Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Chapter 67 4: Ayi, catch her for me!

"Ayi, is this really okay for us?"

Qingqing finished eating a handful of melon seeds, and then fed the kernels in her hand to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi felt a little disgusted.

Sister, if I'm not mistaken, you were cracking the melon seeds with your mouth just now.

Give me your imported melon seeds?

What are your intentions!

But, Emma, it smells so good!

Lin Yi chewed the melon seeds and stuffed the handful of seeds in his hand into Qingqing's hands.

Please continue!

"Why is that bad? We young people shouldn't get involved in their affairs."

puff!

Qingqing burst out laughing.

Lin Yi's description of the old couple is very interesting.

"When you say that, it's true."

Qingqing's body trembled as she smiled, her peach blossom eyes were watery, and she looked youthful and beautiful. No wonder she was described as a ripe peach.

She is indeed sweet.

"Hurry up and peel the melon seeds. Here, you eat too."

The emperor does not want hungry soldiers.

Lin Yi fed Qingqing a few melon seeds he had peeled.

This is not imported, and he doesn't have the habit of letting others eat his saliva.

However, after eating these melon seeds, Qingqing seemed to have received a great reward. She smiled even sweeter and kissed Lin Yi's little face again.

"Ayi, you are so good. I like you so much."

Lin Yi: ???

Woman, are you okay?

Will you like it if I feed you a few melon seeds?

If I gave you something else to eat, wouldn't you roll your eyes in excitement?

"Let go!"

"Let's loosen up together!"

Simu and Master Ikkyu have been in a stalemate for a long time, and are finally about to reconcile!

"Okay! Three, two, one!"

Swish!

After a long battle, Ikkyu and Simu finally called a truce. They quickly got up from the ground, turned their backs to each other, one rubbed his scalp with a grin, and the other rubbed his breasts with a gasp.

Three seconds later, they both turned around and looked at each other with an expression that said, "I'm fine."

"You stinky monk, you have no moral principles and actually arrested me, Nana!"

"Humph, you're still pulling my hair, you're no better!"

I've been traveling for half a year and haven't had time to take care of my hair, so it's only this long. And you can pull it up? Simu, you must have learned this from your master's wife. When you pull hair in a fight, why don't you step on your toes?

Simu was also angry, you stinky monk, if you have the guts just pull my hair, what’s the point of pulling my nana!

And Tathagata Palm, where have you been traveling outside for the past six months?

I pinched them all so hard!

Crack, puff!

The sound of cracking melon seeds and spitting out the shells is so clear in this quiet night.

Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu, who were having a lively battle on the line, turned their heads at the same time to look at the duo who were eating melon seeds.

Qingqing was about to spit out the melon seed shells, but the two of them looked at her and she couldn't spit them out anymore. The melon seed shells stuck to her little lips, and she looked so cute.

Lin Yi was not affected at all. He spat out the melon seed shells in his mouth and then grinned at the two of them.

"Master, have you rested enough? Should we continue our journey?"

"Humph, of course we have to set off. Let's go and ignore this stinky monk!"

"Qingqing, let's keep going!"

Master Ikkyu also greeted Qingqing and said.

"Oh! Ayi, you eat!"

Qingqing fed the melon seeds in her hand to Lin Yi again, then clapped her hands and stood up.

However, because he had been squatting next to Lin Yi watching the show for too long, he suddenly stood up and his vision went dark.

Lin Yi was eating melon seeds and tilted his head to look at her, then saw a round peach hit his face.

Lin Yi’s eyes went dark and the world was pitch black.

Woo?

???

"Ah, Ayi, are you okay?"

After recovering, Qingqing quickly stood up and looked at Lin Yi with concern.

"It's okay, I'm okay!"

"Is it really okay?"

Qingqing's face flushed red, and she felt extremely guilty.

How could I be so careless that I actually sat on Ayi's face.

Although I am not heavy, he is still so small and can't withstand my pressure.

"I told you it's okay, but I don't look like I'm okay."

Lin Yi Little Bear spread his hands and said.

However, seeing that Qingqing still looked guilty and worried, Lin Yi softened his heart.

"How about this, if you feel bad about it, you can be responsible for washing my clothes, cooking, and taking care of my daily life these days."

"Okay, okay, I'll take care of you!"

Qingqing agreed without thinking.

Hmm! You agreed so readily?

Seeing her smiling so happily and with such an expectant look on her face, why does it feel like I'm rewarding her?

Lin Yi tilted his head, feeling that something was wrong with Qingqing!

"Ayi, are you ready? We are about to set off!"

Taoist Simu had already organized the customer team and greeted Lin Yidao.

"Oh, here it comes!"

Lin Yi responded quickly.

"I'm on my way, Sister Qingqing. See you later."

"Okay, see you later."

Lin Yi and Qingqing waved their hands, then ran to Simu with their short legs.

"Uncle Master, let me do it!"

"No, no, we'll be home soon. I'll be there."

Taoist Simu refused outright, then walked forward while shaking the bell, fearing that Lin Yi would go on another roller coaster ride.

He was almost home. If he went back and vomited all over the floor, it would damage his image as a Maoshan general and a pioneer of Taoism.

"Yin people are on the road, Yang people should stay away!"

After Simu shouted, he also glanced at Master Ikkyu.

"Stay away, you stinky monk!"

"Haha, Qingqing, let's go!"

Master Ikkyu was not annoyed. He called Qingqing with a smile and followed not far away.

Qingqing said "oh" and followed Master Ikkiu with her things in her hand, but her big eyes kept wandering over Lin Yi.

slam-la-

Paper money fluttered down, and as Taoist Simu rang the bell and walked forward, customers followed behind him, their arms around each other's shoulders and jumping around.

Lin Yi was riding on the client's arm, his body bouncing up and down, always feeling like something was missing.

Daji, Xiaobing and the little weasel are still taking advantage of the time in the top-grade corpse-raising ground to make up for their missed lessons.

In order to have the two ices and four actresses, the four beauties of the borderland as soon as possible, Lin Yi had to let them live in the top-grade corpse-raising ground temporarily.

Speaking of it, although this top-grade corpse-raising ground is a corpse-raising ground, it also has miraculous effects on ghosts and goblins.

Lin Yi felt that this top-grade corpse-raising ground was just what it was called, and should be called a portable cultivation home, which would allow him to sleep wherever he went and also speed up his cultivation.

"Master, how did Taoist Simu make those corpses move?"

Qingqing asked curiously in a low voice.

The main thing was that Lin Yi was sitting on the arms of these corpses, which made her a little worried.

This little guy is so brave, isn't he afraid?

The corpse can move, so you won’t be afraid of being bitten by it.

Master Yixiu said with a smile, "This is the secret technique of Maoshan to drive corpses. It can make the dead bodies move on their own. It's amazing, isn't it? You don't have to be afraid. The dead bodies are just the shells left after the death of the human body. As long as you don't startle them, they will not hurt you."

"Master, what do you mean by startling them?"

"The reason corpses transform into zombies is because they don't breathe their last. If these corpses are treated with magic, and if they are hit by the yang energy of a living person, it's like having an extra breath, and they will also transform into zombies."

"Ah! Wouldn't it be dangerous for Ayi to ride on them?"

"Haha, don't worry, as long as you don't blow air into your mouth or nose at close range, it's not easy to turn into a zombie."

"That's it!"

Only then did Qingqing heave a sigh of relief.

"Master, you always say that Taoist Simu is a very nice person, but why is he so fierce when he sees you?"

"Fighting against the sky, fighting against the earth, fighting against people, the joy is endless."

"Don't underestimate Taoist Simu, as he may seem fierce, what he does is actually a way of accumulating virtue and doing good deeds. He helps those who have died in foreign lands return to their homeland, allowing their families to reunite and the dead to rest in peace. This is a great deed!"

"Wow, it turns out Taoist Simu is so great!"

Qingqing said with emotion.

The crisp and lovely voice reached the ears of Taoist Simu, who was overjoyed, but he couldn't show it, so he had to put on a sour face.

"Hmph! You stinky monk, don't think I'll let you off the hook just because you say a few nice words to me!"

"Haha, Simu, you're a good person in every way except your bad mouth."

"Master, I know you said that Taoist Simu has a sharp tongue but a soft heart."

Taoist Simu raised his eyebrows, stopped ringing the bell, and looked at Qingqing and asked.

"Little girl, what else did your master say about me?"

Master Ikkyu winked at Qingqing.

Girl, don’t tell everyone what I, your master, complained about, or something bad will happen!

The clever Qingqing understood immediately that some things should not be said, but some things must be exaggerated.

"Oh, my master said, Taoist Simu, you are kind-hearted and upright. You have been slaying demons and monsters all your life, and you never let anyone go even if they are wrong. You are also very attentive to your disciples. Even if they do something wrong, you will never beat or scold them. You will only say, "I love you to death."

The girl's sweet voice made Taoist Simu feel embarrassed to argue with Ikkyu.

This stinky monk, did he really say that to me?

Impossible! This is definitely a conspiracy by the stinky monk. I can't be fooled by him!

This stinky monk thinks that he can defeat me by finding a female disciple, right?

you are too naive!

Fortunately, I brought Ayi back this time to control you, my female apprentice. Otherwise, my stupid apprentice Jiale would have been controlled by your female apprentice!

The more I thought about Taoist Simu, the more I felt that what he thought was right. This stinky monk Ikkyu has no good intentions!

There are only two families living there in the wild mountains. His young apprentice cannot resist the temptation of such a beautiful girl. He will definitely make a mistake.

The young apprentice I have raised for more than ten years is now acting as a bootlicker behind my enemy, the female apprentice. Just thinking about it makes my lungs explode.

No!

As a master, I absolutely cannot let Jiale make this kind of mistake!

"Stinky monk, I didn't expect that you are not such a good person, but the disciple you accepted is so obedient and cute."

After Simu finished his fake praise, he said to Lin Yi.

"Ayi, don't sit here anymore. Go play with your little sister."

Lin Yi: ???

No, I didn’t say anything, why are you bringing this up with me?

Lin Yi looked at Simu, but saw Simu winking at him.

"Uncle, are you okay?"

Would you like to eat some Lychee Plum?

Simu's mouth was buzzing like a mosquito.

"Go ahead and get her!"

"what?"

"You little bastard, why don't you get it now?"

Taoist Simu picked up Lin Yi and took him down from above, whispering in his ear.

"Hey, this stinky monk has ulterior motives for accepting a female disciple. If he takes her back, my disciple Jiale will be completely bewitched and obsessed with her, and won't want to leave!"

"Um, Uncle Master, what can I do?"

I'm still a little kid. I want to catch the dragon, but I don't have the skills to slay it!

"You don't have to do anything, just let the little girl follow you around. Didn't you do it well just now? Keep going!"

"Don't let him get close to Jiale!"

"Well done, Uncle Master, I have a reward!"

"Hmm! What a reward!"

Lin Yi's eyes were shining and full of anticipation.

He really wanted to learn the Little Maoshan technique of Taoist Simu, which was to control other people's bodies.

Although Qiu Shengwencai can also use it, it is too low-level and Lin Yi doesn't want to learn it.

You can tell from Wencai that he was trying to play a prank on Awei, but after slapping him twice, Awei slapped him back.

The skills of Taoist Simu are different. They are obviously very advanced. When he performs rituals, he can control the other person's body with just the clay statue and hand seals of Master Ikkyu.

Even a master like Ikkyu, who has great cultivation and the protection of Buddhist teachings, fell into the trap and could not easily break it. This shows how powerful this technique is.

With the other person's birth date and horoscope, you can make a little straw man and make the other person kneel down and kowtow a thousand times. It's just a matter of using your hands.

They just do whatever they want!

It's exciting just thinking about it.

"How about this? After we get back, I'll make you a magic sword!"

"That's it?"

Lin Yi signed in and became proficient in swordsmanship, but he had no sword in his hand and no chance to use it. Now Taoist Simu wanted to forge a magic sword for him, which made him a little tempted.

But compared to making a little straw man, a magic sword is nothing.

His nails are much harder than his sword.

Not interesting.

"Well! So what do you want?"

Taoist Simu was really having a headache. It would be great if this little nephew was a human. There would be so much he could teach him.

But he is a little zombie, and there is a limit to what he can teach.

However, Taoist Simu suddenly had an idea.

This little guy already knows thunder magic, so he should be able to learn other Taoist spells as well!

Ah!

That makes sense. When we get back, I'll use the Golden Light Spell and Lightning Thunder Fist on that brat.

What if it succeeds?

Over the past thousands of years, Maoshan has captured tens of thousands of zombies and evil spirits, but there has never been a zombie that knows thunder magic or Taoist magic.

It has to be the ancestor who knows how to play, coming down to enlighten such a magical little zombie, hehe.

"Make a little straw man and play a prank on others!"

Lin Yi said with a smile, interrupting Taoist Simu's flying thoughts.

"Hmm? You want to learn the art of warding off evil?"

The so-called "Yan Sheng" technique is the technique of witchcraft, such as beating villains, making paper people, nailing seven arrows on the head, crying and praying for the soul, etc.

He is playing the same style as the underworld old six.

"Hey? Is this called the art of warding off evil? Yeah, I want to learn this!"

"Well, alright, but you have to promise me that you won't use it carelessly after you learn it. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Uncle Master, don't worry, I will definitely not use it carelessly."

I'll just use it anytime!

Seeing Lin Yi's promise, Simu raised his hand and rubbed Lin Yi's head.

"Then why don't you go quickly! Let me take her in!"

"Order!"

"Sister Qingqing!"

"Ayi~"

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