Eating melons

Yu Xi, who was accompanying Liu Jiaojiao and Wu Mei, saw Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin leave, leaving only Wei Wei and Jiang Qi in the corner.

Thinking of this controversial situation, he walked over with Liu Jiaojiao and Wu Mei.

"Where are Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin? I think I saw them leave just now. Why are you two left here alone at this time?"

Yu Xi asked with a frown.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi naturally couldn't say that they went back to destroy the evidence.

"We had a barbecue at Xiao Xuemu's place before we came. We couldn't quite remember whether the fire was out when we arrived. The two of them went back to check. If it hadn't been out and they'd accidentally set the house on fire, we'd be doomed."

Yu Xi: ...

Liu Jiaojiao: ...

Wu Mei: ...

Jiang Qi: ...

After hearing Wei Wei's reason, even Jiang Qi didn't know what to say. It was a bit outrageous but also seemed reasonable.

After all, she is the kind of person who, after doing something, closes the door and is about to go out, can't remember whether she did it or not.

Wu Mei twitched her lips when she heard this. "Aren't we going to have meat soon? Why are we eating meat at home first? And I heard that we have to share the meat!"

Upon hearing this, Wei Wei, Jiang Qi, Liu Jiaojiao and Yu Xi were all stunned.

Jiang Qi looked at them strangely, "Are you going to eat the pig-killing dish later?"

Regardless of the strange cause of the pig's death or the thought of the uncontrollable situation that would follow, Jiang Qi and Wei Wei couldn't finish their meal.

Hearing what Jiang Qi and Wei Wei said, Yu Xi and Liu Jiaojiao quickly denied it.

"No." "I don't want to eat."

Wu Mei looked at the four of them strangely, "Why don't you eat?"

Jiang Qi also didn't understand. "Don't you feel disgusted? Think about how that pig died?"

Wu Mei's face froze when she heard this, but she still said, "That's quite disgusting, but it has nothing to do with eating meat. You still have to eat meat."

Wu Mei ate meat only a few times throughout the year. Although the food was better after she went to the countryside and ate with Yu Xi and Liu Jiaojiao, she still didn't eat meat very often.

Wu Mei was still greedy for meat. As long as she had meat to eat, she didn't care where the meat came from.

Hearing him say that, Wei Wei quickly said, "Then I'll prepare the pig-killing dishes for you to eat later! I'll also give you the meat I gave you, since I don't want it anyway."

Jiang Qi also quickly said, "I'll give you mine too, all of it."

Liu Jiaojiao also said, "I've given you all of mine, but you can't cook it for me."

Yu Xi also said, "Me too."

After hearing what they said, Wu Mei suddenly felt that she was very lucky today. Not only did she vent her anger, but she also got so much meat. She didn't seem so sad about being cheated and losing all her money.

Wu Mei said happily: "Thank you."

The four of them had not been chatting for a while when Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin came over with lunch boxes.

Wei Wei was afraid of being exposed, so she hurried over to check her statement with them. Liu Jiaojiao, Wu Mei and Yu Xi looked at Wei Wei running towards Xiao Xuemu with an expression of understanding.

Seeing Wei Wei running over in a hurry, Xiao Xuemu hurriedly asked, "What happened?"

Wei Wei quickly explained, "Yu Xi and the others just came and asked what you were doing. I was afraid they'd suspect you of drugging me, so I said we were having a barbecue at your house and forgot to put out the fire, so you two went back to put it out to prevent it from setting the house on fire."

Xiao Xuemu: ...

Li Zhibin: …

They didn't know what to say about this powerful reason, they only knew that some strange knowledge had been added.

Li Zhibin was a little speechless, "Is it really necessary to be so exaggerated?"

Wei Wei looked at the two idiots helplessly and said, "Believe it or not, more than half of the people in this threshing ground will be shitting themselves. Do you think this is too exaggerated?"

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were stunned. They had seen laxatives before, but this was not so exaggerated!

What's more, it's such a big pot of water, so many people are drinking it, and the water is not just boiled and put there.

If no one came to fetch water, they would add more water and continue to boil it, so there wouldn't be much of the medicine left!

Wei Wei naturally understood what they meant. "Just wait and see! Those who drank the first pot of water might get diarrhea and become dehydrated today, and need intravenous drips."

Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu were also stunned when they heard this. If what Wei Wei said was true, then the two of them had really played things too big, and the people of the Red Star Brigade were badly tricked by them this time.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin couldn't believe that they had also become scammers. They felt that they must have been infected by Wei Wei and Jiang Qi.

When they met up with Jiang Qi, Wei Wei was stunned to see Liu Jiaojiao and the others drinking water with lunch boxes, as were Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu.

Wei Wei glanced at Jiang Qi, who shrugged. Wei Wei threw herself into Jiang Qi's arms and whispered, "What's going on?"

Jiang Qi lowered his voice and said, "They said they wanted to drink water, and I didn't dare to stop them! Otherwise, they would definitely be suspicious.

But I've already boiled several pots of water, so the medicine probably won't be very effective anymore! They should just have a little diarrhea, nothing serious."

Seeing Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's actions, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin's faces turned green, and all they could think of was the saying: when boys and boys are together, it's salvation; when girls and girls are together, it's stunning; when boys and girls are together, it's romance.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin kept repeating the phrase "When girls are together, they are stunning, when girls are together, they are stunning, when girls are together, they are stunning..." in their heads.

Seeing their faces turning increasingly green, Yu Xi asked curiously, "What's wrong with you two? You look so pale."

Did he just have a fight with Weiwei? It doesn't seem like it! I didn't feel like they were arguing.

Why are you looking at Wei Wei and Jiang Qi like that? There’s nothing wrong with Wei Wei and Jiang Qi!

It’s just that the relationship between the two of them has improved a little, and they hug each other for warmth.

It's normal for two girls to hug each other if they have a good relationship, right?

Isn’t it common to see close friends walking hand in hand on the street?

Liu Jiaojiao and Wu Mei looked at them in confusion.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi looked at Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin after hearing Yu Xi's words.

They saw Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin looking at them with dark faces and gloomy eyes.

Wei Weihe immediately let go of each other, rubbed her arms, and got goose bumps all over her body.

This look is so weird, it feels like catching a mistress, and I am like that mistress.

The two shook off the strange things in their minds.

Wei Wei was furious and said, "I'm straight, straight. My sexual orientation is female, and my hobbies are male. Bah! My gender is female, and my sexual orientation is male. You've led me astray."

Jiang Qi couldn't stand Xiao Xuemu's look that was like he was catching a mistress. It was so weird and scary, so he said quickly.

"I'm not a lesbian, I'm straight, don't be a lesbian looking at people who are gay."

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin didn't understand what the two were saying. They didn't understand what a straight woman was, what a lesbian was, and what it meant to look at a person's penis with a lesbian's eye.

The two of them only understood Wei Wei's words that she was sexually inclined towards women and liked men, especially women. They both understood this sentence completely.

The two of them separated the two people who were leaning against each other, and like picking up rabbits, each picked up one and pulled them to his side.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were completely bewildered. Did they take the wrong medicine? Could it be that Wei Wei had just given them the wrong medicine, and they'd tried it out of curiosity, only to find it was a laxative?

And that medicine was bought from the system mall, there is no way it could be wrong???

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi didn't understand.

Wei Wei watched the two people's actions speechlessly, and it took her a while to react.

"That's not right! Why should we explain to you whether we are straight or not? So what if we are lesbian? We are not in your way."

Jiang Qi also reacted, "Yeah! What's there for us to explain to you? It's just a misunderstanding! Li Zhibin, let go of my clothes, or I'll chop off your paws."

Li Zhibin quickly let go when he heard this. He was not afraid of Jiang Qi's threat to chop off his claws, but he was afraid of the strange medicines in Jiang Qi's hand. Those medicines were also scary if used for pranks.

Wei Wei didn't dare to speak to Xiao Xuemu like that, after all, he was her God of Wealth.

"Boss, please let go! This doesn't look good and doesn't suit your bossy demeanor."

When Xiao Xuemu heard this, he glanced at Liu Jiaojiao and the other two who were watching the show, and let her go.

In fact, Liu Jiaojiao and the other two only knew that they were watching a play, but they didn’t know what play they were watching. Not only could they not understand it, they couldn’t understand it either.

As soon as Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were freed, they immediately hugged each other, which made Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin's faces turn pale.