lin Ze, what are you looking at? Is there anything to eat in the refrigerator? I'm starving." Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just woken up and was still in pajamas, began to look for food.
"Why is there no food in such a big refrigerator?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little overwhelmed.
"That shouldn't be the case. I clearly remember there were quite a lot yesterday."
Seeing that Lin Ze didn't believe it, Zeng Xiaoxian made way, and the empty refrigerator came into Lin Ze's sight.
"Wow!" Lin Ze exclaimed as he looked at the refrigerator that would make even a mouse cry and run away if it came.
"Okay, Teacher Zeng, you're right." Lin Ze confirmed: "Teacher Zeng, I still have some milk here. Do you want to drink some together? If that doesn't work, you can also go next door. Meijia should have snacks."
Zeng Xiaoxian took a cup, poured himself a glass, and sat next to Lin Ze.
"Hey, Lin Ze, have you heard any strange noises when you were sleeping these two days?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked mysteriously.
"Strange noise? What strange noise?" Lin Ze was puzzled. He couldn't be blamed. He had been sleeping so soundly these past two days. Even the alarm clock couldn't wake him up, let alone any noise.
"Aze, let me tell you, these past two days when I came home from get off work, I always felt a squeaking sound coming from somewhere. When I was lying in bed, this sound kept repeating in my ears, and it made it impossible for me to sleep well." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a look of fear on his face.
Lin Ze was speechless: "Teacher Zeng, please have some common sense. The squeaking sound you mentioned should be made by mice, right? Don't scare yourself."
"Rat? Aze, are you saying there's a rat in this suite in our apartment?"
"What else could it be?" Lin Ze spread his hands.
Zeng Xiaoxian speculated: "Aze, do you think it's possible that the food in our refrigerator was eaten by this rat?"
Lin Ze replied: "Teacher Zeng, you reminded me that we should go shopping. Also, whose mouse do you think can open the refrigerator and eat the food packaging? Do you think this is a Tom and Jerry movie?"
"Then why is this refrigerator empty? Maybe the mouse suddenly mutated? You know, society is so developed now, it is entirely possible that a mutated mouse will appear!" Zeng Xiaoxian began to give full play to his imagination.
Lin Ze ruthlessly broke his connection: "That's enough, Mr. Zeng. The food in the refrigerator is gone. It was purely stolen by Ziqiao. One time when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I saw him rummaging through the refrigerator."
Lin Ze pinched his chin and said, "But it's not impossible to treat Lu Ziqiao as a big rat. It seems that I have to lock the refrigerator from now on, or just buy a locked refrigerator."
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little angry: "It's all Ziqiao's fault. He got up in the middle of the night to eat secretly. Who was he trying to scare to death?"
Lin Ze patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, Mr. Zeng, have you finished your milk? Let's go shopping."
Zeng Xiaoxian finished the milk in one gulp: "Wait for me to change my clothes, Brother Xian! Oh, how about asking Guan Gu to come too?"
"Guan Gu said he will be in seclusion for the next two days, so we shouldn't disturb him. But Teacher Zeng, if you want to experience the feeling of committing suicide by seppuku, you can try knocking on that door." Lin Ze pointed at Guan Gu's room and encouraged.
In the bar downstairs, a trio of girls were chatting with the big rat Lu Ziqiao.
Ziqiao held up his phone and said with a smile: "Everyone, I'm really in love this time."
Chen Meijia sneered: "You said the same thing last time."
"No, it's true this time. I met her online. Her name is Lost Little White Rabbit. The name sounds stupid, but when we started chatting, we found that we should have met each other earlier." Ziqiao said with a smile.
"Then what does she call you?" Wan Yu asked curiously.
Lu Ziqiao: "She affectionately calls me the mighty little tiger."
"Little tiger, you look like a kitten to me." Chen Meijia sneered.
"Do you have any photos? Let me see them." Hu Yifei was also a little curious.
Looking at the photo on Ziqiao's phone, Hu Yifei couldn't help but say, "Why does she look so much like Lin Zhiling?"
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was shopping in the supermarket, seemed to sense something. He looked around, but found nothing, so he lowered his head and continued to pick.
Chen Meijia also saw the photo and said: "She actually likes you, what a waste of such a good cabbage."
Lu Ziqiao's gaze was on the other side: "Two o'clock, four o'clock, six o'clock, she's at the bar."
Wanyu asked, "What are you talking about, Ziqiao?"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't hide his excitement: "She looks like Guan Zhilin! I'm going to take action."
Hu Yifei: "Don't you already have Lin Zhiling?"
Lu Ziqiao replied: "Lin Zhiling is not enough, we also need Cai Yilin, Chen Songling, Weng Meiling and Chen Huilin." Then he walked forward to chat with her.
Wan Yu sighed: "If he continues like this, sooner or later he will alarm the demon spirit."
Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia deeply agree with this.
At the door of 3602, Lin Ze and Zeng Xiaoxian, each carrying two large bags of food, were about to open the door and enter when they saw Guan Gu running out with a look of horror on his face.
Seeing the two of them, Guan Gu hurriedly said, "Lin Zejun, Teacher Zeng, please run for your lives! There is a mutant rat in our suite."
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "Guan Gu, are you still asleep? Or have you watched too many Ninja Turtles? How can we have such a thing here?"
Lin Ze looked at him speechlessly, he had clearly had the same fantasy before.
Guan Gu retorted: "Teacher Zeng, I know this is hard to believe, but I really saw the dog get desperate just now. I didn't lie to you."
"The dog is anxious, what kind of dog is anxious?" Zeng Xiaoxian wondered.
"It's the mutated rat I mentioned. I named it Cornered Dog, which is similar to Godzilla." Guan Gu explained.
Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't believe it: "As expected of a comic artist, he always thinks too much. Besides, it's just a little mouse. What's the big deal if it mutates? Look how scared it is to make us, a warrior over 180 meters tall, run away."
Guan Gu straightened his neck and said, "Who said I was scared? I was just turning around. If you saw it, you might be worse than me."
"Teacher Zeng, aren't you tired carrying those two bags?" Lin Ze had already started putting things into the refrigerator while the two of them were talking.
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, then he ran over in two steps: "Why are my hands so sore?"
Seeing this, Guan Gu looked around carefully and walked in after finding that there was nothing.
Zeng Xiaoxian patted him and said jokingly: "Warrior, can you be braver?"
Guan Gu was helpless: "Teacher Zeng, you are just talking nonsense. No one would be brave enough to see cockroaches or rats."
"Cockroach rat? You gave it a new name?" Zeng Xiaoxian was still cheerful.
Guan Gu replied: "Because that thing looks like both a cockroach and a mouse, I named it Cockroach Mouse, and 'dog is anxious' is its English name."
Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "Haha, you really have some free time."
Suddenly, a squeaking sound was heard in 3602, and cockroaches and rats came out.
"Ah, ah! It appears, the cockroach appears." Hearing this familiar voice, Guan Gu screamed instantly.
Zeng Xiaoxian also screamed after seeing the true appearance of this thing. The room instantly rang out with a screaming duet. Two grown men screamed and ran.
Lin Ze picked up a book, found the right moment, and threw it forward, knocking the cockroach unconscious with precision. As the saying goes, the force is just right, so it doesn't hurt the brain.
After putting the cockroach in a transparent container, Lin Ze understood why the two grown men were so scared.
You know what, this little thing is really unique.
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