Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Master, I made breakfast, and I happened to make a little too much. Do you want to eat together?"

Jiale prepared breakfast and ran excitedly to Master Ikkyu's house.

Seeing Master Ikkyu who had just finished chanting sutras and was packing up his things, Jiale asked with a smile.

"Oh? Just did too much?"

"Yeah yeah"

Jiale scratched his watermelon head and looked around, but he didn't see Qingqing and Lin Yi, and he was suddenly confused.

"Hey, where are Qingqing and Ayi?"

"Oh, they're out playing."

"Ah! Let's go out and play!"

It’s over now. Without Ayi and Qingqing, the master and the grandmaster would have started fighting at the dinner table!

I had thought that with a new friend, the Master and the Grandmaster would be able to get along peacefully.

Also, why don’t you take me with you when you go out to play?

I want to go too!

Jiale felt envious and tickled, and a little panicked.

He has been living alone in the mountains and has been almost going crazy. Now new people have finally come, two of them, but they don’t want to play with him!

Now he is left alone to face the upcoming battle between Simu and Ikkyu.

It's even more uncomfortable.

"Haha, there's nothing to do around here. They should be back soon. Let's go. Aren't we going to have dinner?"

Master Ikkyu stood up with a smile and walked outside.

When you go to Simu's house for dinner, you will definitely have to fight with Simu, but Master Ikkyu never gets tired of it.

Jiale followed Master Ikkyu in a daze, and when he returned home, he remembered that he had not yet informed his master that it was time for dinner.

"Master, the Master is here!"

Jiale shouted into the house.

"Come on, come on, why do you want me to come out to greet you?"

The unpleasant voice of Taoist Simu came from the room.

Damn, this stinky monk finally stopped knocking, but he still came over here for a while? Can’t he just let me get some sleep?

Jiale looked at Master Ikkyu awkwardly, but he was used to it.

My master and the master always quarreled whenever they met, and they rarely sat together peacefully.

"Master, breakfast is ready, come out and eat."

Wow!

The sliding door was opened, and Taoist Simu walked out with a sour face.

"Stinky monk, your dog nose is very sharp. You came here just as breakfast was ready."

Jiale was so scared that he quickly winked at Master Ikkyu.

If his master knew that he was the one who called Master Ikkyu here, he would be doomed.

Master Ikkyu saw Jiale's expression and actions, smiled, and gave him a reassuring look.

"I can't help it. Good things happen to good people, okay? I came to see if you were tired from carrying corpses and goods last night. I didn't expect to arrive just in time for breakfast."

"You still have the nerve to ask, knowing that I've been out all night carrying goods, and you're banging around at home so early in the morning, not letting me rest!"

"Master, I'll go get the food. You and the master can sit down and have a cup of tea first."

After Jiale finished speaking, he rushed out without waiting for Simu to speak.

He was afraid that if he ran a step slower, his master's shoes would hit him in the face.

He grew up in the mountains, and the two people he interacted with most were his master and Master Ikkyu who lived next door.

One is his master, and the other is Master Ikkyu who has always been very kind to him.

He is a boy caught between two men and is really in a dilemma.

"Hmph, you stinky monk, can you please be more careful next time? You knock in the morning and knock at the evening. It's really unlucky to be your neighbor. I don't know how many years I will die sooner."

"How could that be? Reciting sutras and chanting Buddha's name is about cultivating oneself and accumulating virtue. You and I are both monks practicing Buddhism, so we should be blessed with longevity and good fortune."

"Bah! Eating well, drinking well, sleeping well, and feeling good is infinitely better than chanting sutras and reciting Buddha's name every day. You chant before dawn and stay up late at night. It's a wonder you can live a long and happy life."

The two of them argued, but also sat down.

"Simu, let me ask you something. What exactly is your little nephew?"

Master Ikkyu poured tea for Simu and suddenly became serious.

Simu frowned and asked unhappily, "Why are you asking this?"

"Simu, I've known you for so many years. Although we bickered whenever we met, I know you're a righteous cultivator. That little guy doesn't have any human aura at all. It really doesn't seem like..."

"Humph, you are ignorant, aren't you? He is my senior brother's disciple who was adopted since childhood and has been enlightened by the Supreme Being. What do you, a stinky monk, know about this?"

Simu said this with a disdainful curl of his lips, then picked up the teacup and took a sip.

The tea poured by this stinky monk is really delicious.

Ikkyu stared at Simu blankly.

What?

What did I hear?

The enlightenment of the Supreme One!

hiss!

This is incredible! No wonder there's no human energy coming from this little guy. It turns out he's not a human at all, but an "immortal!"

Ikkyu never dreamed that he was completely wrong.

What kind of immortal is this? It’s a corpse!

"By the way, why haven't I seen your female disciple?"

Simu remembered something and asked suddenly.

This female disciple must be kept under close watch and not allowed to get close to Jiale.

"Oh, I went out to play with Yi."

"That's good. Hehe, let me tell you, if your disciple can win the favor of my nephew, then it would be a blessing for her!"

Master Ikkyu chuckled, "Now it seems that she is indeed very blessed!"

This means that Qingqing has won Lin Yi's favor.

Simu snorted lightly and suddenly felt a sour feeling in his heart.

Could it be that this kid Ayi was abducted by the stinky monk’s female disciple?

impossible!

He still remembered the scene when Ren Tingting hugged Lin Yi and refused to let go when they went to the Renjia Town Charity Cemetery.

This little guy has seen the world. Although Qingqing is a good girl, she is definitely no match for Ayi.

Good boy, let your uncle take good care of her!

……

"Ah! I can't do it anymore!"

Qingqing covered her belly and lay on Lin Yi with her little face flushed. After the act, she squinted her eyes and hummed in comfort.

Lin Yi continued to finish the remaining food.

A spicy rabbit, a grilled fish, and a pot of fish soup. Lin Yi didn't waste any of it and even chewed the bones until they were broken into pieces and ate them.

Qingqing has a deep understanding of Lin Yi's sharp tongue and iron teeth.

"Hey! Ayi, you got me pregnant, you have to be responsible for me from now on."

puff--

All the fish soup that had just entered my mouth was sprayed out again.

"Big sister, who taught you such a ruthless and ruthless way?"

Qingqing covered her bulging belly and pouted.

"I don't care. I'm going to eat the food you cook from now on. It's so delicious. But I ate too much and felt full."

Lin Yi was speechless. Looking at her bulging belly, he suddenly thought of something.

The Six-Storage Immortal Thief is not a skill, it is a Taoist magic!

Eight strange skills, eight kinds of strange techniques?

That should be the explanation.

This is different from the art of earth escape and the art of clone, and it can be practiced.

In this way, he can tell others what he knows, and then let others replicate his Six Treasury Immortal Thief, so as to achieve the goal of learning the Six Treasury Immortal Thief.

The Six-Storey Immortal Thief digests the food he eats into gas, which he uses to practice and strengthen himself. It's a complete foodie skill.

And the effect is extremely strong!

I'll just experiment on Qingqing and Simu. Once they learn it, I can go back and teach it to Uncle Jiu. It will be my reward for traveling through time and becoming his apprentice.

This Liuku Immortal Thief can stay young forever, and can also eat to become stronger. I believe that Master and Uncle Simu will not refuse.

Well, looking back, he said that it was his ancestors who appeared and taught him.

"If you're full, stand up and walk around. Do you want to become a fat pig after such a trip?"

Lin Yi pushed Qingqing and asked her to get up.

Qingqing twisted her body on Lin Yi, like a little pig rolling around in a pigpen.

Hey, I can’t deal with you yet. Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and the dragon will fly in the sky!

"what!!!"

"Ayi, you are so bad, haha~"

After playing for a while, Lin Yi used the secret technique of the Six Treasury Immortal Thief to help Qingqing digest the food in her stomach.

Qingqing collapsed comfortably on Lin Yi again, squinting her eyes in comfort.

Suddenly, I heard a rumbling sound from my stomach.

Lin Yi and Qingqing were both stunned.

"Ayi, I, I'm hungry again~"

No, this Liuku Immortal Thief is really worthy of being called a plug-in!

……

It's getting late.

Lin Yi and Qingqing returned home feeling refreshed after having a good meal.

When he got home, the moon was at its highest point in the sky, and for some reason, Master Ikkyu's house was in a mess.

Master Ikkyu was sitting on a wooden bench, covering his mouth and groaning.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing Master Ikkyu's miserable appearance, Qingqing was immediately shocked and ran forward to show concern.

Master Ikkyu raised his head and one side of his face was swollen like a bun.

"Qingqing, you're back."

"Master, what happened to you? Did you fight with someone?"

"Oh my, it's all that Simu guy's fault. He thought my knocking on the wooden fish was too loud, so he used the magic of warding off evil to trick me!"

Master Ikkyu had a good temper, but now he couldn't help but get angry.

Qingqing was completely confused. What was the art of warding off evil?

"Master, why is your face so swollen like a bun?"

To be honest, I wanted to laugh a little, but seeing how miserable my master looked, I decided to hold it back.

"Hiss! That bastard Simu pulled out one of my teeth."

"Ah! Master, let's go find him. He's such a bully!"

Qingqing pretended to go find Simu to settle the score, but was stopped by Ikkyu.

"Forget it, he's not having a good time either, huh."

"Ah! Master, you're playing a trick on him too!"

Qingqing's eyes sparkled, and even Lin Yi's eyes sparkled. Without waiting for Master Ikkyu to explain the rest of the story, he had already run towards the next room.

"Uncle Master, I'm here!"

How can I be absent from such an event as watching the fun?

It’s a pity that if he had known there would be a good show in the evening, he would have come back earlier.

It’s all Qingqing’s fault, that naughty girl. She pressed him to the ground and rubbed him. If she wasn’t afraid of hurting her... Forget it, I can’t continue this story.

Deng Deng Deng!

Lin Yi ran into Simu's house next door and saw Taoist Simu with a big belly, lying on a chair with a look of despair in life, humming.

Oh, it's a pity that I'm a step late.

"Uncle, are you okay?"

Lin Yi ran to Simu, squatted on the ground, and looked at Simu's bulging belly curiously.

Wow, it’s not this big even after ten months of pregnancy!

It has to be twins!

Master Ikkyu, you have such a cruel heart. I just wanted to make your apprentice pregnant, but you actually made my uncle pregnant!

"What do you think, little brat, where have you been?"

Simu hummed weakly, and when he opened his mouth, the smell of lamp oil filled his mouth.

"Woo! Let's have a barbecue outside."

Lin Yi told the truth, and Simu was so angry that he almost spit out all the oil in his stomach on Lin Yi's face.

"That stinky monk, don't be so proud. I'll make him drink all the fat back sooner or later."

"Master, I see you have a belly full of fat, which makes you feel a little uncomfortable."

"Of course, you don't even need to tell me!"

Simu didn't dare to speak too loudly.

"I have a method to refine these oils. Uncle Master, would you like to try it?"

"Ok?"

Si Mu keenly noticed that there was something wrong with Lin Yi's words.

Refining!

"How do you practice?"

"This is what Grandpa Whitebeard taught me. It can transform the food you eat into essence and use it for cultivation."

"Hiss! Refining grain into essence, refining essence into qi! Ayi, you really have to leave it to me!"

Simu was so excited that he sat up immediately.

The movement was too intense, my stomach churned, and a mouthful of oil rushed up.

Fortunately, Simu closed his mouth and swallowed it back.

Lin Yi felt nauseous after watching it, and then grabbed Simu's hand.

"Uncle Master, follow my energy and feel it!"

Simu breathed rapidly and concentrated his mind. He felt a strange hot energy appear in Lin Yi's little hand and enter his body along the meridians in his arm.

At first, the energy moved slowly and tentatively.

After all, Simu and Qingqing are different. Qingqing is just an ordinary person, and the energy in his body is unconscious and uncontrollable. Simu is different, he is a cultivator.

If other people's qi enters the body and causes the qi in his body to resist, it will be troublesome.

Fortunately, Simu did not resist and cooperated very well!

Lin Yi then controlled his energy to flow within Simu's body.

Soon, Simu was surprised to find that all his internal organs had strange reactions.

Lin Yi followed the route of the Six Treasury Immortal Thief and began to drive the circulation of Simu's own Qi.

"Remember this route, Uncle Master, try it yourself!"

Lin Yi withdrew his anger and looked at Simu expectantly.

As long as this method is successful, you can go back and teach it to your master.

Maybe if Uncle Jiu becomes stronger, he can spawn even more powerful monsters.

Taoist Simu closed his eyes, and his stomach began to shrink visibly until it became completely flat.

call!

Taoist Simu let out a long breath, then opened his eyes quickly, his bright eyes flashing with excitement and excitement.

He could feel the refined lamp oil transforming into a stream of pure energy spreading throughout his body, making him stronger than before.

This is simply a magical skill!

"Hahahaha, I've made it, Master Dao!!!"

Lin Yi:?

Oh no, my uncle passed the imperial examination!

……

Brothers, let’s generate electricity for love for free, Muah!