Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Ula!!!"

Lin Yi rode on the arm of the zombie, yelling like a mad boy. He grabbed the customer's head with his left hand and waved his right hand in circles in the air. His movements were graceful, just like a man chasing the wind and catching a horse.

You are mighty and majestic, the man who lassoes horses, and the running zombies are like the wind!

He wants to vent, vent hard!

On Lin Yi's chest, a small head appeared, its eyes narrowed into slits, its mouth was bared by the wind, and its little paws were tightly grasping Lin Yi's collar, for fear of flying away.

Oh my god, this is so exciting!

Customers were running like crazy, even speeding up.

Taoist Simu held the client's head tightly with both hands, his body almost floating in the air.

If he didn't hold on tight, he would be blown away.

It was at times like these that two or three minutes felt as long as two or three hours.

Finally, the three minutes are up.

Lin Yi controlled the clone to slowly slow down and finally stopped on the side of the road.

Taoist Simu turned over and jumped off the client.

"Ayi, Ayi, wait a minute, seriously, let Uncle Master rest for a while before coming back!"

The moment Taoist Simu landed, his legs went weak and he sat directly in the grass by the roadside.

Lin Yi looked back and saw Taoist Simu lying in the grass, gasping for breath, and limp like a piece of mud.

Are you okay? It’s only been a few minutes and you’re already so tired?

And it’s not possible, so what do you mean by taking a break?

Suddenly, Simu turned over and supported himself on the ground with his hands.

Ouch!

The little food left in his stomach was all poured out.

"Uncle Master, you can't be that serious, you weren't that fast just now!"

Lin Yi didn't feel that it was that fast, he just felt it a little bit, but Taoist Simu couldn't take it anymore.

The road was difficult to walk on in some places, so he ran very slowly. Only in slightly flat areas could he increase his speed.

I was running at a maximum of 200 miles per hour just now.

Of course, this speed can't last long, otherwise we will reach Uncle Simu's house before dawn.

(wДw)

Taoist Simu suddenly looked up and stared at Lin Yi with wide eyes.

"Not so fast!"

Listen to what you are saying, kid. You said it’s not that fast!

"Any faster, or my soul won't be able to catch up."

It's really like a person flying in front and his soul chasing behind. You still say it's not fast enough? How much faster do you want it to be?

"That's how I feel."

Lin Yi Xiaoxiong spread his hands, feeling a little unsatisfied.

After all, he is a fourth-generation blue-eyed zombie, and his physical endurance is far beyond that of ordinary people. This level of racing is nothing to him.

If there was a fighter jet, he would give it a try.

"You are not a human being."

"No, I forgot, you are not a human being!"

Taoist Simu lay on his back with his eyes closed, not wanting to pay any attention to Lin Yi.

He needs to have a good rest.

But having said that, the speed of travel is indeed fast enough!

Taoist Simu looked up and saw that everything around him looked very familiar. He estimated that he would be home in about twenty miles.

It's a 150-mile journey, requiring climbing mountains and crossing rivers. Normally, it would take one or two months to travel, not to mention carrying this group of customers.

They shake bells and beat banners, carry flags and hold lanterns, and slowly jump along the way, which may take two or three months.

As a result, it was only half the night and we were almost home.

This kid is definitely suitable for driving corpses!

If he doesn't carry corpses and sell goods, it will be a real loss to the corpse-carrying world!

Taoist Simu was filled with emotion, and then lay dead again.

Seeing Taoist Simu lying motionless in the grass, Lin Yi shrugged helplessly and then jumped off the client's arm.

It’s a good time to take a break, since there’s still some time before dawn.

In fact, it is not impossible to carry out corpse-driving during the day, as long as there is no one around and it is guaranteed not to disturb the customers.

Even though these customers are zombies now, if they are startled by living things, they can easily come back to life.

Living people, black cats, etc., once these zombies come back to life, they will develop into zombies.

The transformation of corpses is irreversible and can only be burned. Otherwise, sending a zombie back to relatives will really ruin the family's wealth.

"Uncle Master, would you like a bite?"

Lin Yi squatted beside Simu, with a wicked smile on his face, and a wine gourd appeared in his hand like a magic trick.

The moment he saw the wine gourd, Taoist Simu's eyes suddenly lit up and he became energetic. He sat up, took the gourd, pulled out the cork and started drinking.

what--

belch!

"Cool!"

Taoist Simu shouted out in relief, his complexion becoming noticeably rosier, no longer looking sickly as before.

"My dear nephew, I have a deal to make with you. We are only twenty miles away from home. Can you please run slower? This wine is good. It would be a waste if you spit it out."

Taoist Simu spoke nice words with a smile on his face.

So humble!

"Ah! It's almost here!"

Lin Yi looked around in surprise.

No, we’re almost home. Where’s the vixen?

How could I be such a big and sexy vixen?

In the movie, she was beaten by Taoist Simu, she seduced Simu, those big white legs, that big thunder!

I'm almost home, why haven't I met him yet?

Is it because I changed the plot?

Forehead!

Is it possible that the vixen couldn't catch up?

As soon as this thought came to his mind, Lin Yi wanted to turn the car around and drive back.

With this vixen, the rewards for signing in will definitely be richer in the future.

How could I miss such a great opportunity!

"Ayi, what's wrong with you? What are you looking at?"

Taoist Simu was touching his treasure bag, wanting to take out the leftover dry food and barbecued pork to finish it.

Barbecued pork goes well with wine, and the more you drink, the more you want. It can be seen that Lin Yi stared blankly at the road he came from, feeling a little confused.

I turned my head and looked several times, but it was pitch black and there was nothing there.

What did you see, kid?

"It's okay, I just feel like something is missing."

Lin Yi said, scratching his head.

If I have a chance later, I will look for...

At this moment, Lin Yi keenly felt a strong wind coming.

Lin Yi turned his head suddenly and saw a white silk flying out from the forest, wrapping up the thin dog at the end of the Simu customer team.

With a whoosh, the thin dog flew into the sky. Oh no, it was kidnapped!

Four eyes:? ? ? ?

"Hey hey hey hey! My customers!"

He pointed at the customer gliding at low altitude and drooled in anxiety.

It seems like King Jiji is possessed.

Lin Yi's eyes lit up and his zombie teeth bared in excitement.

Here she comes, she is finally here!

(p≧w≦q)

"Uncle Master, don't worry. I'll go get the client back for you. You stay here and watch out for the tiger leaving the mountain!"

After Lin Yi finished speaking, he rushed out.

Simu originally wanted to chase after her, but after hearing what Lin Yi said, it made sense!

There are so many customers here. If he were to lure the tiger away from the mountain, he would have no place to cry.

"Ayi, be careful!"

Taoist Simu was shouting from behind, but Lin Yi's small figure had already disappeared into the forest and could no longer be seen.

Simu still has great confidence in Lin Yi's strength.

It's so late at night, and the person who robbed his clients is definitely not a human being!

Since he is not a human, he will definitely be beaten by Lin Yi.

That’s Yin Wu Lei.

It takes a lot of effort for him to face it.

Hehe, I don’t know which unlucky guy comes to steal my clients, wow.

After observing a three-second silence for the unlucky guy, Simu sat back happily, took out some dry food and meat, and started eating happily with the wine.

Tons tons tons~

belch!

Cool!

……

"Don't run! Stop!"

Lin Yi ran quickly and shouted loudly.

Above the treetops, a woman in a white dress with a hot body but an unclear face was gliding with a white silk ribbon dragging a customer with four eyes.

It’s pretty fast!

It looked down at Lin Yi, a cold light flashing in its foxy eyes, then it tapped the treetops with its toes, turned its body, and flew quickly in another direction.

Lin Yi also turned around hurriedly below.

This vixen is much more powerful than what is portrayed in the movies.

But the more powerful she is, the more excited Lin Yi becomes.

Just in time for signing in tomorrow!

Want to run?

Let me see where you run!

"Eight Divine Skills: Soaring Snake!"

Seeing that he couldn't catch up with the one below, Lin Yi directly launched a sneak attack.

The eight divine skills were activated, and Lin Yi's body turned into a black light, and suddenly accelerated.

The vixen was holding the zombie and was just about to use the tree trunk to turn around and completely get rid of Lin Yi, but she felt her ankle sink, and then a huge force hit her!

"what!"

The vixen screamed as her body was dragged forcefully and thrown straight towards the ground.

There was a loud bang and a big hole was smashed into the ground.

The vixen turned over and rushed out of the pit. Her eyes were charming and alluring, but she stared at Lin Yi coldly. Her nails grew three inches long and she was ready to attack at any time.

Lin Yi could no longer suppress the smile on his face.

This is the real express delivery from the God of Land, a vixen who comes to your door.

Not only is she dressed in white, but her breasts are also big and curvy. Although her appearance is not particularly stunning, she is good enough to be a maid.

"Bah!"

The vixen bared her teeth at Lin Yi, her expression full of threat and warning.

Lin Yi curled his lips in disdain. You are the only one who can show your teeth? Who are you trying to scare?

呲!

The zombies' teeth bared, but they were more cute than scary.

The vixen was stunned for a moment, then took two steps back warily.

This little zombie is not ordinary!

He ran faster than she could fly and had so much strength.

The vixen looked around warily.

The Taoist priest didn't catch up, only this little zombie did.

Humph, then try your length and see how hard you can be!

The vixen's eyes flashed, and then her figure flashed like a white light, and she was close to Lin Yi in an instant.

shhhhh--

The sharp claws swung continuously and the wind whistled.

Lin Yi turned around to avoid the attack, but the big tree more than two meters behind him was damaged, and several deep claw marks suddenly appeared on the tree trunk.

A loud voice was heard, Lin Yi took a look and was immediately startled.

Wow, this vixen is pretty fierce, she can even explode eggs in mid-air!

If this is a fatal attack, everything will be lost.

Snapped!

Lin Yi flew forward, raised his hand and slapped, and suddenly the waves surged!

This sound is crisp and bright!

The vixen was furious after being hit on the butt. She turned around and her claws flashed with blue flames.

A blue fireball roared towards Lin Yi.

Foxfire attack!

This is the unique skill of the fox spirit.

Fox fire is similar to will-o'-the-wisp fire, both are yin in nature, but its temperature is much higher than will-o'-the-wisp fire and its power is more ferocious.

Lin Yi was not afraid, but the clothes he was wearing were bought by that evil woman Ren Tingting. He didn't want to ruin them because he got them for free.

Swish!

Lin Yi escaped into the ground and seemed to disappear in an instant.

The fox fire hit the ground where Lin Yi had just stood, instantly creating a big hole.

The splashing of mud and the explosion scared many birds and animals around, causing them to flee in panic.

But looking at the pit, the vixen was immediately confused.

The pit is empty, where is the little zombie?

Why is it missing?

Did it explode into ashes?

No way, when did my fox fire become so powerful?

Can spanking unleash fighting power?

The vixen patted her own butt in confusion.

I don’t feel anything!

……

Brothers, let's do some free love! I'm drunk. The car that hit me only had compulsory traffic insurance. The 4S shop reported the damage at yuan, the insurance company paid yuan, and he paid yuan himself. He didn't want to pay. He is so poor, why does he still drive a car? Sigh~