Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Ring ring ring——

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"

In the dark night, Taoist Simu's voice was so penetrating that it could be heard from far away.

As usual, Taoist Simu took his clients for a stroll along the forest path at night, shouting slogans, ringing bells, and scattering paper money.

The woods on both sides of the road were as dark as ink. The moonlight shone in, but the light seemed to be swallowed up by the darkness, without a ripple.

slam-la-

Paper money fluttered in the wind, and customers followed the sound of the bell.

The only difference from usual was that there was a little guy hanging on the arm of Taoist Simu's customer.

The little guy was tied with a belt and hung on the customer's arm, swinging back and forth as the customer danced.

His eyes were closed, his expression was dark and foul, and he was gritting his teeth. No one knew what nightmare he was having.

Taoist Simu would turn his head to look at his beloved nephew every few steps.

Seeing that Lin Yi was still unconscious, he sighed in his heart.

Why isn't this little guy awake yet?

……

Lin Yi is very unhappy!!!

In the past three days, he was very dissatisfied with what he signed in!

On the day of burying Old Master Ren, Lin Yi's "All-Star" sign-in unexpectedly showed that he was proficient in swordsmanship.

At that time, Lin Yi felt that something was wrong.

The day before, there was a thief from the Six Treasury!

The Eight Wonders of Jiashen are equivalent to paying out gold.

But with the same lineup, and even with the addition of Dong Xiaoyu, the result was a mastery of swordsmanship!

System, you are kidding!

The vampire guy, Old Master Ren, Dong Xiaoyu, the old ghost in gray robe and three witches.

Sign in and get sword proficiency?

Although this mastery of swordsmanship is quite impressive, it certainly cannot compare to the Six Treasury Immortal Thief!

The next day, Simu and Uncle Jiu drank tea and chatted in the charity cemetery all day. At night, Lin Yi secretly went underground and had another All-Star sign-in in the basement of the charity cemetery.

This time it was even worse! A singing proficiency test came out, almost making Lin Yi faint from anger!

Zinima, refund your money!

The dog system also came up with a singing proficiency. Believe it or not, I will sing a few funeral songs for you and send you to hell!

Although you said that the sign-in rewards are random and not limited to Uncle Jiu's world, they could be something from the science fiction world or the animation world.

But it’s a bit too much to say that you are good at singing!

You still want me to debut?

However, the system did not respond, leaving Lin Yi with nowhere to vent his "heartfelt words", which made Lin Yi very angry.

On the third day, Lin Yi and Taoist Simu set out.

Late in the night, before leaving, Lin Yi signed in again at the charity cemetery, and unexpectedly found out that he was proficient in opera!

This time, Lin Yi really fainted.

After coming up from underground, he lay down on the bamboo bed and fell into a daze.

After absorbing the knowledge and script contents of various operas for most of the day, when he woke up, his eyes were dull and he looked a little doubtful and stiff.

He didn't even feel it when Taoist Simu hung him on the client's arm.

What's going on?

Could it be that my good luck has run out?

If you get a gold prize once, you have to get several blank prizes to fill the winning rate?

In future generations, when drawing lots and grabbing dolls, you need to make a certain number of attempts. You will definitely win once after pulling a certain number of times. This is the work of unscrupulous businessmen. How come you, your stupid system, are using this trick too?

Lin Yibaisi was not allowed to ride on his sister, and he grabbed his head with his hands, looking sad and aggrieved.

Taoist Simu was quite happy to see Lin Yi wake up, but when he saw the little guy like this, he felt jealous and a little distressed.

"You little guy, you're not missing your master right after you came out, are you?"

Taoist Simu thought Lin Yi was a child. He was fine before he came out, but he started to miss home as soon as he came out.

But is it so painful to go out with yourself?

Look at this worried little face.

Yes, it is not comfortable to be hung. There is no place to put you.

"No, Uncle Master, I'm just thinking about a question!"

"Stop!"

Taoist Simu rang the bell and gave an order, and the group of customers behind him immediately stopped.

Taoist Simu put down what he was holding and took Lin Yi off the client's arm.

"What are you thinking about?"

"I heard that there are ghosts in Tanjia Town, and they are very powerful ghosts. I know that you are powerful in Taoism, a pioneer of the Taoist altar and a general of Maoshan. I wonder if you can eliminate the ghosts in Tanjia Town?"

Lin Yi blinked his big, innocent and clear eyes and looked at Taoist Simu cutely.

Taoist Simu stood straight, his face was flushed and his eyes were shining.

Listen, listen!

Did you hear?

My nephew said that I, Simu, am a pioneer in the Taoist altar and a great general of Maoshan!

Brother, just wait, I will be so envious of you when I get back!

There was a smile on Lin Yi's lips, a wicked smile!

He now has something to prove!

That’s what system sign-in is all about.

The more dangerous the place you sign in, the richer the rewards and the higher the probability of withdrawing money.

The danger that the system mentioned, is it the existence of Ren Weiyong and vampires, or the place where zombies and vampires are born!

Isn't Tanjia Town haunted?

He didn't touch the ghosts in the town and signed in at the ghost den for two consecutive days to see what would happen.

If good things come out for two consecutive days, it means that the system wants a dangerous place.

If the results are different before and after, it means that the system only recognizes the same dangerous place once!

This way, he won't be restricted to signing in at one location in the future.

You don't have to have a bunch of monsters in your personal space, that would be very troublesome!

"You idiot system! You can't even explain the sign-in rules. Are you kidding me? I curse you to never find a girlfriend!"

The system still does not bubble.

After all, he is just a system, why would he look for a girlfriend?

"Tanjia Town!"

Taoist Simu's eyebrows were beaming with joy, and his big hands were rubbing Lin Yi's little head excitedly.

As long as the little guy doesn't miss home and wants me to send him back, it will be fine. Otherwise, it will be a real headache.

"Haha, that's not a problem. You said that your uncle is a pioneer in the Taoist world and a general of Maoshan. That's a very appropriate description. We just happened to be passing through Tanjia Town to pick up a client. Then I'll let you see my uncle's abilities!"

Taoist Simu patted his chest and said with great momentum.

"Great, Uncle Master is definitely the best. I believe in him."

"Of course!"

Taoist Simu continued to rub Lin Yi's head happily.

This little guy is so cute and has such a sweet mouth. Uncle Master really loves you so much.

If Simu wasn't afraid that Uncle Jiu would come looking for him, he wouldn't have wanted to send Lin Yi back.

"Master, let's go quickly and try to reach Tanjia Town tomorrow night."

Sixty miles may not sound far, but if you want to walk there, it would take at least two or three days.

They drove corpses by hiding during the day and moving out at night, and they could only take mountain paths, which were even more difficult to walk on. So, walking sixty miles in two days was considered fast.

"Tomorrow! It would be great if we could reach Tanjia Town the night after tomorrow!"

"You don't know how difficult it is to drive a corpse."

Taoist Simu smiled bitterly, carried the command flag, took the soul-calling banner and the soul-guiding lamp, and started on his way.

Ring ring ring——

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"

Lin Yi followed Simu and imitated him in shouting slogans.

"Yin people are on the road, Yang people are staying away~"

Lin Yi's childish voice followed behind, so cute and adorable that Taoist Simu's heart melted when he heard it.

Taoist Simu's mouth curled up, he grabbed a handful of paper money and threw it into the wind.

Paper money was scattered like flowers from heaven, and Simu's customers jumped forward following the ringing of the bell.

"Ayi, you can see that we can only take the small road. It's dark at night and the road is difficult to walk on. With so many big brothers here, it's unrealistic to want to go fast."

"how could be?"

Lin Yi looked at the group of customers and smiled like a little fox.

"Hmm? Why, what do you think?"

Taoist Simu rang the bell and led the team, asking casually.

With a little guy chatting with him, this corpse-driving job didn't seem so boring anymore.

If I had known earlier, I would have brought Jiale with me, and I wouldn’t be so tired and bored.

"Why don't we just ride on the customers and let them go on their own?"

"Ha, why didn't I think of that? You're so smart, little guy!"

Taoist Simu finished speaking with a strange smile, and then asked, "Then how do you tell us to let these big brothers go on their own?"

They are all dead, how can you let them go on their own?

"Simple!"

Lin Yi formed seals with his hands so quickly that afterimages appeared.

Taoist Simu was stunned by what he saw.

No, this is a seal?

What kind of seal is this? I don't understand it at all.

Uncle Jiu: Don’t say you don’t understand, I don’t understand it either!

"All those who are about to fight will march forward in formation, using the clone technique!"

Swish!

A magical clone appeared beside Lin Yi.

Under the moonlight, this magical clone looked exactly like Lin Yi, but Taoist Simu could see the slightest difference between this clone and Lin Yi.

In the moonlight, this clone is a bit reflective!

The main theme is unreal and somewhat illusory.

"Uncle Master, give it the talisman!"

Lin Yi pointed at the talisman on the soul-guiding lamp.

"oh oh!"

Simu came back to his senses and hurriedly took off the talisman from the soul-guiding lamp and gave it to his clone.

After the clone took it, he stood in front of the customer line and jumped lightly, and the customers behind him also jumped forward.

"Haha, alright!"

Taoist Simu slapped his thigh, picked up Lin Yi and rubbed him for a while.

"You little brat, your clone technique is a boon to the corpse chasers!"

"How about a deal? You teach Uncle Master the art of clones, and Uncle Master will teach you a special move!"

"I can't teach you. I only know how to use the clone technique, but I can't teach it. However, I can teach you other things, but I don't know what you can teach me!"

The Eight Divine Skills had methods of cultivation and could be taught, but the Art of Clonehood was a supernatural power, and he really didn't know how to teach it.

Taoist Simu's eyes lit up.

He didn't expect to learn the art of clone, he just said it casually, but he didn't expect that there would be an unexpected surprise!

"What do you want to learn? As long as Uncle Master knows it, I will teach you!"

"What can I learn? I want to learn everything!"

"No problem, Uncle Master will teach you..."

The smile on Simu's face suddenly stopped.

What the hell am I teaching?

Ayi is a little zombie!

"Well, how about, Uncle Master teach you the art of paper figurines?"

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