Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day
Chapter 62 Do You Think I Am a Human or a God?
Two miles away, a small bat as black as ink was hanging upside down on a branch, very hidden.
Under an old tree opposite, there was a little guy squatting.
In the dark night, the moonlight could not shine into the forest and the light was dim.
Although it's not so dark that you can't see your hand in front of you, most people who come in will definitely bump into things.
The little guy squatting under the tree was wearing a linen cloak that covered his entire body. He also had a straw hat that was a little too big for his size on his head, and his face was covered with a rag, so his true features could not be seen clearly.
At first glance, it looks like a child, but upon closer inspection, it is terrifying and a bit scary.
Putting aside the question of why a child is squatting here so late at night, just the furry paws of this "child" exposed outside explain everything.
hiss!
Lin Yi's eyes instantly brightened.
Found it, my little baby.
and many more!
Lin Yi suddenly frowned and his expression became strange.
No, where is the fox spirit? How come she turned into a little yellow fox?
I’ve agreed with the God of Land that either a fox spirit or a rabbit spirit is fine.
Why is the thing delivered a yellow fox?
Does it have nothing to do with the God of Land?
Lin Yi scratched his head and then shrugged.
But whether it’s a fox or a yellow fox, it’s all fine!
"Lord of the Land, well, I have a harvest here, so you don't have to bother me. I'll tell you next time if I have something else I want."
At this time, the God of Land, who had not walked far away, slowly typed three question marks.
???
This yellow fox is very good at stealing chickens, and it looks very cute. If you raise a yellow fox, you won’t have to worry about eating chickens in the future!
Hey!
Lin Yi grinned, moved his calves, and ran towards the yellow fox.
Little Pippi, here I come!
Hua Hua Hua——
As Lin Yi ran, the bushes shook, which soon aroused the yellow fox's vigilance.
The yellow fox stood on tiptoe, looking vigilantly in the direction where the sound came from.
Until he saw Lin Yi running over.
"It turns out to be a little brat!"
When he saw that it was a child, the vigilance and alertness in the yellow fox's eyes instantly eased a lot.
But soon, the vigilance in the yellow-skinned man's eyes reappeared.
How come there are children in this place?
Although this place is not in the middle of nowhere, it is still in the wilderness.
It was late at night, pitch black, and travelers on the road couldn't see anything. How could a human child appear here?
But never mind, human children are the easiest to fool, hehe, maybe this is my godsend.
The yellow-skinned man then picked up a branch from the ground as a crutch and walked towards Lin Yi.
Lin Yi stopped and looked at the yellow-skinned man standing in front of him, smiling brightly.
"Little guy, do you think I look like a human or a god?"
"Little guy, do you think I look like a human or a god?"
Lin Yi: (^.^)
That’s it, the yellow-skinned guy is asking for a title!
Seeing its appearance, I was a little unsure whether this little guy would ask for a title, but I didn't expect it to be so smooth and start off with a big performance.
The yellow-skinned boy tilted his head and looked at Lin Yi blankly, with several question marks slowly popping up on his little head.
Huangpizi:???
No, little brat, how can you say my words?
Is he imitating how I speak?
Some human cubs are really annoying and like to imitate others' speech.
Want to try it?
"You look like a god to me!"
Huangpizi said loudly, then looked at Lin Yi expectantly.
The smile on Lin Yi's face became even brighter.
"I think you look like..."
The yellow-skinned boy looked at Lin Yi expectantly, clenched his fists, and cheered Lin Yi on in his heart.
"Yes, say the last word, quick! Baby!"
Because of its anxiety, the yellow fox leaned forward slightly, and its exposed eyes were wide open.
"She's like a 1.45-meter-tall, white-haired, tsundere, animal-eared, beautiful, cute, imperial loli, with big breasts and a plump butt, a wasp waist and long legs. She's soft, cute, and super sweet. She's super clingy and dependent on me. I love my little loli!"
???
o((⊙﹏⊙))o?
What did he say?
What's with that 1.45 meter tall white-haired guy?
The yellow-skinned guy’s brain has crashed.
The amount of information is too much to handle.
But the next second, before he could figure out what Lin Yi said, the yellow-skinned man twitched, and then a bright light flashed on his body.
Seeing the changes in the little yellow fox, Lin Yi was excited and expectant, and his eyes began to glow green.
There is a reaction, isn't it!
Could it really work?
Is this going to deform?
I want to have a 1.45 meter tall girl with white hair, tsundere animal ears, beautiful and cute, with big breasts and a fat butt, a wasp waist and long legs, soft and cute, super sweet, super clingy and dependent on me. I love my little Loli!
(p≧w≦q)
Lin Yi had seen such a joke on the Internet, which asked how to respond when a weasel came to ask for a title.
I thought it was quite interesting at the time, but I didn’t expect that today I would meet a weasel asking for a title, and I just mentioned it casually, and it actually worked!
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!
Lin Yi already had a picture in his mind.
A little white-haired loli, wearing a maid outfit, greeted him home with her arms puffed out.
Master, you are back!
Master, please take off your shoes!
Master, please relax!
Ah, Master, Dame, Yamedie~
Hehe, cough cough!
Damn it! This evil little life has corrupted my pure soul!
Lin Yi was condemning the perverts on the island in his heart, and suddenly he realized that something seemed wrong.
The little yellow fox's body was twitching, his eyes were full of fear, and he was making strange noises from his mouth.
(wДw)
No, wait!
What's wrong with my body?
The yellow-skinned man, who still didn't understand what Lin Yi said, had a white light flashing on his body, and then his camouflage suit slipped off instantly.
The yellow fox's body shrank rapidly, and finally became a small weasel the size of a palm, pure white and without any other hairs.
The weasel is also called the yellow weasel, and the pure white one is generally called the white weasel.
The ferret is now smaller than a teacup dog and looks very miniature.
It's the same size as a small laboratory hamster.
The little head tilted and looked up at Lin Yi, its dark eyes full of confusion and panic.
The smile on Lin Yi's face froze.
No!
Where is my little maid?
Where is my little Loli?
My Yu Luo is a double cultivator and is super clingy. How about I love my little baby?
Lin Yi went up and grabbed the little ferret, holding it by the scruff of the neck and bringing it in front of him.
"Little guy, I'm warning you, don't play dumb, transform quickly, where's my little Lolita!"
The little ferret tilted its head and looked at Lin Yi stupidly without any reaction.
No!
Did the request for the title fail?
Lin Yi frowned, and his excitement instantly plummeted to the bottom.
It was all in vain!
But this white little guy looks pretty cute. It's better to have a pet to entertain you than to be bored alone.
It's quite uncomfortable to feel like there is no living thing around you.
Although he has Xiaoyu and Xiaojie, and he can ask them to entertain him when he is bored, he can't do anything naughty in front of a group of people when there are many people around.
If my master and uncle saw this, they would be furious.
Lin Yi could already imagine that scene.
Little zombie, you are so naughty at such a young age and you are causing trouble. You deserve a spanking!
I'm afraid that the vine will leave an afterimage when it is pulled out.
"Hey!"
What is this called!
Am I asking for too much?
"1.45 meters tall, white hair, tsundere animal ears, beautiful and cute, Yu Luo, double cultivation, big breasts and fat buttocks, wasp waist and long legs, soft and cute, super sweet, super clingy and dependent on me, I love my little Loli!"
It seems that it’s not bad!
Chi Chi Chi! ! !
The little ferret chirped in Lin Yi's hand, holding on to Lin Yi's fingers with its little paws and baring its teeth at him.
It seems that the curse is quite dirty.
……
"Ayi, didn't you say you were going to catch game? Where's the game?"
Taoist Simu didn't walk far, and was afraid that Lin Yi would get lost, so he stopped by the roadside to wait for Lin Yi.
Seeing Lin Yi catching up with him but empty-handed, he couldn't help but ask in confusion.
With Lin Yi's strength, catching wild boars and tigers is a piece of cake. Why did he come back empty-handed?
"Hey! It's here!"
Lin Yi took out the little ferret from his pocket listlessly.
The little guy was trembling in Lin Yi's palm.
It seems that he has been educated and is very honest.
The moment Taoist Simu saw this little thing, his eyes became strange.
This little weasel has been practicing Taoism for at least three hundred years, and I'm afraid he's already asking for a title.
As long as he succeeds in his request for the title, he can skip two hundred years of training and transform into a human.
But now it was trembling in the little zombie's palm!
What did this little guy do?
Why is the weasel so scared?
Taoist Simu was full of doubts, but when he saw that Lin Yi was not in high spirits, he thought that Lin Yi was disappointed that he did not catch any wild game.
"Ayi, don't be unhappy. There are plenty of game in this forest. We will definitely catch some soon."
Lin Yi, who was being coaxed by Si Mu, was full of questions.
I'm unhappy, but not because of this.
My little maid, how come she is gone!
Looking at the little weasel in his hand, Lin Yi became more and more angry, and rubbed the little weasel again.
Jijijiji~
"Haha, little guy, I really love you!"
This love that was filled with gnashing of teeth left Taoist Simu confused.
This action, this tone, looks a little familiar.
"Ahem, Ayi, are you hungry? This dry food with meat is quite delicious. Would you like some?"
Simu touched his nose and asked awkwardly.
He remembered that he seemed to do this to Jiale often.
"No need, uncle. I'm not hungry. Let's continue on our journey."
Lin Yi took the little ferret into his arms.
He remembered that when Uncle Simu was driving the corpse and carrying the goods back, he met a lewd vixen who wanted to steal the corpse and was later beaten to death by Uncle Simu.
Oh my, what a waste!
The vixen was originally quite useful, but he had to stab her to death immediately. He could have had fun with her.
However, Taoist Simu is a Taoist priest and he should stay away from such evil monsters, so it is normal to stab him to death in one go.
But he is a little zombie.
It is a spiritual corpse itself and has the blood of Pangu, so why should it be afraid of a fox spirit?
I want as many as you can get!
"Master, let's hurry up, go back early, and rest early."
Simu's face turned bitter. He looked at the dry food in his hand that he had not finished eating and put it away silently.
"Okay, then let's speed up. Ahem, well, Ayi, let's discuss this. Can we not go too fast? I haven't digested the meal I just ate yet."
Simu was really scared. It was a roller coaster. Although you couldn’t see the clouds, it was really flying.
"Okay, just a little slower!"
Lin Yi agreed readily.
Two minutes later.
On the forest path, a group of black shadows rushed past quickly, and the bushes on both sides were blown to and fro by the strong wind.
Ahhhhhh~~~
Hi~~~
"Slow down, you little brat! Ah! Ah! Ah!!!"
……
Brothers, come and generate some love for free. I really love you guys.
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