Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

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No!

Taoist Simu stared blankly at the three incense sticks he had just inserted into the incense burner.

The incense sticks that were supposed to be burning were now all extinguished.

Although nothing was said, Simu seemed to hear a very kind but firm voice.

You're thinking about ass!

No, Laojun!

My wish is not that difficult, you won’t even accept the incense!

Taoist Simu's eyes were lifeless and his mind was blank.

How bad is the apprentice you accepted?

You can’t even have one tenth of what Ayi has!

Lin Yi came to Simu with his hands behind his back, stood on tiptoe and saw that the incense in the incense burner was out. He couldn't help but look at Simu in confusion.

"Master, why are all the incense sticks out? Did you not light them? Or is there any other explanation?"

Forehead!

Close to the face and open wide.

What else can I say? It means Laojun doesn't want to bother with me.

Taoist Simu felt bitter, "There's no explanation. I just made a wish and the incense went out. It seems that I can't do it."

Lin Yi suddenly realized.

"Oh! No wonder people say not to make wishes when burning incense, but to make wishes afterward."

When the incense is burned out and the gods have taken it away, you can tell them your wish. Even if the gods don't help you, they won't make your situation worse.

After all, the gods can’t spit out your incense!

But now look at Taoist Simu, he says his wish first and then burns incense, and then extinguishes the incense head directly.

I don’t want your incense!

What a huge blow this is.

Tsk tsk, the psychological trauma must be huge.

Taoist Simu's face became even more bitter.

That makes sense. I’ll remember it for the future.

Lin Yi did not ask what wish Taoist Simu made. In fact, Taoist Simu was mumbling just now, and Lin Yi had very good ears and heard it all.

How can I make Jiale one tenth as smart as me? But if I want him to become smarter, that's possible.

Lin Yi put away his smile, picked up three incense sticks from the table, lit them, and bowed to the statue of Taishang Laojun.

"Grandmaster, I signed in today and got another payout. It was thunder magic, and the effect was absolutely amazing. Please rest assured, Grandmaster, I will definitely work harder with thunder magic in the future, punish evil and promote good, and be a good zombie baby!"

After three bows, Lin Yi inserted the incense into the incense burner.

Then I saw the incense strings of the three incense sticks going straight up, as if reaching the heavens.

Taoist Simu's expression became even more dull.

The heart of Tao continues to break.

The little zombie burns incense to Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun took it!

I, a Taoist disciple, burn incense to the Jade Emperor.

The incense is out!

Wow!

I’m afraid that my claim to be a Taoist disciple must be fake, woohoo!

"Master, are we going to set off today?"

Lin Yi touched the stunned Taoist Simu and asked.

"Yeah! Yes, we've been delayed for two days, it's time to get going again."

Taoist Simu said this in a dejected tone, looking unhappy.

"Then let's go. Where's Shoubo?"

"Here it is!"

Shou Bo's voice came from the kitchen of the charity cemetery.

Then I saw Shou Bo limping in from outside with a cloth bag in his hand.

"Ayi, I brought you some dry food. Take it and eat it on the way."

Shou Bo had a kind smile on his face, his eyes full of reluctance.

Although they have only known each other for a short time, Uncle Shou really likes this little boy.

"Hey! Uncle Shou, I have nothing to eat here. Ayi wants to leave. Where did you get the dry food from?"

Taoist Simu was even more confused.

I was starving in the charity cemetery and wanted to cook for myself. The kitchen should be so clean that rats could run away from it.

But now they were about to leave, and Shou Bo produced another bag of dry food like a magic trick.

So it’s given to Ayi, not to yourself.

"It's enough for you to drink, why do you need to eat?"

Shou Bo curled his lips and stuffed the cloth bag into Simu's hands.

"Give it to Ayi. He's still a child. As his uncle, you should be more careful! Don't just fall asleep after eating and drinking. Don't worry about Ayi getting into danger."

He is in danger!

As for Yin Wu Lei, all the demons and monsters would cry for their parents when they meet him.

If you encounter a human trafficker, it will definitely be his nightmare.

"Okay, you're right, Uncle Shou!"

Taoist Simu was too lazy to argue and put the cloth bag into the treasure bag he carried with him.

"I'll pack this food for Ayi."

"Ayi, let's go."

"Oh!"

Lin Yi nodded and looked at Shou Bo with a smile.

"Uncle Shou, thank you for the dry food. I will come back to see you when I have the chance. Please take care of yourself. Bye!"

Lin Yi waved goodbye sweetly and cutely.

Shou Bo smiled and waved in response.

Simu was simply unable to bear the sight. He had known Shou Bo for so many years, but this was the first time he had seen this sloppy old man with a sullen face smiling like a flower.

Taoist Simu took out the Sanqing Bell with a look of despair, carried the flag and banner, lit the lamp and rang the bell, and led the clients out of the charity cemetery.

I was originally planning to take on a new client, but his fighter plane exploded and he was completely destroyed, so there was no need to take the job anymore.

When he thought of the tragic fate of that guy, Taoist Simu felt much better.

Well, as expected, don’t be a scumbag no matter what you do, because it’s easy to end up with nothing left!

Ring ring ring——

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"

Taoist Simu's voice traveled far in the quiet night.

Following closely behind was Lin Yi’s cute imitation.

"Yin people are on the road, Yang people are staying away~"

The customers jumped in unison, their shoulders linked, following the ringing of the bell and slowly entering the darkness.

Shou Bo stood at the gate of the charity cemetery for a long time. Only when he could no longer hear Lin Yi's cute mimicry did he turn around dejectedly and go back to the charity cemetery.

……

Two hours later!

"Uncle Master, how far do we have to walk to get home?"

Lin Yi sat on the zombie's arm and asked Simu who was walking in front and eating dry food.

Simu was chewing on dry food and barbecued pork, while shouting slogans in his mouth.

Hearing Lin Yi's question, he turned around and said, "It's 150 miles to home, and there are more than 100 miles of mountain roads in between. It will probably take two months to walk."

"One hundred and fifty miles, so what if we go faster?"

Taoist Simu's expression changed instantly.

It's time to ride the roller coaster again.

Goodbye, I can’t handle these customers.

If your kidneys are overdrawn too severely, there will be big problems in the future.

The main reason was that Taoist Simu didn't want to vomit out the dry food and meat he had just eaten.

"Ayi, you have to remember that even though these customers can't talk, they still get tired."

"I fed them more than ten handfuls of incense in the past two days before they made up for it."

Lin Yi tilted his head and looked at the group of customers.

"Are they so weak?"

"Of course, you think they are all the same as you."

After Taoist Simu finished speaking, he took another bite of dry food.

"Ayi, you really don't want to eat?"

"No, I'm not hungry."

At this moment, Lin Yi's ears twitched slightly.

He is a fourth-generation zombie, with blue-eyed blood, sharp ears and eyes, as if he has been given a cheat. At this moment, he can clearly hear all kinds of sounds coming from the surrounding woods.

Therefore, several strange calls in the woods were clearly heard by Lin Yi.

Then there was the rustling sound of something moving through the trees.

It's a fox!

The voice of a fox is very unique, especially the fox's laugh, which really sounds like a ghost.

Lin Yi believed that he had not heard wrongly.

As soon as I thought about what I had told the God of Land at night, that I wanted a fox spirit or a rabbit spirit as a pet, I heard the fox roaring.

Could it be that the God of Land has come to deliver a pet?

Hehe, the wine and meat were sent to the right place!

God of Land, I really love you.

"Uncle Master, please wait for me for a moment. I'm going to the woods to pick up a package!"

They were stunned and looked at the dark forest around them.

No, what does it mean to pick up a courier?

"What did you say? Express delivery?"

"Oh, hunt some wild game!"

This time Simu understood.

It turns out that picking up the express is a jungle job.

"Okay, hurry up. I'll take them forward first. Please listen to the bell."

The sound of the Sanqing Bell can be heard from far away, so Simu is not worried about Lin Yi losing track of it.

This little guy is a zombie. He can clone himself and use thunder magic. He is ridiculously powerful. Catching wild game is easy for him and he can do it in minutes.

I guess even if this kid is caught, he won’t be able to go far.

"okay!"

Lin Yi agreed and jumped up from the customer's arm. After landing, Lin Yi kicked the ground with his little feet and rushed out.

Lin Yi kicked a hole in the ground, and he disappeared in an instant.

This smooth little combo left Taoist Simu stunned, and he drooled with envy.

This little guy is getting more and more powerful.

Alas, I don’t know how senior brother got such good luck that he could even accept such a top-notch evil disciple.

Laojun, you are biased. I, your disciple, offer a lot of incense and offerings every year, but why don’t you look at me?

Ring ring ring——

"Yin people are on the road, Yang people are staying away~"

Simu's call was weak and he took another bite of dry food listlessly.

Not to mention, the dry food prepared by Shoubo is delicious.

Ouch~

Simu's face turned bitter and he covered his mouth.

Biting my tongue~

……

Haha, little baby, here I come~

Lin Yi moved very fast and rushed into the woods in a flash.

It was pitch black all around, but Lin Yi was not affected at all. His eyes were shining with excitement. With a thought, five little black bats flapped their wings and flew out.

Soon, the little bats dispersed and began to explore the surrounding environment.

The little bat is very fast and uses sound positioning, so it doesn't require Lin Yi's control at all. After giving the command, it can quickly lock onto the target.

Lin Yi rubbed his hands expectantly and looked around.

Little fox, if you were white today, you would be lucky. You would be destined to be a pet, and your brother would love you well in the future.

But if you are a mixed-haired fox, I'm sorry.

Little Zombie, I'm still in need of a 'loyal dog' to catch wild game and run errands. You will be responsible for this from now on.

Lin Yi smiled evilly. He had already made work arrangements for the little fox and was just waiting for the little guy to start work.

Soon, the little bat locked onto the source of the sound.

After receiving the message from the little bat, Lin Yi quickly switched perspectives.

In the dark night, under a big tree, there was a little guy squatting.

There is no doubt about it, this must be a little goblin.

But when Lin Yi took a closer look, he was a little dumbfounded.

What's going on?

……

Brothers, please generate electricity for love, please~