After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Jiang Hao! You pervert!"

Jiang Hao ran to the bathroom door with a confused look on his face.

"What happened?"

He didn't do anything!

The door opened, Qin Wanyan lifted her clothes and pointed at her chest.

"Look at what you've done!"

"Gudong..."

"Look...it's very white!"

Jiang Hao's eyes were full of Qin Wanyan's slender white waist.

Qin Wanyan was stunned, and after she realized what was happening, she glared at him.

"What are you looking at? I told you to look here!"

Qin Wanyan pointed at her little cutie.

"What's wrong? Isn't this good?"

"What's good about it? You put two on me!"

“Two…two?”

Jiang Hao widened his eyes and looked closer, then slapped his head.

"Oh my gosh! I didn't notice! I put on an extra one!" He tried to distract himself while putting it on, so he got distracted accidentally. "You know what, it looks pretty good!"

There is a cup full of cute little things inside, and French cute little things outside. When they are stacked together, it has a unique style!

"Look at you, you bastard! Get out!"

Qin Wanyan reached out to close the door, but was stopped by Jiang Hao.

"Don't bother your wife with this kind of thing! Your husband will be at your service wholeheartedly!"

"Ah! Hahaha! Stop it!"

The two of them played around in the bathroom for a while.

Jiang Hao used his body to confine Qin Wanyan to the sink, and brushed her teeth with a toothbrush filled with toothpaste.

"Baby, be good and brush your teeth! Let me check if there are any bugs stuck in your teeth."

"Hmm! The baby's teeth are so white. I can tell he brushes them well!"

Qin Wanyan opened her mouth wide, unable to speak, and could only watch Jiang Hao brush her teeth bit by bit.

She really wanted to say, enough, her cheeks were hurting!

But he still enjoys it and brushes every tooth carefully.

"Come on baby, now that you've brushed yourself, come and spit it out!"

Qin Wanyan breathed a sigh of relief, quickly spit out the bubbles in her mouth and rinsed her mouth.

As soon as she turned around, her lips were kissed violently by Jiang Hao, with great tension.

Her hands unconsciously wrapped around Jiang Hao's neck, and she took the initiative to deepen the kiss.

"Wife, if you keep kissing me, I'm afraid we won't be able to go out today!"

Jiang Hao panted, pressed his forehead against Qin Wanyan's, and forced himself to stop.

Qin Wanyan smiled: "Who made you so weak?"

"You're kidding! I've been single for so many years, and my hand speed is 180, and you say I have poor concentration? I don't agree!"

"If you don't agree, hold it in! Ah!"

Jiang Hao picked Qin Wanyan up and said, "You woman, you say one thing and mean another! Let's go and have breakfast. It will get cold soon!"

When Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan appeared in front of everyone, everyone was smiling sweetly.

"Master Jiang, we're not in a hurry, you can take your time!"

"Yeah! We have nothing to do anyway, so let's just sit here and enjoy the fresh air and eat something!"

Director: "That's enough! We're here to film a show, not to screw up!"

"Director! You still haven't told me how you're going to trick us!"

Director: "What's the trick? There's going to be a fun show later!"

"Director, will you join us? If you do, we'll believe what you said about it being 'fun'!"

Director: "Can we still have fun?"

Finally, the program team took everyone to an open space.

"WOW~ So many mini motorcycles, are they for us?"

Watermelon Village Chief: "That's right! What we're going to play today is a game about traveling across the island!"

"As you can see, we'll provide a motorcycle that can carry people. You need to successfully cross from here to the other side of the island! Your lunch ingredients are right there, first come, first served! So, comrades, come on! Work hard for a good meal!"

"Damn you old fellas! You always use meals as rewards!"

"Hurry, hurry, let's go! We must win today!"

"Brother, I want a big meal!"

The motorcycle can carry one person on the back, and there is a seat on the left side. Children naturally sit on the side, which makes them very happy.

"Ahhh~ Hurry up and get going! Drive the car!"

Zheng Yingjun had already urged Andy to sit in the side seat, so that he could let Xiaoyu be close to him with a clear conscience.

I feel happy.

Unlike other children who were scrambling to sit on the side seats, Murong Yu had a look of disgust on his face.

"Do I have to sit here? Can I drive one myself?"

The production team replied: "No, the budget is limited and we don't have any extra motorcycles!"

Finally, Qin Wanyan said, "Then I'll sit, Xiaoyu, you sit in the back!"

Jiang Hao looked disgusted: "Why?"

Qin Wanyan blinked her big eyes and tugged at his clothes: "Brother, I want to experience what it feels like to be a baby!"

This act of coquettishness made Jiang Hao feel very happy.

"Alright then! Sit in the back!"

"Help me!" Murong Yu was short and couldn't get up.

"You have so much to do!"

Jiang Hao lifted him onto the motorcycle with one hand with a look of disgust.

Qin Wanyan also sat on it with a smile.

“This position is very comfortable!”

Qin Wanyan expressed her satisfaction.

Jiang Hao looked down, and from this novel angle, his wife really looked like a baby!

"Hurry up! Everyone's leaving!"

Qin Wanyan looked up at Jiang Hao.

Jiang Hao felt even better.

"Okay, baby, please fasten your seatbelts, we're about to go!"

Murong Yu behind him heard Jiang Hao's clip sound, rolled his eyes, and imitated him: "Baby, please fasten your seat belt, we are leaving~"

"Murong Yu, if you want me to throw you down halfway, then keep going!"

Completely different from the gentleness he used when speaking to Qin Wanyan, Jiang Hao's tone told Murong Yu that he would not only abandon him halfway, but also hang him directly on the tree.

Murong Yu shut up.

"Everyone, be careful! The roads along the way are difficult to drive on! And the navigation doesn't work here! Good luck!"

Everyone’s thinking: MMP! Why didn’t you say so earlier?

Facts have proven that people who are products of modern civilization really have no sense of direction.

The driving was pretty good, but once we entered the woods, it was completely dark.

"Brother, do you have a bad sense of direction?" Murong Yu, who was sitting behind him, always felt that something was wrong. He had seen the same tree three times!

"Hey, you know? Then I won't hide it from you! Normally, I rely on navigation when I go out, but now that it doesn't work, I'm like a blind man!"

Jiang Hao didn't seem annoyed at all, and looked relaxed.

"I knew it! You can't believe adults' nonsense! I'll drive, you sit in the back!"

"Hey, can you ride with your short legs?"

"Then you drive and I'll direct!"

"You're not going to lead us into a ditch, are you?"

"You're kidding! Even if you get yourself lost, I won't get lost!" Murong Yu thought about it, but still didn't trust Jiang Hao. She turned around and asked Qin Wanyan, "Sister, can you drive a motorcycle? How about you drive it?"

Qin Wanyan thought about it and said, "Well, sure!"