Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Master, are you okay?"

Jiale was frightened by the crazy laughter of Taoist Simu. He looked at his master tremblingly, with worry and confusion in his eyes.

No way, my master is crazy!

"Hahaha, it's okay, of course I'm okay."

Taoist Simu stood up excitedly, picked up Lin Yi, then walked to Jiale and rubbed Jiale's watermelon head with his big hands.

"I'm feeling great now! Better than ever!"

Jiale's head was shaken and buzzing from being rubbed.

Master, you call this very good?

It’s over, it’s over, my master has really gone crazy!

"Junior Brother Ayi, what did you do to Master? Why did he go crazy?"

Jiale's voice was filled with tears.

This junior brother Ayi caused such a big trouble as soon as he came back that he drove the master crazy.

Lin Yi was full of questions and looked confused.

No way, can't others practice the Six-Storey Immortal Thief?

Will you go crazy after practicing?

Snapped!

Simu slapped Jiale on the head with a crisp sound.

"I've already told you, Master, I'm fine, you silly boy, why don't you believe me?"

Jiale held his head, his face full of grievance, then he cried out and hugged Simu.

"Master, that's great, you're okay. You almost scared me to death just now."

The master who raised him since he was a child suddenly went crazy. He couldn't bear such a blow.

"Okay, you're such a loser, stop crying."

Taoist Simu pushed Jiale away with disgust, but he was still a little touched in his heart.

This brat still knows how to feel sorry for his master. Well, it was not in vain that I raised him.

"Hehehe, I'm such a loser to begin with. I'm so glad you're okay, Master!"

"Why are you so silly? Go clean up the room. Ayi will sleep on the bed tonight and you will sleep on the floor."

"Oh!"

Jiale had no objection and obediently slept on the floor.

"No need, Uncle Master. Qingqing insists that I sleep with her at night. It's getting so annoying."

Lin Yi's face was full of disgust.

"Well! Then you can just work hard for a while. Jiale, you don't have to clean up!"

"Remember, Ayi has sacrificed so much for you. You must repay Ayi well in the future!"

"Ah? Oh!" Dacongming nodded blankly, but his head was completely confused.

Why has Ayi sacrificed so much for me?

Ignoring the silly disciple's daze, Simu held Lin Yi and walked towards the incense altar dedicated to the ancestors.

"My dear nephew, let's burn some incense for our Grandmaster and express our gratitude. You taught me this magical technique. Does the Grandmaster agree?"

"Of course there's no problem. The Grandmaster would definitely agree. Otherwise, why would he pass it on to me?"

Lin Yi said, patting his chest.

I think this is cross-border preaching. If Laojun really has a spirit, he would just give a thumbs up. How could he possibly disagree?

Simu smiled and took Lin Yi to burn incense and worship Taishang Laojun and a group of ancestors. Looking at the incense sticks going straight up, Simu finally felt relieved.

"Ayi, what is the name of this technique?"

"Oh, the Saint Thief, also known as the Six Treasury Immortal Thief."

"Hiss, Saint, Immortal Thief, what a domineering name, worthy of being the Immortal Thief of the Six Treasury, worthy of being the Saint Thief!"

Simu muttered to himself for a long time, then came back to his senses. In a good mood, he rubbed Lin Yi's head gently and said with a smile.

"Ayi, it's getting late. You should go to bed early. Tomorrow, your uncle will teach you the art of warding off evil!"

"Okay, I'll just learn how to make a figurine, I'm too lazy to learn anything else."

It is so convenient to make a voodoo doll. Just stick the other person's name and birth date on it and start making the doll.

Or you can take a photo of the other person and paste it on it, the effect will be even more explosive!

"okay!"

Simu nodded, not worried at all whether Lin Yi would misuse this technique after learning it.

He is a zombie who can burrow underground and split himself into two. If he wants to do bad things, there is nothing he can't do. Why does he have to stab others?

Do you have any special hobbies?

"By the way, Ayi, can Uncle Master teach Jiale about the Six Treasury Immortal Thief?"

"Of course, but the Six Treasury Immortal Thief requires a very high state of mind. Otherwise, once your strength increases, the desire for strength will drive you crazy."

"Uncle Master, when you teach, please pay attention to Brother Jiale's state of mind training."

Simu was stunned after hearing this, and then he understood what Lin Yi meant.

Liuku Xianzei, this is a method that can quickly make you stronger. Just eat, eat, eat, and practice and you will become stronger.

It doesn’t get any simpler than this.

But a problem also arose.

That is, if you become stronger too quickly, your mind will become unstable.

If you suddenly become stronger, you may easily look down on others, which is still a mild problem. But if you treat others as "food" to be eaten to improve yourself, then it will be a disaster.

That is not the right way, it is the evil way!

"Well, Uncle Master knows about this. I will be more cautious in the future."

As Simu spoke, he looked at Jiale with a strange look that made Jiale feel a chill down his spine.

Master's eyes are so scary.

……

It's quiet at night.

Lin Yi slowly pushed Qingqing away and climbed down from the bed.

Lin Yi tiptoed out of the room and used the earth escape technique to come underground.

Master Ikkyu, who was sleeping on the floor outside the cubicle, suddenly opened his eyes, stood up and walked quickly to the window, but when he looked outside, he was confused.

What about people?

Where did it go?

Underground, Lin Yi came to the bottom of the Simu family's morgue, and then released Old Master Ren, the vampire man, and Wu Naini.

Lin Yi could walk freely underground, but Old Master Ren and the others couldn't. They were trapped and couldn't move.

As Lin Yi thought about it, the gray-robed old ghost, Xiaoyu, Xiaojie and those ghost things all crowded around Lin Yi.

For a moment, the air was filled with gloomy and eerie atmosphere.

Master Ikkyu, who was observing the surroundings of the yard and looking for Lin Yi, keenly noticed that something was wrong.

Why is there suddenly such a strong yin energy in the Simu family?

Looking at the family portrait, Lin Yi grinned.

How to really sign in to the system? Today!

"System, sign in for me!"

[Congratulations to the host for signing in to Simuju and receiving the sign-in reward: Royal Coffin Technique]

Lin Yi: ???

Three question marks slowly rose.

Coffin Control Technique, what the hell is this?

The next second, detailed information about the coffin-controlling technique appeared in Lin Yi's mind.

Zombies can control the movements of coffins, and this ability is called coffin control.

The coffin-controlling technique is an upgraded version of the zombie coffin-controlling technique. It allows one to control the coffin and move around freely, and even refine the coffin into one's own "magic weapon" and control it as one pleases!

"Isn't this just the beggar's version of sword control?"

Lin Yi had a strange expression on his face.

In ancient times, there were sword immortals who flew into the sky on their swords. Now, I, a little zombie, ride on a coffin and gallop!

It seems to be feeling pretty good.

There is a movie called Zombie Resurrection, in which there is a scene where zombies ride on coffins to chase the protagonist.

However, the zombies inside are a bit stupid, and their speed in riding the coffin is not even as fast as that of human legs.

How about adding a coffin wheel?

Maybe the speed will be close to F1.

But if it runs too fast, the bearings won't be able to bear it.

It would be best if it could be magnetic levitation, the kind that flies close to the ground. That's worth a try.

Lin Yi's mind was like an electric shock.

Recovering his thoughts, Lin Yi collected these underworld creatures into his personal space, and then put Xiaoyu and Xiaojie into the top-quality corpse-raising ground.

Everyone, practice hard. Then I can ascend to become an immortal with my zombie body, and my subordinates will all be ghost immortals. How exciting that scene will be!

But this coffin-controlling technique, is it considered to produce gold, or is it just normal?

It seems I have to observe for another day to see what the sign-in results are tomorrow. If they are acceptable, I will keep these ghosts.

If that doesn’t work, I’ll swallow all the rest except Xiaojie’s family to increase my strength!

……

Brothers, please, just do it for love. If there is a large reward, I will feel unworthy of it, haha.