Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

The evening breeze blew, and the vixen's skirt fluttered slightly.

The vixen rubbed her butt and looked around with confusion, searching for Lin Yi.

Of course she knew the power of her fox fire.

It can blast a hole in the ground because the soil is not very hard.

But zombies are different.

Zombies are invulnerable to swords and guns, and have skins of iron and steel. It would be good enough if my fox fire could injure them, but it certainly can't kill them, let alone blow them into ashes.

So the little zombie must be hiding!

As soon as this thought came to mind, the vixen looked around vigilantly and took a defensive stance.

Two balls of foxfire brewed between her claws, ready to be released at any time.

Lin Yi saw it clearly from underground.

This vixen is much more powerful than the zombie uncle in the movie.

Also much more beautiful.

I really don't do this for anything else.

With her fox fire skill as the only one, I'm determined to get this little burning fox!

Next time you light a cigarette, just tilt your head, then raise your hand like a fox, and fire will come out of your fingertips.

Hiss, huh——

Blow a smoke ring.

Done in one go, handsome and cool, who else could it be!

Have you ever seen a lighter become a spirit?

The vixen looked around vigilantly, and seeing that Lin Yi had not appeared for a long time, she slowly walked towards the pit.

In the quiet night, there is only the friction sound of the leaves in the evening breeze and the footsteps of the fox spirit.

Lin Yi lay on the ground, watching the vixen walk over him step by step.

Although it is in black and white and there is no color, it looks so real!

Depend on!

Who invented safety pants? They're so disgusting, even a gentleman like me needs them!

Is this reasonable? Is this reasonable? Is this reasonable?

"Ok!"

The vixen frowned and stood two or three meters away from the pit, watching the smoke still coming out of the pit, but there was no sign of Lin Yi.

Where did you go?

Although the little guy is not big, there is no reason for him to hide all of a sudden!

The vixen didn't understand.

I wanted to take a few steps forward to see what was going on in the pit.

At this moment, a pair of hands reached out from the ground and instantly grabbed the vixen's legs.

"what!"

The vixen roared, controlling the fox fire with both hands and preparing to smash it down.

But the moment she lowered her head, her body sank suddenly as if she fell into the water.

In just a moment, half of her body sank into the soil.

How could this be?

Lin Yi on the ground grinned evilly, rubbed his hands together violently, and the inky black Yin Wu Lei covered his hands.

Come on, Yin Wu Lei, minimum current, let’s go!

The evil little hand grabs!

The vixen felt her body tremble, and then began to shake all over.

Black electric current like an eel is flowing throughout the vixen's body!

Everyone knows about eels and loaches. They can drill into any hole they see and are great helpers in cleaning sewers!

There was once a female internet celebrity who performed a wonderful show of eels digging holes for everyone, and she became popular on the Internet for quite a while.

Just like that, the fox fire in the fox spirit's palm dissipated in an instant.

The vixen twitched violently, making strange noises, her big eyes rolling upwards, saliva flowing uncontrollably, and soon she began foaming at the mouth.

It looks like it's been completely ruined.

"what!!!"

The fox spirit let out a high-pitched cry, and then with a bang, white smoke came out of its body, and then it turned into a red-haired fox.

Lin Yi: ???

Lin Yi looked at the red-haired fox in his hand that was still twitching and trembling, with a look of confusion on his face.

No, the fox has played tricks on it and revealed its true form.

No way, is this fox so fragile?

It is said that a fox spirit can transform into a human form after practicing for five hundred years.

Note that it is change, not becoming a person.

There is a difference between changing and becoming.

In order to become a human being, one has to go through a lot of hardships, including three disasters and five calamities, three major disasters and three minor disasters.

Those with low cultivation will suffer from the three minor disasters, while those with high cultivation will suffer from the three major disasters.

The higher the level of cultivation, the more terrifying the disaster.

In Journey to the West, even the monkey had to learn the art of transformation to avoid the three disasters, which shows how terrifying these three disasters were.

大三灾分别是?6?8火灾、?6?8水灾和?6?8风灾，神仙都难躲，杀伤力极大。

The three minor disasters are divided into war, plague, and famine.

This kind of minor disaster is invisible and intangible. You will be hit without knowing it and it is difficult to avoid it.

Sometimes you never figure out what happened until you die.

For example, now, with the war, the fox spirit has been exposed by Lin Yi.

Lin Yi is her disaster!

In the movie, Taoist Simu is her calamity.

If she could get through it, she would use the zombies to practice, avoid the heavenly tribulation, and improve her cultivation. If she couldn't get through it, she would naturally die!

"What's going on?"

Lin Yi grabbed the fox's tail and slid it upside down.

Not to mention, this fox was quite heavy because it was struck by Yin Wu Thunderbolt, and all the hair on its body exploded.

"Woo~"

The fox whimpered a few times and looked at Lin Yi pitifully, as if begging for mercy.

"Hey! I'm not a cruel person. If you acknowledge me as your master and work for me in the future, I can spare your life. If you don't agree, I just need a fox scarf!"

"You decide for yourself."

After Lin Yi finished speaking in a sinister tone, the fox twitched and quickly whimpered and nodded, putting its two front paws together and begging Lin Yi continuously.

"It seems you agreed."

Lin Yi smiled with satisfaction and threw the vixen to the ground.

"Can you still transform into a human form now?"

The fox lay on the ground, not daring to move. When it heard Lin Yi's question, it whimpered twice and nodded its head.

"Very good, change it for me as I say."

The fox tilted his head.

I didn’t expect that this little zombie, which looks small, has so many tricks that it even requires a specific form to change.

"What's with the crooked head? Can it be changed?"

Lin Yi frowned and raised his voice.

Although it still has a baby voice, the fox dare not underestimate it.

Zombies can use thunder magic, who can stop them?

The fox nodded quickly to indicate yes.

"Well, change it now, about this height."

Lin Yi compared his height to about 1.5 meters.

The fox nodded again to show that he understood.

Although she would have to become shorter, she could accept it as long as this little pervert was willing.

"Then she has white hair and animal ears, and she cultivates both the imperial basket and the imperial basket. She is absolutely beautiful and adorable, with big breasts and a plump butt, a wasp waist and long legs, and she is soft, cute, and clingy..."

Lin Yi spoke in four-word bursts, counting on his fingers. Before he finished speaking, he saw the fox lying on the ground with smoke coming out of its head. It was obvious that the CPU had overheated.

Brother, what do you mean?

I don't understand!

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Yi looked at the vixen lying on the ground smoking, and picked it up again in confusion.

The fox was completely powerless and was swinging in Lin Yi's hand like a piece of rag.

"Hey, are you okay? Don't die!"

Lin Yi looked at the fox that could hardly open its eyes, and became anxious. A black light flashed between his fingers, and the Yin Wu Lei was activated, and he slapped the fox.

Crackling.

The fox's body twitched violently.

Ahhhhhhhhhh~

With just a simple electric treatment, not only did the vixen's head start to smoke, but her entire body also started to smoke.

But the effect was obvious. The vixen's eyes widened and she stared at Lin Yi in disbelief.

Although she didn't say anything, Lin Yi vaguely felt what this vixen wanted to express.

You are the living devil!

"Are you feeling better? Do you want me to treat you again?"

You call this treatment?

(wДw)

I beg you to be a human being, no, you are a zombie, oh, no wonder you are not a human being!

The vixen nodded violently, struggled to jump out of Lin Yi's hand, and even turned around twice on the ground to show that she was fine.

As if she was afraid that she would be too slow, Lin Yi hit her again.

“Is the effect so good?”

Lin Yi looked at his right hand.

"I didn't expect I'm a veterinary genius!"

The vixen nearly fainted.

Damn, you are such a genius. You used thunder magic to deal with me, the vixen.

If it weren't for my high level of cultivation, you would have killed me with just a few strikes.

But don’t tell me, after being electrocuted, my whole body felt numb and a little bit pleasant. Why is that?

"Okay, let's not waste time. Maybe I spoke too quickly just now. Let's take it slow this time."

"First, turn me into a beautiful woman this tall!"

boom--

The fox spirit turned around on the spot, evil mist rose, and then she turned into a 1.5-meter-tall beauty in ancient costume.

A pair of big eyes looked at Lin Yi with resentment.

"Then this area gets a little bigger, and this area at the back gets bigger and warped."

"Legs, longer, straighter, feet smaller."

"Make your waist thinner, yes, keep it that way!"

"My hair turned white!"

bang bang bang-

The vixen followed Lin Yi's request and transformed into what Lin Yi wanted time and time again.

Lin Yi could no longer suppress the smile on his face.

What’s the point of modeling and face-sculpting in games? I’m serious about this!

The more Lin Yi looked at it, the more satisfied he became, but he always felt that something was missing.

"This face is not beautiful enough, can your face be changed?"

Lin Yi asked the vixen to squat down and pinched her face.

Not to mention, this vixen's face is so soft and full of collagen, it feels really good to the touch.

The vixen was really in Bengbu, and the corners of her eyes were twitching.

But she really didn't dare to shake her head, for fear of being subjected to electric shock treatment again, so she could only nod with tears in her eyes.

"Okay, let's study this face."

"Long, thin eyebrows, bigger eyes, and a straighter nose. That's right..."

Half an hour later, Fan Daji came online!

"Very good, from now on you will be called Daji. I am your master, do you hear me?"

“Woo, woo, woo~”

o (╥﹏╥) o

Master, please use Daji as much as you want.

……

The vixen must be arranged, this is called the face of the card!

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