Eating melons

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi felt their scalps tingling and goose bumps all over their bodies when they were stared at by Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin. It took them a while to realize that the two had misunderstood them.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi said unhappily:

"I am a woman, my sexual orientation is male, and I like men."

"I am a woman, my sexual orientation is male, and I like men."

Hearing each other's words, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi smiled at each other. In some ways, they really got along surprisingly well.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin both breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that the sexual orientation was male. As long as the sexual orientation was male, nothing else mattered.

Li Zhibin looked at the two of them and asked, "Are you two sure you want to fight at the pig-killing banquet later?"

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi nodded, "Sure, sure, sure, and definitely."

Xiao Xuemu stretched out his hand helplessly, "Where's the medicine? Bring it here! Let's go!"

Hearing this, Wei Wei quickly stood up and said, "Wait a moment, I'll go get it. I'll be right back."

Such a good tool would be a waste if not used. After saying that, he quickly got up, opened the door, walked home, and then quickly placed an order for a bottle of strong laxative.

The thing is a kind of crystal purified from liquid. The individual particles are very small, just like MSG, and need to be dissolved in water.

Although she has never used it, Wei Wei firmly believes that the products produced by the system must be high-quality, and she has no doubt about it.

He took another piece of oil paper, poured out the powerful laxative and wrapped it up, then walked towards Jiang Qi's house.

In fact, Wei Wei didn't drug Wang Laoyao and Li Laoyao because she wanted to torture them, but because of Jiang Qi's consideration.

Jiang Qi is not her. She has a system backpack that allows her to carry various self-defense weapons with her, so she is not afraid of being alone.

But Jiang Qi didn't have a golden finger. Even though Wei Wei had prepared various self-defense weapons for her, there would inevitably be omissions.

Wei Wei will go to the county alone in a couple of days to deliver the goods to Xiao Xuemu. By then, Jiang Qi will be alone at home. An Ran is worried, so she thinks of giving them laxatives so that they will be exhausted and have no energy to do bad things.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin looked at this thing with some doubt, "Are you sure? Will this work?"

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi patted their chests loudly, "Don't worry, it will definitely work."

But Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu still didn't quite believe it. The more these two guys promised, the more deceptive and unreliable they were.

Thinking about the unreliable personalities of these two people, and the various strange medicines they have.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were just glad that they had never provoked them. Each of their ideas was more harmful than the other.

I locked the door, took my lunch box, and went to the threshing ground.

At this time, people were coming and going in the threshing ground. There was a big stove outside the canteen in the threshing ground. It was left over from the days when people ate in a big pot. Now women were cooking there. The annual pig-killing banquet was held here.

The men were removing the hair from the pigs and dividing the meat. Of course, with so many people working on this job, some people were watching the show, chatting, or condemning Ge Guizi's family. The person who received the most attention was Ge Laoyao.

Among those chatting were members of the Wang and Li families.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin have been keeping an eye on the Li and Wang families. The families of Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi always act together.

When they saw the two families going to the stove together to get hot water to drink, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin knew that the opportunity had come.

Xiao Xuemu grabbed a handful of laxatives in his hand and walked over with Li Zhibin.

Li Zhibin, who was walking in front, accidentally bumped into Li Laoguai who was about to fetch water.

"What are you doing? Are you blind?"

Li Zhibin quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, my foot just slipped. I'm so sorry, uncle. I'm so sorry."

Li Laoguai wanted to say something, but the people around him started to join in.

"Li Laoguai, Li Zhiqing has already apologized, so let it go. He didn't mean it."

"Yeah, yeah, you didn't lose anything, you just bumped into it accidentally."

Seeing that Li Zhibin had attracted everyone's attention, Xiao Xuemu secretly threw the medicine in his hand into the big pot.

There are quite a few people in Li Laoguai's family and Wang Mazi's family. It would be too troublesome to drug them one by one, and there are not so many opportunities.

So Xiao Xuemu simply threw the medicine into the pot and asked everyone to have a bowl.

The pot was very big, and Xiao Xuemu was afraid that the medicine would not be effective enough, so he threw in a super big handful.

Anyway, it's just a laxative. Since Wei Wei and Jiang Qi have already tried it on humans, there shouldn't be any major problems other than diarrhea.

At this time, Xiao Xuemu completely forgot what Wei Wei and Jiang Qi said, that they just needed to drug Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao.

Xiao Xuemu forgot but Li Zhibin did not, and he paid special attention to these two people.

He was afraid that the medicine would not be effective enough in such a big pot, and he didn't want Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao to embarrass themselves in public, so he secretly put some in Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao's bowls.

Because they wanted to eat more, their bowls were very large. Moreover, both of them had drunk water before, so there was still some water stains in the bowls. Li Zhibin put the medicine in and it dissolved immediately.

Li Zhibin saw this magical scene and inexplicably felt that maybe Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were really reliable this time! After all, they looked quite impressive.

After administering the drug, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin looked at each other, and Li Zhibin said to everyone, "Uncle, aunt, you guys go first, you guys go first, we'll go to the back."

He was about to walk away, but the worried crowd quickly said, "Why are you going? We're just getting some water, go ahead!"

"It's just a bowl of water. How long does it take? It's just a spoonful."

Hearing this, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin gritted their teeth and each filled a lunch box with water.

Looking at the water in the lunch box, I felt extremely sad. I was afraid I couldn’t keep this lunch box.

Seeing Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin, Wei Wei asked excitedly, "What's going on?"

Xiao Xuemu nodded, "Okay, but we need to go back and get a new lunch box. We can't take this one. Let's get the water from the pot."

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were stunned when they heard this. Why couldn't they keep the lunch box after taking the water from the pot?

Suddenly Wei Wei reacted, "Did you put that in the pot?"

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin nodded.

Seeing this, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi thought they might be in trouble. That was a super powerful laxative! Because Wei Wei's main purpose was to make Wang Laoyao and Li Laoyao collapse and make them unable to get out of bed.

Wei Wei trembled and whispered, "How much did you put in?"

"I grabbed a handful, and that was just enough medicine for me."

After hearing this, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi felt that their fate was completely over. They had taken a whole bottle of medicine, so much medicine. Seeing that there were so many people drinking water in the threshing ground, they felt that they might not be able to enjoy the pig-killing banquet.

Fortunately, Wei Wei was afraid that they would not be able to run away in time and see the dirt, so she switched to a medicine that would take thirty minutes to take effect.

Wei Wei hurriedly said, "It seems like things have gotten out of hand again this time. Go back and get rid of this lunch box quickly. Don't let anyone know about it. Bring another lunch box. Luckily, this medicine takes about 30 minutes to take effect. Otherwise, if so many people had diarrhea, they might be suspected."

After hearing this, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin looked at each other and thought that they would not pour the water. They wanted to see how effective the medicine was.

But I still have to go back and get a new lunch box.

After saying hello to Wei Wei and Jiang Qi, he quickly rushed home.