Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Uncle Master, how about I teach you the art of paper figurines?"

"Do you want to learn?"

Taoist Simu pondered for a long time and finally came up with something he could teach.

It’s not easy to think about it, asking a Taoist master to teach a little zombie magic.

It’s simply outrageous!

"I want to learn. I will learn whatever my uncle teaches me. But let's set off first and go to Tanjia Town as soon as possible."

Lin Yi also knew the dilemma that Taoist Simu was in.

I am a little zombie, how can a little zombie learn Taoism? So even if he wants to teach me, he is somewhat powerless.

However, he was quite curious about the paper man technique that Simu mentioned.

This paper man technique sounds like a method of controlling paper men, which seems interesting.

I just don’t know if it will be like Yue Qiluo’s paper figurine technique.

If that's the case, even if I'm a little zombie, I can still learn it.

After all, Yue Qiluo is not a human being.

"Okay, then let's set off quickly. Once we get to Tanjia Town, my uncle will teach you the art of paper figurines!"

Taoist Simu said with a smile, picked up Lin Yi and placed him on his client's arm.

As for him, he flew up and sat in the back.

One in front and one behind, he can react quickly if something happens, and he can also prevent accidents from happening later without having to react in a hurry.

The road of corpse-carrying is not so peaceful. On the contrary, various dangers are hidden in the dark, and you can lose your life if you are not careful.

Not to mention bandits and robbers, even the monsters and ghosts in the mountains would set their sights on corpse drivers.

"Uncle Master, are you ready? Let's set off!"

Lin Yi turned around and looked at Taoist Simu with a wicked smile.

Seeing that he was lazy and didn't care at all, he even took off the wine gourd and prepared to take a sip of wine.

They look so leisurely, as if they are on vacation.

"Well, we're ready, let's go."

Taoist Simu held up the gourd and waved his hand casually.

Carrying a sword, a wine gourd, and looking lazy.

This dashing look is good enough to be compared to the Drunken Swordsman.

"Okay then, let's go!"

Lin Yi shouted and shook the Sanqing Bell in his hand wildly.

Ring ring ring ring ring——

The Sanqing Bell in Lin Yi's hand flew up and rang sharply, while the clone of Lin Yi in the front stretched out his hands in front of him, pushed off the ground with his feet, and rushed out directly.

call out--

The clients of Taoist Simu behind him also took off and the speed soared instantly.

Simu, who was about to drink the wine, leaned back and almost fell down. The gourd in his hand was facing his face and poured the wine all over his face.

Taoist Simu: (wДw)

Ayi, are you about to take off?

If the team is like an old donkey cart driven by four eyes, and Lin Yi's clone is the head of the cart, the team directly becomes an intercity high-speed train.

Lin Yi held the head of the customer in front of him with one hand, his small body rising and falling as if floating in the air, while his other hand was still ringing the bell frantically.

"Hurrah! Go! Faster!"

"Ula!"

boom--

boom--

boom--

boom--

The footsteps were uniform, powerful and orderly. They ran four or five meters at a time without stopping for almost three minutes. Only then did Lin Yi control his clone to slow down slowly.

Then he changed his clone to continue running.

Taoist Simu just took a breath and leaned back again, almost falling on his back looking up at Mount Kilimanjaro!

Once the twelfth clone is up, the first clone can be used again. It is a seamless connection.

One stop every three minutes, this is not a high-speed rail, this is a subway!

Lin Yi was having a lot of fun in the front, while Taoist Simu behind him was almost vomiting from the bumpy ride and kept calling out to Lin Yi.

"Slow down, slow down, what are you doing? Don't do it to me, I'm about to vomit, ugh——"

……

Sixty miles of clouds and moon, a relay race of twelve avatars.

Lin Yi reached Tanjia Town in one night.

When the night ended and the dawn came, the corpse-driving team arrived at the charity cemetery outside Tanjia Town.

This charity cemetery is also located in the woods outside the town and looks even more dilapidated than the one in Renjia Town.

Taoist Simu was so drowsy that he knocked on the door of the charity cemetery, reluctantly put the client in the designated location, and then found a coffin and fell asleep.

This made Shou Bo, the caretaker of the charity cemetery, look completely bewildered.

He said he was going to the town with Simu for breakfast, so why are you so sleepy?

Did you meet the little vixen last night?

"What's your name, little boy?"

Shou Bo, the caretaker of the charity cemetery in Tanjia Town, is a little old man. He is probably not a local. He has a limp on his right foot when he walks. As the caretaker of the charity cemetery, he deals with evil spirits all year round, so he looks rather weird and his smile is a bit creepy.

Lin Yi was not afraid at all.

Scary?

I'm a little zombie, why should I be afraid of scary people?

I am not a human being!

"Uncle, just call me Ayi."

"Hahaha, just call me Uncle Shou."

"Hello, Uncle Shou."

"Hey, haha, what do you want to eat, little boy? I'll take you to have breakfast, okay?"

Shou Bo had forgotten how long it had been since he had been so happy.

Because of his profession, he has always been a loner. Plus, he is an old widower with no ties, so it is inevitable that he has an introverted personality.

Because he looked rather creepy, no one dared to approach him even in the town, let alone children.

When you see him, you can only run away.

Being in darkness, turn your heart towards the light!

Lin Yi is like a ray of light!

Someone like Lin Yi who was not afraid of him at all and even called him Uncle Shou cutely, Uncle Shou was so beautiful at this moment that he wanted to take Lin Yi to the town to have the most delicious breakfast tea.

This kid is really good. Why did he end up following Taoist Simu to drive corpses? He must be suffering.

Doesn’t he feel sorry for this Simu?

"Okay! I'm a little hungry too. I'm not picky about food, so I'll eat anything."

Lin Yi patted his belly.

I used the trickery clone continuously that night, and even though I only used one at a time, the consumption was still a bit high.

It’s a good opportunity to try out whether the Six Treasury Immortal Thief can eat food.

He only drank tomato juice in the charity cemetery, and the energy he could absorb was limited.

Shou Bo was in a good mood. He changed into clean clothes and even washed his face thoroughly, trying his best to make himself less scary.

Normally, he wouldn't bother with those things. If he was afraid, he would just stay away from them.

After packing up, Shou Bo, who looked refreshed, took Lin Yi away from the charity cemetery.

The charity cemetery is also to the west of Tanjia Town. After walking for half an hour, we finally saw Tanjia Town.

The town is quite lively, and the architectural style is very unique, and there is greenery everywhere.

As Shou Bo brought Lin Yi into the town, many people's expressions became interesting when they saw Shou Bo.

First there was confusion, then surprise, and finally disbelief.

In the past, Uncle Shou looked scary at first glance, but today, Uncle Shou is clean and tidy, and his smile is so bright and kind. He is completely different from before.

People feel refreshed when they are happy. When everyone saw the little guy next to Shou Bo, they seemed to understand something.

No wonder Shoubo changed his temper today.

"Uncle Shou, it's been a while since I last came here to eat. What would you like to eat today?"

The owner of the morning tea stall greeted Shou Bo warmly when he saw him coming.

This is also one of the few old friends in the town who is not annoyed by Shoubo.

"Old man, bring out your best dish. The kid is hungry, give it to him first! I'll just be fine as I was before."

Shou Bo pointed at Lin Yi and smiled.

The stall owner was obviously stunned for a moment, then smiled and nodded.

"Okay, barbecued pork buns, siu mai, shrimp dumplings, and wontons, and a pot of Pu'er tea, coming right up."

“This shop has been open for decades and the food is delicious.”

Shou Bo said to Lin Yi, the more he looked at Lin Yi, the more he liked him.

Such a cute and well-behaved child is so precious to look at. But Simu actually brought him out to drive corpses. He is simply not a human being!

If you encounter danger and something happens, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

"Little guy, is Taoist Simu your master?"

"No, he's my uncle. My master asked me to go out with him to see the world and learn some skills."

Lin Yi sat on the bench, swinging his legs and looking around.

People were coming and going on the road, with smiles on their faces. Unlike the people in later generations who walked hurriedly and had cold expressions, the people here were more like human beings.

In later generations, they would probably be cheap cattle and horses!

Fun fact: a mule’s daily wage is six hundred yuan!

"Oh, that's how it is!"

Shou Bo touched his chin, it seemed that Simu was wrongly accused.

The little guy’s master is the one who is not a human being!

At the same time, Uncle Jiu was on his way on the other side!

"Ah cut! Ah cut!"

"Such a heavy resentment, who is talking about me behind my back?"

Uncle Jiu frowned and pinched his fingers continuously, and finally the word "Yi Zhuang" popped up in his mind!

It must be Qiu Sheng Wencai! You two just wait for me, I'll deal with you when I get back!

……

"By the way, Uncle Shou, do you know where the haunted place is in Tanjia Town?"

As Lin Yi spoke, he casually took out a cigarette and handed it to Shou Bo who was a little dazed.

Shou Bo looked at the fair little hand holding a cigarette, which was handed to him, and it felt a little unreal.

This little hand can smoke multiple cigarettes just by raising it!

Where does this cigarette come from?

Shou Bo took the cigarette, took out a lighter from his pocket, lit the cigarette himself, and took a puff before he felt the reality.

It wasn't a dream, I was really smoking.

This kid is no ordinary kid!

He is a capable little guy!

"Speaking of the haunted Tanjia Town, it is indeed true, but little boy, how did you know?"

Shou Bo exhaled a puff of cigarette in confusion and asked.

"Someone told me that the ghosts here are quite powerful. It just so happens that my uncle is a general of Maoshan and a pioneer of the Taoist altar. He just happened to come to Tanjia Town and get rid of them. It can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people and enforcing justice for the people."

Shou Bo shook his head and smiled.

Taoist Simu, pioneer of the Taoist altar, general of Maoshan?

Just look at that red rosacea, it doesn't look like her at all!

"Okay, I'll tell you."

"Speaking of which, this matter has been going on for quite a while."

"Half a year ago, Tan Baiwan, the richest man in Tanjia Town, completed his new home, and his family happily moved in."

"But I didn't expect that when I woke up the next day, the whole family was sleeping on the floor."

"At first, the family didn't take it seriously, but then every day, everyone woke up sleeping on the floor, and it became a big deal."

"Tan Baiwan was scared and invited Taoist priests and monks to come to his house to exorcise the evil spirits. But unexpectedly, all the monks who came to exorcise the evil spirits were scared away, and none of them could solve the problem."

"Look, now Tan Baiwan and his family are still living at home, and they wake up from the ground every morning."

As Shou Bo said this, he took a puff of his cigarette and exhaled happily.

Drinking tea and chatting about gossip is a favorite of southerners during morning and afternoon tea.

But Shoubo had forgotten how long it had been since he had chatted with others so leisurely.

Shou Bo was in a good mood and was in high spirits. He told Lin Yi a lot about the Tan Baiwan family.

He is so rich but so stingy. His house has been haunted for half a year, but he is reluctant to move out. He is trying to compete with the ghost in patience.

Until the stall owner brought up a few small steamers.

The white barbecued pork buns exude a unique aroma.

Only then did Shou Bo stop chatting.

"Ayi, come and try it, the barbecued pork buns here are very good."

Shou Bo said this, picked up one for Lin Yi, and started eating it himself.

Lin Yi took the chopsticks in his little hands, picked up the barbecued pork bun and took a bite.

The Six-Storage Immortal Thief was activated, and the bun began to digest in Lin Yi's mouth before it was even eaten.

After a while, a trace of essence went down the throat into the abdomen and spread throughout the body.

Because he had too little energy, Lin Yi couldn't feel anything, and then he took another big bite.

This time he felt it, and his six internal organs began to work, dispersing the essence that was absorbed and digested, and then turning it into energy and spreading it throughout his body.

But the essence and energy are still too little, so the effect is not obvious.

However, the smile on Lin Yi's face was extremely bright.

Finally, I don’t have to eat only tomatoes anymore.

……

Brothers, let’s generate electricity for love for free. Thank you all.