After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Jiang Hao was replaced inexplicably...

His wife and Murong Yu were riding a bike, one leading the way, and he was just sitting in the side seat as an idler.

Even the cameraman looked at him strangely.

What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man who lives off women?

Cameraman: I’ve seen people who live off gigolos, but I’ve never seen anyone do it so self-assuredly!

As it turned out, driving became much smoother after someone else showed me the way.

But the fact is that if a woman is in control of the steering wheel, no matter how familiar you are with the road, you will still go astray!

"Wow! There seem to be wild fruits there!"

"Wife, drive over there and I'll pick it for you!"

Murong Yu: No, are you two going to grab food or go on an autumn outing? You're not leaving now?

"Xiaoyu, come here quickly! These fruits are so big! Come and help me see if I can eat them!"

"Okay, come right away!"

After Murong Yu answered, he was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

Understand Jiang Hao and become Jiang Hao!

"This, this is edible! Don't pick the ones next to it!"

"Ah? This one's not okay? I just picked a few! They're so red and big. Are you sure you can't eat them?"

Qin Wanyan looked regretful.

"cannot!"

"All right……"

Qin Wanyan could only listen to Murong Yu and obediently throw away the inedible food.

"Huh?" Murong Yu exclaimed, and picked out a particularly red and shiny fruit from the fruits discarded by Qin Wanyan.

"What's wrong with this?"

"If I'm not mistaken, this is the medicine that Grandma Feng has been looking for. You'd better take it back and show it to her. I'm not sure!"

Murong Yu has been reading medical books since he was a child. His ability to identify medicinal herbs is not 100% perfect, but he is almost always right.

So Qin Wanyan decided to listen to him and put the fruit into a bag.

The two adults and one child got back into the car and continued driving forward.

Halfway through the journey, they unexpectedly picked up Zheng Yingjun and the other three.

"Damn it, Haozi, I thought you were ahead of us! I didn't expect you to be worse than me, hahahaha!"

Finally he beat Jiang Hao, Zheng Yingjun was so proud!

"If you laugh again, we won't take you out!"

The laughter stopped suddenly...

Zheng Yingjun didn't want to wander around in this forest anymore.

He silently retreated behind them and drove after them.

After following for a while, Zheng Yingjun realized something was wrong.

"Hey? Haozi! Why is Xiaoyu showing the way? Will this kid lead us astray?"

Murong Yu said silently: "If I hadn't led the way, I'm afraid we would have been in the ditch long ago!"

Qin Wanyan explained with a smile: "Don't worry, Xiaoyu is very capable! She will definitely make sure you have food to eat!"

Zheng Yingjun touched his nose and said, "Good guy, your wife drives the car and you let a child find the way. Haozi, you are really promising!"

"I am a winner in life! And it's a life that no one else can replicate!"

"Tsk! I'm not envious! I'm not envious at all!"

"Why are you so hypocritical? You're such a tough-talking man!" Jiang Hao said to Xiaoyu with a smile, "Xiaoyu, when you have money in the future, what kind of man do you want to find?"

"When I have money..." Xiaoyu's eyes sparkled. "When I have money, I will find a man who will listen to me in everything! I will be responsible for earning money to support the family, and he will be responsible for making me happy! Just like Sister Wanyan!"

Xiaoyu's eyes were full of admiration for Qin Wanyan.

Qin Wanyan assigned her to the R&D department. She has been studying recently, working offline when she has time and online when she doesn't. After continuous learning, she has seen more and more affairs.

It can be said that Qin Wanyan opened the door to a new world for her, allowing her to no longer be limited to making money, but to pursue a broader life.

"Wife, look at you, you've turned Xiaoyu into a second you! My goal is to find someone who's a gigolo like me!"

Jiang Hao spoke the last sentence very loudly, as if he was saying it on purpose for Zheng Yingjun to hear.

Zheng Yingjun was completely stunned, looking at Jiang Hao with a speechless expression.

Is it that God destined him to be a gigolo?

For Xiaoyu, he must become the person she likes!

"Don't worry, Xiaoyu, I'm a gigolo!"

Xiaoyu: ???

"Jung Young-jun, your knees are so weak!"

Jiang Hao teased mercilessly.

"That's right, as a man, you have to change your size wherever you want!"

Jiang Hao gave him a thumbs up.

Once you find the right direction, the journey will be much smoother.

"Hiss, the ground is so bumpy! I really want someone to fill it up!"

Jiang Hao casually threw out the stone that had crashed into the truck bed.

This truck bed is comfortable, but the chassis is too low and easily attacked by stones!

"Why are you so squeamish? Look at me. I've been driving for an hour and I'm not even tired! That's what a real man does!"

"How about I help you drive and you sit here?"

"No! I like being tired!"

Just kidding, the car is shaking now, so Xiaoyu can lean on him.

He could feel Xiaoyu's blushing face even through her clothes!

Would he give such a good opportunity to someone else?

He is not stupid!

Jiang Hao didn't expose him, but just picked small wild fruits from the bushes nearby to attack him from time to time.

"Damn it! Jiang Hao, you bastard!"

Zheng Yingjun also started picking fruits to fight back.

"Ouch! Handsome uncle! You hit me! Can you do this?"

Murong Yu covered the back of his head, picked up a handful of wild fruits nearby, turned around and threw them at Zheng Yingjun.

"Ouch! Why are you so angry, kid? I didn't mean to hit you! It was just an accidental injury! Ouch, stop throwing it!"

Murong Yu and Jiang Hao joined forces and began to attack Zheng Yingjun together.

"Hiss, you two! Calling for backup! Andy, you should hit them too! Pick the bigger ones! And help me restock my ammunition!"

Andy, who was standing by, had been eager to try it out. After hearing what Zheng Yingjun said, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and got to work.

There are no fathers and sons on the playing field, not to mention that they are just friends!

The two were driving and fighting at the same time, and the photographer on the side suffered a lot. His body was covered with red and purple spots, which was the color of the wild fruit.

The other groups that were lost came over following the sound.

Seeing them fighting, I just joined in without thinking. For a moment, the scene was extremely chaotic.

In the end, the director waited at the finish line for a long time but didn't see any group of people coming, so he had to go to the woods to pick them up in person.

As he got close, a fruit came towards him and hit him between the eyebrows.

"Hahaha! Director, I'm sorry! This was an accident! Haha!"

“Who started it?”

Everyone retreated together, and in the end only Jiang Hao was left standing at the front.

"I knew it was you!"

The director was angry and helpless.

What do you say? Jiang Hao is the financial sponsor!

What's wrong with the sponsor wanting to play a game?

He doesn't have the temper of a spoiled brat, he just wants to play a game, what's wrong with that?

After some self-consolation, the director forced a smile.