Eating melons

Li Zhibin looked at the two of them in confusion. "No, ancestors, what on earth are you talking about? I'm getting more and more confused. How on earth do you two understand each other's thoughts? With your thoughts?"

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi said mysteriously.

"We call this a telepathic connection."

"We call this a telepathic connection."

Xiao Xuemu: ...

Li Zhibin: …

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi smiled at each other. Of course, it couldn't be said that they were from the same place. Some jokes and some memes were naturally only known to each other.

Wei Wei looked at the two of them and smiled, "I think it's better for you not to know. Believe me, you don't want to know."

Li Zhibin quickly denied, "No, no, no, I want to know, I really want to know, just tell me now!

I'm really itching inside. We're all in this together, but you two are having such a lively discussion while we're just confused. Is that okay with you?"

Xiao Xuemu also followed their lead and said, "Not good, very bad, a bit immoral."

Although neither of them has much virtue at all.

Jiang Qi glanced at the two of them and asked, "Are you sure?"

Li Zhibin nodded, "Confirmed and certain."

Seeing how curious they were, Jiang Qi didn't hide anything. "Weiwei and I plan to give Wang Laoyao and Li Laoyao some laxatives after they get caught having sex. We'll make them look bad in public and then add to their scandal."

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin didn’t understand again. Is there any connection between the two?

"What does embarrassing yourself in public have to do with their romantic scandal?"

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi looked at each other, wondering what to do. Should they tell them? It seemed like they really didn't understand any of this.

Li Zhibin was a little unhappy to see the two of them playing dumb again, "What's going on? Why are you two playing dumb again? We only know half of it!"

Seeing him like this, Jiang Qi didn't hide it anymore. "Because if two men have sex frequently, and their sex life is very frequent or they often use external objects, the one who is receiving the sex may have some fecal incontinence after a long time."

Jiang Qi had said this very subtly, and Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin also understood it, but after hearing it, their faces looked as if they had eaten shit.

Wei Wei couldn't help laughing when she saw them like this.

"Hahahahaha, you're so lucky to be laughing! I already told you two that you don't want to know, but you insist on being curious. Don't you know that curiosity kills the cat?"

Hearing this, Xiao Xuemu looked at Wei Wei and said quietly, "Then how do you know so much?"

Wei Wei glanced at him and said proudly, "Is that too much? We know so much more. Men and men, women and women, men and women, we know so much more."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were dumbfounded. Where did they get so much strange knowledge?

Li Zhibin couldn't help but ask, "Where do you get all this unorthodox knowledge?"

Upon hearing this, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi glared at him, "What nonsense are you talking about?" "Who are you calling crooked?"

Li Zhibin couldn't help but say, "No, since ancient times, it has always been the union of yin and yang, and men and women marrying. How can two men and two women be united together?"

Wei Wei couldn't help but say, "You're prejudiced. When boys are with boys, it's salvation. When girls are with girls, it's stunning. When boys are with girls, it's romance."

Jiang Qi also nodded, "That's right! Love knows no gender. As long as you like someone, don't bother others, don't disrupt social order, and just live your own life behind closed doors, there's no need to care about other people's opinions or give up the person you like."

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were both stunned when they heard this. They felt that it made sense, but they also felt something was wrong. They felt that they had gained more strange knowledge.

Xiao Xuemu realized something was wrong after a while and looked at the two of them and said, "Girls together are amazing, what about you two?"

After saying that, he looked at Wei Wei, then at Jiang Qi, looking back and forth between the two of them.

Li Zhibin also reacted and stared at the two of them back and forth.

At this moment, Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu both had broken expressions on their faces, as if they had suffered great hurt and lost the whole world.