Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"What are you whining about? You can't speak!"

Lin Yi glared at her, and Daji Xiaobing trembled with fear. She covered her mouth with her hands and nodded quickly, trembling.

She really doesn't know how!

After five hundred years of practice, he was only able to transform into a human form. Only after overcoming the tribulation could he speak.

"Can't speak!"

Lin Yi touched his chin and looked Daji and Xiaobing up and down.

Well, I can only say that she is worthy of being Fan Pingguo. She is Daji herself, and the roasted fox becomes even more delicious.

As for not being able to speak, that's also good, because if she opens her mouth it won't be Fan Pingguo's voice that will ruin the show.

There was once a sister who relied on her mouth to become a backlash fighter and was quite popular on the Internet. Unfortunately, the disease in her mouth spread to her eyes and eventually caused brain inflammation, and she eventually became unpopular.

Just don’t mention it!

This Daji Xiaobing now has a mouth, which can be used for other purposes except that it can't speak. So what's the point of a bicycle?

The key is that she has animal ears!

And after Lin Yi’s special request, the tail is still there, a big furry tail, and it feels great!

"You, stop looking and come out!"

Lin Yi suddenly took the little yellow fox out of his arms.

"See this?"

Lin Yi pointed at Daji Xiaobing.

The little yellow-skinned boy looked at Daji with confused eyes, then looked at Lin Yi, not knowing what was going on.

See it, then what?

"If you can change, then change like her, but we can decide the exact appearance of the face later."

Several faces appeared in Lin Yi's mind, the immortal poet of the Tang Dynasty, or Dili Na Liya Yiza.

Chirp, chirp, chirp~

Daji and the weasel looked at Lin Yi in confusion, their minds going blank.

Is there something wrong with this little zombie's brain?

What is he chirping about?

Cough!

Seeing that Daji and Bai Er were looking at him as if he were a fool, Lin Yi immediately restrained his expression.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a handsome boy?"

Lin Yi glared at her, and Daji quickly lowered her head. The little ferret closed its eyes instantly and covered its face with its little paws.

I don’t have the eyes to see, I really don’t have the eyes to see.

This little zombie is so shameless.

"Don't cover your face, give me a reaction, can you change?"

Lin Yi shook the little ferret and asked, "Why are you covering your eyes? Are you looking for a lesson?"

The little ferret loosened its claws, looked at Lin Yi pitifully and shook its head.

"Can't change?"

"why?"

Lin Yi asked in confusion.

You still have the nerve to ask why?

I asked you for a title, and you made a wish with me. I failed to get the title!

I failed to get the title, and my cultivation was damaged. How can I change?

"Hey, don't cry!"

Lin Yi looked at the little ferret's big watery eyes, tears coming out, and held it in his palm awkwardly.

If other people saw this, they would think I bullied you.

Lin Yi laughed dryly, took the little ferret into his arms, and then took out the top-quality corpse-raising ground.

Afterwards, Lin Yi took Daji into the top-quality corpse-raising ground.

This corpse-raising ground can absorb evil energy and has miraculous effects on creatures in the underworld.

As soon as they entered the top-grade corpse-raising ground, Daji Xiaobing immediately squinted their eyes comfortably.

The little ferret in Lin Yi's arms was stunned at first, then crawled out from Lin Yi's clothes with some suspicion.

What’s going on? Why do I suddenly feel so comfortable? My cultivation recovery speed has increased so much!

Woo, woo!

Daji Xiaobing whimpered excitedly.

Looking at her useless appearance, Lin Yi was full of disgust.

Snapped!

A slap, a wave surges

"Can you scream more normally?"

Daji Xiaobing trembled, covering the place where she was hit, looked at Lin Yi cautiously, and then cried out softly.

Ah ~

Ah ~

Ah ~

Lin Yi: ???

No, there's something wrong with you!

Have you ever gone for further studies?

"Shut up! Stop yelling! That's not pure at all!"

Lin Yi had no choice but to cover Daji Xiaobing's mouth to prevent her from doing anything weird.

Woo, woo~

Ignoring Daji and Xiaobing's dissatisfied whimpers, Lin Yi looked around and suddenly found that there was not even a place to do it.

This top-grade corpse-raising ground is just a cave, with no furniture or anything at all.

It’s a bit simple and it’s not convenient to do anything, but it’s okay, I can just decorate it later.

Now I have spirit servants, pets, and Daji that I can use. When there is no plot, I will find a place, set up a corpse-raising ground, and "retreat" in it.

Live comfortably for a few decades and then enjoy life in the new era. Just thinking about it makes me happy.

"This will be your home from now on. Even though there's nothing here right now, don't worry. As long as you work hard with me, you'll have everything you want."

Lin Yi put his hands on his hips and started to offer big praise to Daji and Xiaobing.

Daji and Xiaobing were drooling.

This pancake is so delicious!

"Woo!"

Daji Xiaobing squatted in front of Lin Yi, grabbed Lin Yi's hand and put it on her head, then rubbed it with her head.

In fact, it’s pretty good to have such a master. Apart from anything else, this mysterious place is enough for it to transform into a fox fairy many years in advance.

Ah!

Lin Yi rubbed it with satisfaction.

Look at it from this angle.

Not bad, not bad, really good!

It feels a bit like a horse shaking!

……

"Uncle Master, I'm back."

Lin Yi held the customer's belt as if he was carrying a bag, and walked slowly towards the direction of Simu.

Simu found a stone and sat on it waiting for Lin Yi.

I was almost asleep, but I was afraid that another person would come and steal my clients, so I held my bronze magic sword and didn't dare to sleep.

His clients, on the other hand, were now as wilted as radishes that had lost their moisture, soft and withered.

A bunch of incense sticks were stuck on the ground in front of them.

There are some burnt butts next to it, proving that these thin dogs have already smoked a lot.

However, the replenishment is not as much as the consumption, and it is impossible to recover.

Simu was delighted when he heard Lin Yi's voice and quickly stood up.

"Ayi, you finally came back..."

"Oh, my client! Ayi, you kid, don't mess with my client!"

Taoist Simu rushed to Lin Yi in a hurry and helped his client up.

At this time, when the customer came into the hands of Taoist Simu, it was like a wronged child meeting his parents.

Those who have experience know that the child will not cry after falling, but if the parents come up and ask, "Oh, does it hurt? Are you okay?"

The child burst into tears instantly and couldn't stop.

If there is no one to see you crying, then your tears will be in vain.

Unexpectedly, this thin dog customer was also like this. His body softened and he leaned on Simu, barking on the ground continuously.

Simu hurriedly supported it, with a look of heartache on his face.

"Oh, how did it become like this? It's pitiful."

The more you talk about how pitiful this thin dog is, the more customers will come.

Even if you suffer a great injustice, you can't even cry.

"Okay, okay, I'll give you more food, okay, don't be sad."

Simu patted the customer's head gently as if he was coaxing a child, but after patting for a long time, the zombie did not get better.

Lin Yi curled his lips when he saw this.

What the hell, he's been dead for so long, but he hasn't grown at all and still treats me like a child!

"That's enough! What a shame!"

Simu finally lost his patience and shouted, and the zombies instantly stood at attention.

I've tried to coax you twice, but you don't know what you're doing anymore!

"Go ahead and rejoin the team!"

Simu shouted, made hand gestures with one hand, and swung the Sanqing Bell with the other.

Ring ring ring——

The crisp ringing sound spread far away, and the customers quickly began to line up.

The lone little puppy returned to the group in a crooked manner and stood there in a crooked position.

Taoist Simu took out a handful of incense, lit it and stuck it into the ground.

The air was filled with smoke, and everyone's eyes were filled with emotion.

There are fewer incense ribbons!

Normally, only a handful of corpses can be driven a day. Now that Ayi is in charge, he can’t carry out the work without at least six or seven sticks a day.

With the incense, these customers became much more obedient. They stood in a row and "ate" honestly.

Everyone leaned back, took a deep breath, and scrambled for food, fearing that they would not have enough to eat.

Lin Yi and Simu sat on the big rock, watching these customers move up and down, and they all grinned.

This is a unique sight unique to Maoshan disciples, which ordinary people cannot see!

"Ayi, what on earth is so bold as to kidnap my client?"

Simu asked, smoking a pipe.

"Oh, a little vixen, I don't know what she was thinking, actually came to steal the corpse!"

Lin Yi curled his lips, thought of something, and looked at Simu curiously.

"Uncle Master, do you know why?"

Taoist Simu grinned and looked at Lin Yi.

"Ayi, when asking questions, I should talk about you!"

"Oh, Uncle Master, do you know why?"

"Of course I know. I, your uncle, have been wandering the martial arts world for many years. I've been carrying corpses for eighteen years!"

"This fox demon, after five hundred years of cultivation, can transform into a human form. But how could God allow such a demon to transform into a human and harm people? That's why he brought down a disaster!"

"At this time, the fox demon must find a way to avoid disaster."

"One way is to become someone else, and the other way is to be protected by a master and escape the disaster."

Lin Yi listened intently.

There seems to be a TV series about a fox spirit that was struck by lightning and luckily survived by hiding in a temple.

This must be the protection from a master to avoid disaster.

"How do I become someone?"

"Get inside him."

"If it's a living person, there will be divine punishment and no effect, so my clients are just fine."

"Dead, fresh, and still moving, I can hide in it to avoid disaster. It's perfect!"

"Oh! So that's how it is."

Lin Yi suddenly realized.

I didn’t expect that Master Simu’s customers could have such an effect. No wonder it is so popular.

"Ayi, you brought my client back, but what about the vixen? How did you deal with it?"

Simu was very curious about the fox demon's fate.

You are so unlucky. Why did you mess with us two nephews when you could mess with anyone else?

I am the general of Maoshan and the pioneer of Taoism!

My nephew is even more powerful. He is the only little zombie in the world who can control thunder magic.

I guess the vixen must have had a terrible end, hehehehe!

Lin Yi put his hands on his hips, straightened his back, and raised his chin high, like a proud little peacock.

"Uncle Master, when you ask me a question, please say you!"

o((⊙﹏⊙))o

The blank gun was fired, and it came back so quickly?

"You little bastard, you're rebelling against Tian Gang!"

Taoist Simu raised his hand, pressed down on Lin Yi's head, and rubbed it hard.

You are, right? You are, right? You are, right?

Lin Yi grimaced and was ravaged for a long time.

Zhuo, it was just a joke. Uncle Master, you have no moral principles. You bully a weak little zombie like me.

"Hey, little Ayi, uncle really loves you to death!"

"Woo woo, Uncle Master, I love you so much too, please let me go."

"Hey! Simu, it's you!"

Just as Simu and his junior apprentice Lin Yi were interacting in a friendly and cordial manner, a strange voice suddenly came from a distance, its tone full of surprise.

But the smile on Taoist Simu's face disappeared in an instant.

"Damn it, why is it you!"

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