Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Taoist Simu slept until the afternoon, and when he woke up, he still felt a little disgusted.

Looks listless.

This was obviously caused by riding the roller coaster too much last night.

He looked around blankly, and consciousness slowly returned.

"Master, you're awake. Come eat something."

Seeing that Taoist Simu was gone, Lin Yi ran over with a bag of food in his hand, smiling. His attentive look made Taoist Simu stunned.

This little zombie is definitely not a human!

Last night was so intense and stimulating that I felt so uncomfortable, but he was fine and looked very energetic!

It’s true, you have to accept your age.

Sniff!

What a smell, so fragrant!

Taoist Simu raised his nose suddenly and smelled a tempting aroma of meat!

Then Lin Yi opened his bag and took out a lot of food from it.

"These are all the delicacies recommended by Shoubo. There's roast goose, barbecued pork, white-cut chicken, pork chop rice in a hot pot, and a pot of Ten Years Champion Red."

Taoist Simu looked at the food and wine in front of him and almost cried.

"Ayi, Uncle Master is so touched!"

I didn't expect that when I woke up, my junior apprentice brother Ayi would prepare so many delicious foods for me.

"Master uncle really loves you to death!"

Taoist Simu pulled Lin Yi over and rubbed his head.

Wood, wood!

Lin Yi: ???

No, just eat it quickly. What’s the point of teasing me?

Also, your beard pricks your face!

After being rubbed for a long time, Taoist Simu let go of Lin Yi and happily picked up the wine jug and took a sip.

Just think of it as rinsing your mouth.

Gurgle, tons~

Good wine!

(p≧w≦q)

Taoist Simu's rosacea had become noticeably redder.

As a person who stays up late to cultivate immortality, Taoist Simu’s gourd is basically filled with wine.

Medicinal herbs are added to this wine, which can not only keep out the cold and boost energy at night, but also strengthen yang and drive away evil spirits. It is a very important prop for driving away corpses.

So Taoist Simu is an old drunkard who never leaves his body.

After taking a sip of wine, Taoist Simu looked much more energetic, his eyes sparkling behind the lenses.

"Ayi, you don't know that back then your master and I lived in the same dormitory. Your master loved to eat barbecued pork, and it had to be half fat and half lean. Whenever we, his junior brothers, got into trouble and wanted to ask him for mercy, we would buy a bowl and ask him for help."

"It works every time!"

Taoist Simu was speaking, reminiscing about his youth. He picked up a piece of half fat and half lean barbecued pork with his fingers and threw it into his mouth. He closed his eyes and recalled the past, with tears sparkling in the corners of his eyes.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows when he saw it.

Oh hoo!

It turns out that Uncle Jiu likes to eat barbecued pork with half fat and half lean!

Okay, from now on, besides lighting a cigarette, I have another magic weapon to protect myself!

"Uncle Master, drink!"

"Tell me more, what else does my master like?"

Taoist Simu took the wine jug, tilted his head back and took a sip, then pretended to wipe his mouth and wiped his cheek.

When people get old, they like to reminisce about the past. Alas!

I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and put them in the wine, but it doesn’t feel like the travels of my youth!

Taoist Simu held the wine pot in one hand and the meat in the other, and did not forget to tell Lin Yi about the time when he and Uncle Jiu learned skills in the mountains.

Before they knew it, the wine and meat were all gone, and Taoist Simu was also drunk.

"Uncle Master, smoke!"

"No more smoking, burp~"

Taoist Simu waved his hand, his wide sleeves fluttering.

Taoist Simu leaned against the coffin, wiped the oil off his hands on his clothes, and then took out a small notebook from his arms.

"Hiccup~"

"Ayi, my uncle said he would teach you the art of paper figurines. Hiccup, today I'm going to do what I said."

Taoist Simu staggered and took out another brush from his arms.

The brush was wearing a pen cap. Taoist Simu took off the cap, put the brush in his mouth and took a sip, and his mouth was immediately filled with black ink.

Bah Bah!

This brush has been kept for a long time and has become a bit fishy and smelly.

Taoist Simu, who was full of black mouth, was stunned by the look on Lin Yi's face.

I didn't expect that Taoist Simu would be so unrestrained after getting drunk. He seems to have the talent of an artist.

Did Li Bai write poems after drinking in this way?

Taoist Simu wrote swiftly, his pen swaying like dragons and phoenixes on the booklet.

Soon, Taoist Simu finished writing, handed the notebook to Lin Yi, leaned against the coffin, tilted his head, and fell asleep with a snore.

Lin Yi was lost in thought as he looked at the sloppy yet precise handwriting on the notebook.

Strictly speaking, the art of making paper figures comes from witchcraft.

Zhang Daoling, the founder of Taoism, founded the Tianshi Dao, destroyed mountains and temples, and eliminated many evil gods and evil spirits. After removing the dross, he also absorbed some of the essence of witchcraft, such as the Chenzhou Talisman!

Chenzhou talismans are particularly legendary in western Hunan, and have many functions such as exorcising evil spirits, praying for blessings, curing diseases and relieving disasters?6?8.

The reason why we say exorcising evil spirits, praying for blessings, curing diseases and relieving disasters is because these are the only things left.

There are also some more evil talismans that have been eliminated. Nowadays, I am afraid that only some people in the witch cult still master them.

Paper figurine technique is also included!

If this paper man technique is used properly, it can be a good way to help people in distress, resolve disasters and eliminate evil. However, if it is used improperly, it can harm people!

Many people with ulterior motives will use paper figurine techniques to do evil.

Other spells that are equally famous include the Five Ghosts Bringing Wealth spell.

Therefore, the art of paper figurines can only be regarded as a side path in Taoism and is not valued.

In the art of paper figurines, the material chosen is very important; white and yellow paper represent yang, while red paper represents yin.

To control the paper man, you need to control the existence with the non-existence and control objects with your mind.

"Emperor Taiwei, guarding the alchemy room, creates weapons and armor, drives away evil and supports good. With the power of the Heavenly Talisman, he can create weapons out of paper."

The book records the selection of materials for paper figurines, how to cut them, and the spells used to make them.

It doesn't look complicated.

Lin Yi just found a piece of yellow paper, cut it into the shape of a paper man, and used the spell of paper man magic, but the paper man did not react at all.

Brain: I think I can.

Hands: You bastard fart!

Oh, that’s difficult!

Lin Yi threw the paper figure away, hugged his shoulders speechlessly, and looked at the paper figure floating to the ground in anger.

I thought I was a genius, but it turns out I'm nothing.

Relying on academic methods to become stronger is indeed unreliable. You still have to sign in to the system!

During the time it takes to have morning tea, Lin Yi has already found out the address of Tan Baiwan's home from Shou Bo. He plans to go there tonight to see what he will gain by signing in at that haunted den!

……

For Tan Baiwan from Taishan, the completion of his new home was a happy event, and the whole family moved into the new home happily.

But it became haunted on the first night we moved in!

When we woke up in the morning, the whole family was sleeping on the floor.

Every day after that was haunted.

The family members were already terrified and wanted to leave, but Tan Baiwan was unwilling to give up!

After all, asking a stingy boss to give up his newly built mansion is like cutting his flesh!

You won’t lose anything if a ghost moves you out of bed!

So the Tan family came into a stalemate with the ghost in their house.

After a long time, the Tan family seemed to have gotten used to it.

At most, they will be moved off the bed. These ghosts have no other demands, so it doesn’t matter. Let’s see who gives in in the end.

The lights in Tan Baiwan's house had been turned off long ago.

Everyone in the mansion was sleeping soundly on the ground.

Lin Yi emerged from the courtyard of the Tan family's house.

There was dead silence in the quiet Tan Mansion.

Lin Yi looked around and didn't see any ghost, then took out a small drum from his personal space.

This small drum is the ghost drum obtained from the gray-robed old ghost. It is similar to the legendary Ajie drum in that they are both equally cruel and inhumane!

As soon as the drum sounds, nearby evil spirits will be attracted. While the person holding the drum can restrain the evil spirits, he will also be hated by them.

dong dong dong~

As Lin Yi struck the snare drum, the dull drumbeats were accompanied by shrill screams!

For a moment, the courtyard of the Tan Mansion was filled with cold winds and ghostly fires!

A large amount of negative energy gathered in the yard, and waves of dark fog rose from the ground.

Afterwards, Lin Yi saw ghosts dressed in Shuqing costumes walking out of the surrounding fog!

These ghosts included both male and female, old and young, all with ferocious faces, staring at him with gnashed teeth.

The effect of this ghost drum is too powerful!

It’s definitely a tool for attracting hatred!

Lin Yi secretly sighed at the power of the Ghost Drum. No wonder those guys were willing to do this even though they were not human beings. At the same time, he was also searching among the ghosts to see if there were any familiar ghosts.

Ah!

found it!

Among the group of ghosts, Lin Yi found a woman whose body was as white as paper.

The woman was wearing a white dress, had black eyes and red lips, and her temperament was as cold and pure as a plum blossom. The cold murderous intent and hatred in her eyes were almost solidified into substance.

Next to the woman, there was a little guy, dressed similarly to Lin Yi when he first appeared, but this little guy was not as cute as Lin Yi.

He also looked at Lin Yi with hatred, as if he wanted to eat Lin Yi alive.

Seeing Lin Yi looking at him, the little ghost bared his teeth and waved his little paws.

This is dangerous enough!

There are so many ghosts!

"System, sign in!"

[Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in to the Tan Mansion and receiving the system reward: Dark Mist]

Lin Yi: ???

What is this?

With just a thought, a large amount of dark fog can be released to confuse the enemy's vision, while the host's vision is unrestricted in the fog.

Forehead!

In other words, this is a smoke bomb skill, and it is ineffective on yourself, only effective on the enemy.

Isn’t this cheating!

No, Xiao Tou is not cheating!

Although it doesn’t count as paying out gold, it’s obviously much better than being proficient in opera!

Sign in again tomorrow and you will know what the system sign-in rules are.

The corners of Lin Yi's mouth curled up slightly, and then an idea came to his mind.

The next second, a large amount of dark fog spread out. The surrounding area was already shrouded in dark fog, and now the fog became even thicker.

But the ghosts in the yard were stunned for a moment.

No, why can't I see it?

There was dark fog all around, and these ghosts in the fog should have felt like they were back home, but now, they were like the ones who had been infected!

The air is filled with dark fog, also known as ghost covering the eyes.

Many people who died suddenly will use this trick to find a scapegoat.

They will confuse people's eyes, making them unable to see the traps in front of them, and then they will walk into the traps step by step, and finally replace the previous ghosts with the same death method, so they are called scapegoats!

This kind of scapegoat can only find the next scapegoat to replace himself in the same way.

"Come here you go!"

Lin Yi had already reached the female ghost and grabbed her arm.

The female ghost was looking around anxiously, looking for her family, but she didn't expect to be attacked suddenly.

"Ah! Who are you? Let me go!"

Arrest the spirits and send out the generals, go!

The soul-binding and general-sending technique was activated, and the female ghost only had time to scream, and then the world spun around, and a strong and irresistible force dragged her into a strange space.

……

Brothers, please give me some free love generator, please!