Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day
Chapter 73 1 Rest 4 Eyes Love and Hate
An hour later, Lin Yi walked out from the darkness in the distance, carrying a wild boar and two rabbits.
Master Ikkyu was already squatting in the room, nodding his head sleepily, when he suddenly saw a figure swaying in the darkness, and he instantly became alert.
Looking up, he saw Lin Yi coming back with a wild boar and a hare. Under the moonlight, the small figure was carrying a wild boar that was a circle bigger than him. Seeing this scene, Ikki was stunned.
Did this little guy go to catch wild game?
Amitabha, going hunting in the middle of the night?
But this little guy is really not an ordinary person. He has such great strength in his small body!
Did the increased negative energy in Simu’s home have anything to do with him?
Master Ikkyu's mind was spinning rapidly, but he still couldn't be sure.
With a smile on his face, Lin Yi threw the wild boar and rabbit into Simu's yard, then walked to the water tank to wash his hands, and then strolled towards Ikkyu's house.
The old monk is quite cunning. He stays up all night to keep an eye on me.
When Lin Yi came out, he noticed that something was wrong with Ikkiu.
There is actually a difference between whether a person is asleep or not, and the easiest way to tell is breathing.
The sleeping person breathes slowly and long, not to mention that as soon as Lin Yi leaves the house, there are sounds of people turning over in the room.
Lin Yi had very good hearing and he could hear anything he did.
After signing, Lin Yi was also observing his surroundings, and saw half of Ikkyu's head sticking out of the window.
So after signing in, Lin Yi went underground and went to the mountains to catch a "little wild boar" weighing about 200 pounds.
Uncle Simu has practiced the Six-Storage Immortal Thief technique, so he definitely needs to absorb a lot of meat.
He has almost trained Qingqing well. After some teaching at dawn, she will be able to master the Six Treasury Immortal Thief.
By then, she will be a pregnant woman.
As for whether Jiale can learn it or what happens after he learns it, that is not his business, as he has Simu as his master.
The most important thing is that he also needs meat, so it is better to get a wild boar as soon as possible to avoid not having enough to eat tomorrow.
Seeing Lin Yi coming back, Master Ikkyu tiptoed back to where he slept on the floor, got into bed and pretended to sleep.
With a creak, the door was pushed open. After Lin Yi entered the room, he swaggered past Master Ikkyu, then went into the inner room, climbed onto the bed, and squeezed into Qingqing's arms again.
After finding a comfortable angle and resting his head on a soft pillow, Lin Yi closed his eyes and began to sleep.
The feeling is different with and without a pillow.
Qingqing hugged Lin Yi tightly and slept more soundly.
It was quiet at night. Master Ikkyu waited for a long time. When he heard no movement in the house, he got up carefully and went to the window to observe for a while.
The concentration of Yin energy outside is very normal. The sudden increase in Yin energy before seemed like an illusion.
"How did that happen?"
Master Ikkyu was full of confusion. He scratched his head, looked at the sky, and hurried back to sleep.
When the rooster crows in the morning, he still gets up to recite scriptures.
……
Pigeons, pigeons, pigeons~
The domesticated Kun Kun crowed.
Master Ikkyu, who was half asleep, suddenly woke up and was stunned to see that it was still dark outside.
"What's going on? How come the rooster crowed not long after I fell asleep?"
Master Ikkyu was dazed. He felt that he had just lay down and closed his eyes for a while when the rooster started crowing.
However, it was the rule to chant sutras at cockcrow, so even though he was still sleepy, Master Ikkyu had no choice but to get up, roll up his bedding, and go to the place where he chanted sutras and recited Buddha's name every day to sit cross-legged in meditation.
Master Ikkyu opened the scriptures, picked up the small wooden gavel, and began to beat the wooden fish and recite the scriptures.
"what!!!!"
Simu suddenly sat up from the bed, roaring angrily, his face becoming ferocious.
"You stinky monk! What on earth do you want?"
Simu shouted and took off the coconut shell tied to his head.
Socks, cotton and wicks were stuffed into the coconut shell. The first generation of earmuffs and earplugs that Simu made by himself last night were completely declared a failure early this morning.
He couldn't withstand Ikkyu's mental attack at all.
The sound of the wooden fish is clear and can be heard from far away, and its penetrating power is also incredible.
The key point is that the two families are neighbors and live very close to each other, so Jiale can visit them by just climbing through the window.
The sound of beating the wooden fish is even more terrifying.
There was one thing Simu had never regretted so much, and that was being neighbors with Ikkyu.
If I had known this stinky monk was so annoying, I would never have lived with him.
"Damn it! This stinky monk, you really think I can't cure you, right?"
Simu jumped off the bed, quickly put on his clothes, kicked on his shoes, and rushed out of the house.
Jiale, who was sleeping on a bamboo bed in the outer room, was awakened by Simu's shout.
He sat on the bamboo bed with a confused look on his face, and was startled when he saw his master rushing out.
"Master, good morning!"
Looking at the still dark sky outside, his anger grew even stronger.
"What the hell! I'm not okay at all!"
Taoist Simu said with a sour face.
Damn it, you get up before dawn and disturb others.
You stinky monk, you want to go to heaven!
Simu rolled up his sleeves and walked out of the room, ready to find Ikkiu to argue with him.
If I don't beat you up, my Taoist heart will be unstable!
"Ok!"
Although Simu wore glasses, his eyesight was very good and he immediately spotted the wild boar in the yard.
It weighed about 200 pounds, a huge black mass, and was hard to see.
There are two fat hares next to it, which makes it look a little inconspicuous.
"Got it! You stinky monk, I'll make you disturb the people!"
Taoist Simu turned around, picked up a hatchet from the wall of the corridor, and strode towards the wild boar.
More than ten minutes later, a bonfire was lit in the yard. Taoist Simu skinned the wild boar, cut the meat into pieces, and started grilling it on the bonfire.
Knock, knock, knock, I let you knock!
If you don't eat meat, I'll let you smell the aroma of meat.
Smelling and eating it can be considered breaking the rules, huh!
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. Simu found the barbecue ingredients and a broken palm-leaf fan, sprinkled the ingredients on them, and fanned the pork on the grill.
It didn't take long before the aroma of meat wafted into the air.
Sniff sniff~
At Ikkyu's house, Ikkyu was beating a wooden fish with a pious look on his face, preparing to recite the scriptures again.
But the sudden aroma of meat made him subconsciously raise his nose to smell it.
Then he knew what was happening.
"Amitabha, good, good!"
It's you again, Simu!
If you want to use meat to destroy my Buddha's heart, don't even think about it!
Master Ikkyu's expression became even more pious, and he struck the wooden fish and chanted scriptures loudly.
In the inner room, Lin Yi and Qingqing, who were woken up, were looking at each other speechlessly.
There are bang bang bang sounds in the house and a sweet fragrance outside.
Is this fair? It's so hard to sleep in.
"I can't stay here for more than two days. I'll die suddenly!"
Lin Yi muttered helplessly while lying on the big soft pillow.
Qingqing hugged Lin Yi, thought for a long time, and said in a low voice.
"Ayi, when are you going back to find your master? Take me with you."
You can stay for two days, but I can't stay for even one day.
My goodness, I thought I could have a peaceful life here with my master, but it turns out that I haven’t had a peaceful day at all.
Lin Yi's eyes lit up, and he climbed up again, staring at Qingqing's rosy and tender little face.
Full of collagen.
If I can bring back a beautiful girl, it won’t be a wasted trip.
Besides, there is a beautiful girl who wants to follow me, how can I push her away?
"Okay, from now on you can be my little cook."
"I don't want to be a cook. I want to eat the food you cook. The food you cook is so delicious."
When Qingqing heard that she was to be a cook, she simply shook her head.
Yesterday, Qingqing had the grilled fish and grilled rabbit made by Lin Yi, and she felt that they were the most delicious dishes she had ever tasted.
"Why, if you don't want to be a cook, what do you want to be? A wet nurse?"
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and looked at Qingqing who was negotiating the conditions.
Although you have a lot of stuff, you don’t have the source!
Qingqing's face turned red, and her little hands suddenly tickled Lin Yi's body.
"What's the use of being a wet nurse? I'm your babysitter, you little rascal, little kid, little brother!"
Chirp, chirp, chirp~
Lin Yi trembled violently and quickly broke free from Qingqing's clutches.
Without even having time to put on his clothes, he jumped out of bed.
"I'm warning you, if you tickle me again, I won't be polite to you!"
"What can you do!"
Qingqing proudly puffed out her chest and raised her head, looking at Lin Yi provocatively.
"What? Bite you!"
Lin Yi bared his teeth, pounced on Qingqing, and bit her neck.
This place was her soft spot. When Lin Yi bit it, she immediately giggled and twisted her body and trembled. She wanted to push Lin Yi away, but she couldn't break free.
"Please, I don't dare, haha, spare my life."
Seeing Qingqing give in, Lin Yi raised his head, his little face full of pride.
"Fight with me, little brat."
Snapped!
Lin Yi slapped Qingqing's big peach.
"If you know you're wrong, get up and wash up. I'll take you into the mountains and teach you how to practice today."
Qingqing's face flushed red, and she felt her body numb and tingling when Lin Yi patted her.
I really want Ayi to do it a few more times, it feels quite comfortable.
"Practice?"
"Yeah, didn't you feel anything different about your body yesterday by the pond?"
Lin Yi put on his clothes and said casually.
Qingqing was slightly stunned, and then her mind suddenly flashed with an electric shock as if something had occurred to her.
I ate so much wild rabbit yesterday, but I didn't feel full at all. Instead, I felt light and healthy, and I felt more comfortable than ever before.
Could it be...
The next second, Qingqing turned over and stood up, startling the peaches and causing them to shake.
Qingqing looked at her own hands, clenched her fists lightly and waved them a few times, sending a whistling sound through her body.
"I, I seem to be more energetic than before."
"Of course you did. You ate six roast rabbits yesterday. You thought it was free."
Qingqing is different from Simu. She is an ordinary person and does not know how to practice cultivation.
Although Lin Yi used the Six Treasury Immortal Thief to help her digest the meat in her stomach and absorb the essence, her body was only strengthened and she did not master the Six Treasury Immortal Thief.
But since she is my appointed wet nurse, I must learn the Six-Storage Immortal Thief Technique, so that no matter what I do in the future, I can use it with ease and comfort.
"Why, you're not getting up yet?"
Lin Yi put his hands behind his back, raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly.
"Hehe, here it comes!"
Qingqing quickly put on her clothes, got out of bed happily, picked up Lin Yi and left the room.
Outside the house, Master Ikkyu was still competing with Taoist Master Simu, knocking the wooden fish a few times and then the bronze chime a few times, while chanting scriptures loudly.
Bang bang bang, Duang——
Oh Mary Mary baby coax!
Outside the house, Taoist Simu fanned vigorously, blowing all the smoke and the aroma of barbecue into Ikkyu's house.
Then the aroma of meat in the room became stronger and stronger.
It's simply not a place for humans.
Lin Yi shook his head in Qingqing's arms.
These old couple simply love and hate each other.
"Qingqing, let's go quickly."
Qingqing said "oh" and ran away with Lin Yi in her arms.
……
Brothers, please, please do it for free to generate love. Xiaobu loves you so much.
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