Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

The two adjectives "big" and "smart" put together seem to take on a second life.

Even though it came out a hundred years earlier, Qingqing still understood the hidden meaning of this word.

Very smart!

To describe this silly guy, isn't this just saying he's a big fool?

I think this smart guy is not really smart. How can you carry water and run backwards?

Even children know that they should watch their step when walking.

After figuring out the principle behind it, Qingqing immediately covered her mouth and giggled.

"Ayi, the way you describe it is so interesting."

Of course, how can an internet term that is recognized by so many brothers and sisters be boring?

"Master, I'm so embarrassed!"

The smart Jiale got up from the ground with a frustrated look on his face.

Because the water he was carrying was spilled, he rolled on the ground and his clothes were covered in mud. He looked very embarrassed, like a mud monkey.

Master Ikkyu shook his head helplessly. This silly boy has never been smart since he was a child. I didn't expect that he is still like this even though he is so old.

"Okay, go back and clean up. I'll introduce you to two new friends later!"

As Master Ikkyu was speaking, he looked up and saw his apprentice and little Ayi standing at the door, looking at Lehe over here, their big teeth shining in the sun.

"New friend! Hello!"

After being cooped up in the mountains for so long, Jiale had already made friends with the pigs, ducks, chickens, and geese in the yard. When he heard Master Ikkyu say that he had a new friend, he was so excited that he jumped up from the ground.

"Then go change into some nice clothes. I'll wait for you at home."

Master Ikkyu said this and continued walking home carrying water.

Jiale smiled foolishly and scratched the back of his head, then rushed to his home without even looking at the door of Master Ikkyu's house.

"Qingqing, Ayi, why are you standing at the door? How's the house being cleaned up?"

Master Ikkyu stopped at the door while carrying water and asked with a smile.

"Oh, it's almost done."

"Yes, Master, everything is packed."

"Ok?"

Master Ikkyu raised his eyebrows.

Looking at Qingqing's somewhat unnatural expression, he glanced at the room behind them.

Although the house is not big, it will take at least an hour or two to clean it up.

It’s all cleaned up in the time it takes you to fetch a bucket of water?

impossible!

His own disciple knew very well that Qingqing was innocent and kind, with a pure heart, and was not a child who would lie.

But how is it possible?

The house was cleaned up so quickly, it can't be a manifestation of Buddha.

Master Ikkyu put down the bucket and walked into the house.

As soon as he entered the house, Master Ikkyu was dazzled by the situation inside.

Wow, the furniture is all shiny.

The floor, sofa, tables, chairs, wall cabinets, and even the beams were all spotless and looked brand new. When the sun shone on them, they sparkled as if they had been waxed.

If the curtains hanging in the room were not still gray and made of old cloth, Master Ikkyu would have thought this was a new home.

"How did you do it? You cleaned it up so quickly!"

Could it be that the Buddha really appeared?

Master Ikkyu turned around in surprise and saw his good disciple feeding peeled melon seeds to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi opened his little mouth and ate the food with a crunching sound, which was very delicious.

Oh, even a master like me doesn’t get this kind of treatment!

Never mind, he's still a child!

I actually wanted to compete with a child for his affection. I am really going backwards in life. Amitabha.

Master Ikkyu was reflecting in his heart when he suddenly heard a very clever and foolish voice coming from behind him.

"Master, where is the new friend you want to introduce to me?"

Master Ikkyu shuddered with fear.

Why is Jiale walking so silently? He's like a ghost.

Lin Yi, Qingqing and Master Ikkyu heard the sound and turned around to see Jiale, who had entered the room at some point. He was wearing an old robe and was looking at Master Ikkyu with a silly smile.

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"How did you get in?"

"Oh, the windows on both sides are so close, I can just flip over and get over."

Jiale said with a grin, his face full of pride.

He usually comes this way to Ikkyu's room to water the plants. This way he doesn't have to go around the long fence, which is so convenient.

Master Ikkyu hurriedly stepped forward, squeezed next to Jiale and asked in a low voice.

"Didn't I ask you to change into some pretty clothes? This is your most beautiful dress!"

"Yes!"

Jiale patted his clothes. Although they were patched and worn out in some places, Jiale's face was full of joy.

"This was given to me by my master. I asked him for it for eight years before he was willing to give it to me."

In Jiale's little world, this dress is the most beautiful dress he thinks.

Master Ikkyu was speechless and was stunned for a long time before he could utter a word.

"Your master really loves you."

"Hehe, of course. By the way, Master, didn't you say you would introduce me to two new friends?"

"where?"

After Jiale asked, Master Ikkyu silently stepped aside and let Lin Yi and Qingqing outside the door out.

"Hey! That's them."

Qingqing was wearing tattered clothes and a tattered hat on her head. Because she had just swept the dust, her pretty face was covered with dust and looked dirty, which obscured her youthful beauty and cuteness.

Jiale couldn't tell Qingqing's gender, but when he saw the newcomer, he smiled excitedly like a husky.

"Hi, hello, my name is Jiale, nice to meet you."

Lin Yi blinked and said in a baby voice, "How happy are you?"

Jiale: ???

Qingqing: ???

Ikkyu:? ? ?

Lin Yi was so happy that he couldn't do anything to Jiale.

Not to mention Jiale, Master Ikkyu and Qingqing both have some cerebellar atrophy.

Nice to meet you.

How happy are you?

This is a question any normal person can ask.

Master Ikkyu shook his head in his heart and said, "I knew that this child was extraordinary. Now it seems that he is indeed extraordinary."

Jiale scratched his head in confusion.

I have lived in the mountains for so many years. Do people outside talk like this anymore?

puff!

When Qingqing came back to her senses and saw Jiale's silly expression, she couldn't help but burst out laughing and quickly covered her mouth with her hands.

This Ayi is so funny.

"This is my apprentice Qingqing. You young people should communicate with me more often in the future."

Master Ikkyu shook his head and said.

"Qingqing, hello."

Jiale nodded idiotically and greeted him.

Qingqing smiled and nodded, then turned around, her body twitching with laughter. Jiale's expression was so funny. When she thought about how happy Lin Yi was when he said that, she couldn't help herself.

Lin Yi shrugged and said to Jiale.

"Just kidding, my name is Ayi, and I'm the nephew of Uncle Simu."

"Wow! You are my master's nephew, so you should call me Senior Brother!"

Jiale's eyes lit up instantly, and he became excited, rubbing his hands back and forth.

"Yes, Brother Jiale~"

"Wow, Master, he calls me Senior Brother, hehehehe!"

Hearing Lin Yi calling him senior brother, Jiale excitedly started to giggle again.

Master Ikkyu couldn't bear to watch it and shook his head.

This kid was so excited that he was dumbfounded.

But he also understood that humans are social animals. If a person lives alone in the mountains, he will become a fool if not a fool.

Simu has only one disciple, Jiale. Jiale was thrown into the mountains since he was a child and was extremely bored. He dreams of having someone to accompany him. He hopes that his master can accept another disciple from outside to keep him company, so that he can become his senior brother.

Not only will his status increase by 1, but he will also have someone who listens to him and there will be one more person to do the housework, which will make his life much easier. Most importantly, he won't be bored anymore.

Unexpectedly, the master did not accept the apprentice, but instead kidnapped the little apprentice from some unknown uncle or uncle.

"Hey, that's not right. You were brought back by my master. Where is my master?"

Jiale suddenly reacted and asked in confusion.

The next second, as if in response to his question, the sound of ringing came from not far away.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Taoist Simu carrying flags and banners, lighting lanterns and ringing bells, and slowly walking home with his customers.

"Master!"

As soon as Jiale saw Simu, he ran out excitedly, just like a pet that had stayed at home for a long time and saw its owner coming home, wagging its tail enthusiastically and excitedly.

"Carol!"

Seeing his grown-up son flying towards him, he was so moved that tears almost came out.

My good disciple, you miss your master so much.

"Master!"

"Carol!"

The master and the disciple were getting closer and closer. Finally, Jiale rushed to Simu and was about to hug Simu, but what greeted him was a command flag.

"Jia Le, you're here just in time. Take Master's client back with you."

"what!"

"What? Hurry up and go!"

"Oh!"

Jiale took the equipment honestly, rang the bell, and led a group of new customers who were waiting to stay at Simu Ju towards their destination, the morgue.

Simu followed beside him, moving his shoulders.

Although he was very tired, he was in a good mood because he got home so quickly.

"Jia Le, have you met your junior brother?"

"Master, you're talking about Ayi. I just saw him. By the way, which of my uncles' apprentices is he?"

Jiale asked curiously.

"Well, that's your uncle Yimei's apprentice. Don't bully him just because he's young. Otherwise, if you get beaten up, don't blame me for not warning you."

"Oh! Master, don't worry. How could I possibly bully my junior brother?"

Jiale said with a silly smile, but he didn't care in his heart.

How could my junior brother, who is so small, possibly be able to deal with me? Master is really exaggerating.

"Master, Master Ikkyu has also returned with his disciple, and she..."

"Well! Stay away from that stinky monk's apprentice, do you hear me?"

"Ah? Oh!"

Jiale scratched his head. Master and Ikkyu still didn't get along.

Master Ikkyu asked me to communicate more with his apprentice, and my master asked me to stay away from her. Who should I listen to?

Dacongming was feeling conflicted and before he knew it, he was at the doorstep of his home.

"Uncle Master!"

Lin Yi stood at the door of Master Ikkyu's house and greeted Simu with a smile.

You were so concerned about your reputation that you have to suffer now. If you had let me carry the corpses and goods earlier, we would have been home earlier and had dinner by now.

"Ayi, what are you doing in that stinky monk's house? Let's go back to our own home!"

They looked at Ikkiu with displeasure.

Ikkiu smiled happily.

"Oh? Uncle Master, it wasn't you who asked me to take it..."

"Ahem, oh, I remember now. You should stay at the stinky monk's house."

You get angry as soon as you see a stinky monk. How could you forget your important business?

Master Ikkyu: ???

There's a problem! What did Simu ask his nephew to take?

"Okay, I'm going back first."

Simu waved and walked towards his home.

Little Ayi, your uncle will definitely punish his disciple severely!

Pinch hard!

Otherwise, my stupid apprentice would definitely be doomed.

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Please, please give me some free gifts, thank you everyone. Is anyone willing to read Ghost Blows Out the Light and the Grave Robbers' Chronicles? I want to add it.