Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Master, I'll make breakfast for you!"

As soon as he entered the house, Jiale started to show his courtesy. It’s not that you can say that, Jiale is a very filial child.

Knowing that the master had walked all night and must be tired and hungry, it was only right for me to cook for him.

By the way, I'll also cook for the master, um, just by the way.

Taoist Simu was kneeling in front of the statue of the ancestor, paying his respects to him in a fancy way.

After the whole process was completed, Taoist Simu glanced at the incense in the incense burner.

The incense stick is still burning and has not gone out.

That’s good, that’s good!

"Grandmaster, please, make my stupid apprentice a little smarter. I don't ask for one-tenth of Ayi's intelligence, but half of mine."

Taoist Simu muttered to himself, then stared at the incense head which had not gone out. Seeing that the incense thread was still pointing straight up, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that Ayi is unique, so I don’t have to dream about it anymore.

Simu shook his head with emotion, and only then did he care about Jiale.

Seeing Jiale looking at him stupidly.

"Why, didn't you say you were going to cook? Wouldn't you cook if I didn't tell you to?"

"Oh oh, I'm going to cook, hehehehe!"

Jiale smiled foolishly and ran quickly towards the kitchen, which made Taoist Simu look helpless.

This silly boy, what's so happy about cooking? He's really hopeless.

Fortunately, I brought Ayi back this time, otherwise if Jiale, that silly boy, stayed with the stinky monk’s female disciple, he would be under his control!

The more he thought about it, the prouder he became. Taoist Simu happily took off his coat and returned to his room.

The familiar big wooden bed, I climbed onto it and covered myself with the quilt.

Well, it feels comfortable!

Then I had a good sleep and ate after waking up.

At this moment, the sound of knocking wooden fish suddenly rang out.

Simu, who had closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, suddenly opened them with a fierce look, a ferocious face, and gnashing teeth.

“Stinky monk!!!!”

Why didn’t he knock early or late, but just when I was getting ready to go to bed?

Knock knock knock, knock your mother's head!

Simu got up without even having time to put on his shoes. He ran to the window, opened it, and shouted to the next door.

"You stinky monk, you haven't slept all night. Can't you be quiet and let me sleep? Knock, knock, what else can you do besides knocking the wooden fish?"

The sound of knocking the wooden fish stopped abruptly.

Simu breathed a sigh of relief.

Humph, you stinky monk, you're smart.

Duang ~

The sound of bronze chimes.

Simu covered his ears in pain.

I see. You can also play the bronze chime, right?

You stinky monk, you are so cruel.

Taoist Simu turned around and went back to the house and found various things to block his ears.

If you can't afford to offend me, I can afford to block you.

"It's a bit noisy. Should we go out for a walk?"

Lin Yi looked at Qingqing and asked.

Although his little zombie has been upgraded and is not afraid of general spells and physical attacks, Master Ichikyu is an exception.

This is a mental attack.

It can’t kill people, but it annoys people to death!

No wonder the monkey was so annoyed with Tang Sanzang, wishing he could crush him to death and pull out his intestines.

Being annoyed like this every day makes my head explode. Who can stand it?

Qingqing nodded.

"Okay, let's go take a look around and see if there's anything interesting to see."

"I know a great place, come with me!"

Lin Yi had already arranged for the little bat to investigate the situation around him.

So I am quite familiar with the terrain here.

"Where to?"

Qingqing stood up curiously, but also a little confused.

"Isn't this your first time here? How do you know what's fun here?"

"I know magic, so it's normal for me to be able to pinch and calculate, right?"

Lin Yi spoke nonsense.

"By the way, bring a change of clothes and take a shower later. You're covered in dust, like an ugly duckling."

Qingqing looked at her dirty clothes and quickly went to find some clean clothes to change into.

Girls all like to be clean and love to dress up, but in the chaotic world outside, the danger level for a beautiful girl will increase infinitely and it is easy for something to happen.

So Qingqing always wore tattered clothes and looked as ugly as possible. It must have been nearly half a month since she last took a bath.

Although I will find opportunities to wipe my body, it is really uncomfortable not to take a shower.

Master Ikkyu was left alone in the room, beating the wooden fish and chanting scriptures, while Lin Yiguai took Qingqing out of the cabin.

"Where are we going?"

"This way!"

This place is surrounded by mountains on all sides and is itself a mountain. There are green mountains, green waters, birds singing and flowers blooming everywhere.

There was no need to worry about bad people, no sorrow or worries, and Qingqing always had a bright smile on her face.

"Ayi, there are a lot of wild vegetables here. Let's dig some up and take them back."

"Okay, wild vegetables with wild rabbit, a combination of meat and vegetables."

Qingqing's mouth was watering.

Suck!

"Hare? Where's the hare?"

After walking with Master Ikkyu for so long, she almost forgot what meat tasted like.

"Why are you in such a hurry? There are rabbits and wild vegetables. I'll perform a magic trick for you and make rabbits fall from the sky."

Qingqing chuckled, looked at the little girl walking in front of her, and said coquettishly, "I don't believe it. How could a rabbit fall from the sky? Do you take me for a fool?"

"Hey, hey, if a hare falls from the sky someday, you'll yell that I'm a fool!"

Lin Yi grinned and walked ahead.

They were going to the pond where Master Ikkyu and Jiale fetched water.

It's a great place for an outing.

"Shout then! What if there's nothing?"

"Then I'll shout!"

The two walked for about ten minutes, talking and laughing, and finally arrived at the destination.

Looking at the lush green pond, Qingqing's eyes lit up.

It was almost noon, the temperature was rising, the mountains were hot and humid, and the water in the pond was cool, giving people a refreshing feeling.

"Wow! Such clear water!"

"Ayi, can you swim?"

Qingqing asked Lin Yi while unbuttoning her clothes.

"It's okay. I can doggy paddle."

Lin Yi nodded and looked into the water.

In such a short while, he had already seen several fish.

They are all quite big, they will be delicious when grilled later!

There is also a clay pot in the portable space. It can be used to kill the fish and make fish soup.

I just saw a lot of wild onions and wild ginger on the roadside, which I picked to remove the fishy smell and add some rice wine.

Suck!

Lin Yi started drooling.

Fortunately, he signed up for the Six Treasury Immortal Thief and can now eat. Otherwise, his life would be so much less fun.

Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking. It is obvious that eating and drinking are even more important than prostitution, gambling, and drugs!

With a splash, water splashed everywhere. Lin Yi came to his senses and turned his head, only to see a mermaid swimming in the water.

In the sunlight, the water surface shimmered, and a beautiful mermaid was emerging from the water.

???

No way, I haven’t seen you for a while, and you’re already wet?

"Ayi, come down and play with us!"

Qingqing emerged from the water, shook her hair, and greeted Lin Yi excitedly.

Oh my god, I thought Qiuya was tempting enough just by being wet, but I didn’t expect that when I met an old beauty, she was nothing at all.

"I'm coming!"

Lin Yi took off his armor in a few seconds, jumped up, and with a splash, water splashed everywhere, and a depth charge was coming.

Qingqing was covered in mud.

"Oh, Ayi, you are so bad, haha!"

Qingqing smiled sweetly and wiped the water off her face. Seeing Lin Yi coming out of the water, she used her bare hands to splash water onto Lin Yi.

Lin Yi chuckled and started doggy paddling to dodge.

Our Lin Yi is an honest child. If he says he can doggy paddle, then he can doggy paddle.

As a northerner who has never been in contact with water since childhood, it is already very good for me to be able to dog paddle.

Before traveling through time, Lin Yi was just an ordinary city slacker who stayed away from extreme sports such as mountain climbing and swimming.

Living is already difficult, why make it more difficult for yourself?

Whenever Lin Yi saw news about people who lost contact while entering the mountains and whose bodies were found a long time later, or people who drowned while swimming or diving, he would feel puzzled.

We only have one life, so it’s better to cherish it and stay away from danger.

Why do you have to seek excitement?

Every time I watch those foreign movies, where the protagonists do all kinds of stupid things, go exploring in dangerous areas, and then die, Lin Yi always says, you deserve it!

no suck no belt.

But now, zombies don’t breathe and are difficult to kill.

With a splash, Lin Yi dived into the water.

Shark zombies are coming!

"Ah! Hehe, Ayi, please come out quickly, I won't come anymore~"

The sound of splashing water and Qingqing's sweet laughter echoed over the pool.

After the water fight, Lin Yi and Qingqing evacuated from the underwater battlefield, changed into clean clothes, built a bonfire on the shore, and began to prepare lunch.

The two fresh big black fish had been gutted and cleaned by Lin Yi.

Qingqing stuffed the wild onions, ginger and garlic she had picked into the fish's stomach, sprinkled some rice wine on it, and finally grilled one fish and stewed the other.

Then, Lin Yi took out a few pancakes from the air like a magician and baked them on a stone.

"Ayi, how did you do that?"

Just now, Qingqing wanted to ask, why did Lin Yi come out with nothing in his hands, but where did the soap nuts for washing, the bath towel for scrubbing his back, the clothes for changing, the clay pot for stewing fish soup, and this big pancake come from?

"Why, you want to learn?"

Lin Yi asked with a sly smile.

"Yes, I want to learn, please teach me!"

Qingqing hugged Lin Yi and said jokingly.

"If you want to learn, just call me Master and come and listen. I'll teach you when I have the chance."

He couldn't teach people how to practice now, but who knows, maybe he would be able to in the future.

The sign-in reward is random, who knows what the system will give him.

What if it is a technique from the fantasy world, or a technique from the world of cultivation?

"Little Master, please teach me!"

Qingqing pursed her lips sweetly and kissed Lin Yi on the face again and again.

"Wow, you traitor, you actually want to commit treason! Even if you kiss me to death here, I won't teach you!"

Qingqing giggled and touched Lin Yi all over, tickling him.

Lin Yi was most afraid of this. He was caught off guard and suddenly started chirping.

"Hehehe, why are you laughing like that? Chirp chirp!"

Qingqing almost fainted from laughing. The sound of this little guy's laughter was so funny.

"Hehe, you like to laugh, right?"

Lin Yi hummed, controlled the little bat to circle in the air, and threw down the caught hare.

Snapped!

The hare landed not far from the two men.

Qingqing was so frightened that she shuddered, and waves of emotion surged, hitting Lin Yi's face.

"what is this?"

Qingqing looked nervously and saw a wild rabbit weighing six or seven pounds lying motionless beside her.

???

No, a hare really fell from the sky!

"Hey! A hare fell from the sky. Hey, you have to do something."

Lin Yi said with a smug smirk.

"Just say it, it's no big deal!"

"You are a fool! You are a fool, you are a big fool!"

"Hey, you called me the wrong person. I should be the fool."

"Yeah, you're a fool, hehe!"

Lin Yi:?

No, I was played!

This girl is so deep, I can't even beat her!

……

Please, give me a free gift to generate love. I heard that friends who send gifts all have a girlfriend like Nagi Hikari!