Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Stinky monk, why is it you!"

When Taoist Simu heard this voice, his face, which was full of perverted smiles, suddenly turned dark, and he looked towards the source of the voice with annoyance.

His face stinks as if he stepped on dog shit.

On the dark path, a short monk with a mole between his eyebrows was holding a wooden stick and twisting his rosary with a smile.

His eyes were not affected by the darkness at all, and he looked at everyone with bright eyes.

Lin Yi also saw the face of "Life-saving Timely Rain" clearly.

Isn’t this Mr. Lao Wu!

An evergreen in old Hong Kong films, he has left classic images in many films.

In Mr. Vampire, he carries a coffin as a background board; in Ghost vs. Ghost, he is the scabby dog ​​who makes a bet with Zhang Dabing; in A Chinese Ghost Story, he is the bearded Yan Chixia; in Smiling Proud Wanderer, he plays the flute and strings with Uncle Jiu, a pair of good friends; in Uncle Vampire, he is Master Ikkyu.

Too much!

Unfortunately, before Lin Yi traveled through time, these old seniors were no longer around.

"Ah! What are they doing?"

Behind Master Ikkyu was a guy dressed in tacky clothes.

Because he was wearing a straw hat that covered his face, it was impossible to tell whether he was a man or a woman.

He looked nervously and fearfully at the row of strange "customers" standing not far away.

These guys' movements are so strange, sometimes they lean forward, sometimes they lean back, and the key movement is not neat, one leans forward and the other leans back, staggered.

There were incense sticks on the ground in front, and the air was filled with smoke, as if some strange ritual was being performed.

Late at night, the moonlight was cold, and a row of "zombies" stood on the roadside, moving up and down, smoking incense in strange movements.

Isn’t it scary?

Because of fear, she grabbed Master Ikkyu's clothes with her little hands.

You can tell from the sound of her voice that she is a girl.

Simu raised his eyebrows slightly. Why did this stinky monk have a girl with him?

Simu never thought about whether Ikkyu had broken his vows and found a young wife or something. Despite all the quarrels and noises, he still recognized the character of Master Ikkyu.

They eat and dress simply, practice asceticism in the mountains, and after collecting enough medicinal herbs in the mountains, they go down the mountain to travel around and practice medicine. It is absolutely impossible for such a monk to break the precepts.

Lin Yi has seen the movie, so of course he knows the plot!

I recognized that this was Master Ikkyu and his medicine apprentice, Qingqing, who had picked up ripe peaches from his travels.

The peaches are ripe!

Why not show off your good figure to others, right?

Lift your clothes, lift your clothes~

That big thunder is such a classic!

"Qingqing, don't be afraid. This is the Taoist Simu I always tell you about. Those are his clients!"

"So he is the Taoist Master Simu that you often mentioned, Master."

Qingqing breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Taoist Simu with curiosity and nervousness.

Especially those "customers", their movements are so strange, what are they doing?

The little girl was very curious.

"Ok!"

Ikkyu, that stinky monk, is accepting a disciple!

The four-eyed ears are so useful that they can hear things even from a short distance away.

"You stinky monk, do you always say bad things about me outside?"

"Haha, I'm not like some people who never say anything nice."

Master Ikkyu said with a smile and walked closer.

"Hey, you stinky monk, why are you here? I'm telling you, you're not welcome here!"

Seeing Ikkyu trying to get closer to him, Taoist Simu made a sullen face and quickly waved his sleeves to drive him away.

Why are you so annoying, you stinky monk? The more I don’t want to see you, the more you get closer to me, right?

"Oh! This road was built by your family, why can't I come over here?"

Master Ikkyu was smiling like a naughty old boy, not caring at all about the sour face of Taoist Simu. When he got closer and saw the sour face of Taoist Simu clearly, he smiled even more happily.

Simu raised his eyebrows and looked at the despicable Master Ikkyu with displeasure, when suddenly an idea flashed in his mind.

Aha!

You stinky monk, you insist on coming here to me, right? Then don't blame me.

Master Ikkyu and Taoist Master Simu, a monk and a Taoist, have been bickering rivals for many years.

The two of them lived in the deep mountains and forests, with no village in front and no shop behind. Logically, they should have gotten along well, but they started fighting each other as soon as they met.

But no one wants to move, they just enjoy it!

Great monks like Master Ikkyu, who are self-sufficient in the mountains and do not put on airs in temples to cheat people out of their money, are true monks and do not need to be criticized.

Then Taoist Simu took out a bowl of leftover barbecued pork from his cloth bag.

"Oh, I haven't eaten yet and I'm hungry. Monk, do you want something to eat?"

Taoist Simu looked at Master Ikkyu in a frivolous way, and this time it was Master Ikkyu's turn to be embarrassed.

"Simu, why do you carry meat with you?"

"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin!"

"Humph, I'm a Taoist priest, not a monk. Why can't I carry meat with me?"

Simu said this, picking up a piece of barbecued pork and throwing it into his mouth provocatively, smacking his lips deliberately, and eating with a beaming and joyful look.

I let you come here on purpose to disgust me, so I will disgust you too!

If you don’t want to watch, go away!

"Amitabha, good, good!"

Master Ikkyu looked serious, put his hands together, and began to chant sutras.

It should be a Buddhist scripture for the salvation of the dead.

Simu was eating meat, Ikkyu was chanting sutras, and the noises were coming into his ears.

Lin Yi was squatting on the side watching the show with a smile on his face, but when he heard Ikkyu chanting, he immediately covered his ears.

Master, please stop chanting and put away your magical powers!

No wonder the monkey wanted to hit your mother's head. He felt the buzzing of a mosquito.

Taoist Simu didn't care at all. Instead, he picked up a piece of meat, deliberately shook it in front of Ikkyu, and then threw it into his own mouth.

I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore!

Master Ikkyu waved his hand suddenly.

Snapped!

The meat that was about to reach my mouth flew away!

"Aiya! You stinky monk, what are you doing? Don't you know that waste is shameful?"

Taoist Simu glared and began to roll up his sleeves.

"Amitabha, good, good!"

Master Ikkyu put his hands together and began to chant again.

Taoist Simu snorted angrily, took two steps back, grabbed a few pieces of barbecued pork, threw them into his mouth, and then started eating with a smacking sound.

"Ah, barbecued pork, half fat and half lean, it really is a delicacy! Baji, baji."

Master Ikkyu snorted coldly, sat down cross-legged on the ground, and took out a wooden fish from his bag.

Bang Bang Bang Bang——

Jiligurujiliguru...

The wooden fish is struck, merit +1+1+1...

Simu wanted to continue eating, but he grabbed nothing with one hand and looked back at the bowl, and found that he had finished it.

Damn it, why did I finish eating at this time?

"You stinky monk, you beat the wooden fish, and I'm ringing the bell!"

Simu didn't want to tolerate Master Ikkyu, so he took out the Sanqing Bell from his pocket and started shaking it.

It didn't matter that he shook it, the customers behind him jumped up immediately.

One was beating the wooden fish, the other was shaking the bell, and these thin dog customers were jumping around like dancing.

This scene is so lively.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

Lin Yi covered his ears. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help laughing so hard that his belly turned upside down, and he rolled on the ground.

This isn't as good as it looks in the movies.

Just this cute look made Qingqing's eyes behind Master Ikkyu brighter.

What a cute child!

"Little guy, what's your name?"

Qingqing squatted down next to Lin Yi, smiled sweetly and asked in a low voice.

Those big watery eyes are as beautiful as the stars in the sky.

Lin Yi sat up straight in an instant.

You can't lose face in front of a beautiful woman.

"Sister, my name is Ayi, what about you?"

"My name is Qingqing, you can just call me Sister Qingqing."

"Oh, Sister Qingqing~"

"Hey, Ayi, you are so good."

Qingqing hugged Lin Yi's little head and used a deep facial cleanser.

Lin Yi: ???

No, don’t you know what’s going on?

Is it appropriate to just hug someone in your arms?

But, wow, it smells so good!

"Ahem, men and women shouldn't touch each other, please let me go."

Lin Yi "struggled hard", but was afraid that too much strength would hurt Qingqing, so Lin Yi had to hold back.

Why can't I break free? This damn Twin Peaks Mountain is so heavy that I can hardly breathe.

"Haha, you still know that men and women shouldn't touch each other, little guy, how old are you?"

Qingqing let go of Lin Yi and kissed him on the cheek.

This little brother is so cute!

He was used to girls getting excited when they saw him.

This damn system must be hiding something from him. Everyone who sees him automatically has a very favorable impression of him. No problem, he, the little zombie, eats tomatoes while standing upside down!

"A little bit."

Lin Yi was telling the truth.

He is still a little kid!

"How old is a little bit?"

"Oh, you're asking about age. About six or seven."

Qingqing: ???

There's something wrong with you, little brother. Wasn't that age you were talking about just now?

So what do you mean by a little bit?

"Oh, this is intolerable! You stinky monk, give me your life!"

"Four Eyes, even Buddha has angry eyes, look at my Tathagata Palm!"

Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu suddenly started shouting.

When Lin Yi and Qingqing looked up, they saw a Taoist priest and a monk who were so angry that they rolled up their sleeves and rolled together.

One of them pulled her hair, and the other grabbed her breasts!

I have to say, Master Ikkyu's Numb Palm is quite vivid.

But it was also difficult for Taoist Simu. Master Ikkyu had a buzz cut, but he was able to pull it off. It was really something.

"Ouch! Let go!"

"Hahahaha, let go first!"

"I won't let go, you let go first!"

"I won't let go either, you let go first!"

Both of them had ferocious expressions and were grimacing in pain, but neither of them would admit defeat!

Just stubborn!

Qingqing: →.→

Lin Yi: ←.←

What are you looking at me for? This is the first time I've seen such a scene.

Qingqing shrank her neck and asked in a low voice, "Have they always been like this?"

Lin Yi shrugged, "I don't know. This is the first time my uncle and I have come here, and this is also the first time I have seen this master."

"What a coincidence! This is also the first time I go home with my master."

"I have some melon seeds here, do you want some?"

Lin Yi grabbed a handful of melon seeds that were given to him by a young lady from Tanjia Town.

Qingqing's eyes lit up. "Great! Eating melon seeds and watching a show is my favorite."

"Let go!"

"Let go first!"

Crack, crack, puff!

Melon seed shells flew everywhere.

……

Brothers, here are the free gifts. The data in this book is too ordinary. Although it is written a little simply, I think it is quite interesting.

Shameless wave.