After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Young man! Early to bed and early to rise makes for a healthy body!" the director said with good intentions. "Now that you're up, there's no reason to take a nap! But!"

"Director, why do I get so nervous when you say 'but'?"

Zheng Yingjun really wanted to wake Jiang Hao up, otherwise this director would fuck them to death!

Someone who is rehearsing a program gets up at six o'clock. The first thing he does when he gets up is not to cook, but to go to the fields to dig potatoes.

They were dug until they were dizzy, and then they were allowed to come back for dinner.

There's no such thing as ready-made food! You have to make it yourself to align with the program's principle of self-reliance!

Among the adults, except Xiaoyu who can cook, the others can only make trouble.

Big and small are making trouble together!

Either the pot exploded or the stove was overturned.

Or maybe the child put sugar in it instead of salt.

They finally made a meal that was edible, and just finished eating, without even catching their breath, when the mean director started ordering them to work again.

Is the show about feelings really called "My Day as an Oxen and Horse"?

"Just put your hearts back in your stomachs! This is not work!"

"Not working? Would you be so kind as to take us out to play?"

Why doesn’t Zheng Yingjun believe it?

"Of course! Look, it's almost ten o'clock now. It's time for Jiang Shao and the others to get up. Have a quick breakfast, play a little, and wake up! How perfect!"

Zheng Yingjun: ...

Director, can you lick it more obviously?

No, he wants revenge on society!

He was going to wake up that brat Jiang Hao!

Unfortunately, when Zheng Yingjun rushed into the yard with murderous intent, Jiang Hao was already making breakfast.

"Holy crap! Where did the hand-pulled pancake come from? And there's even fried dough sticks? Noodles... Shit! You're actually secretly cooking at home!"

He was about to cry when he thought about the terrible things they had eaten in the morning.

Without asking, he picked up a bowl of noodles and started to eat it.

"Mmm, yummy, yummy! You didn't even call me for something so delicious! Are you kidding, buddy?"

"Even if I didn't call you, you would still come here because of the smell."

Jiang Hao helplessly cooked another portion.

It’s time to wake up my wife. I just finished making breakfast when Zheng Yingjun woke me up!

"You have no idea, we have such a miserable life! At daybreak, the director asked us to dig potatoes! Look at my nails! They're all black! I'm not clean anymore!"

"I know!" Jiang Hao didn't look surprised at all.

"What? You know? You're awake?"

"Of course! I even deliberately created some noise... to make the director misunderstand!"

Jiang Hao grinned evilly.

"I... Damn it! Haozi, you are so shameless! How can you still do this? Damn it, I will do the same thing next time!"

"You? Difficult!"

"Please explain clearly, why can you do it but I can't?"

Jiang Hao laughed: "Because I have a wife, and you're single! If you make that kind of noise... the director will just think you're... understand?"

Zheng Yingjun's face turned dark in an instant.

"But... you could pretend to have... gastroenteritis, vomiting and diarrhea or something! The production team shouldn't let you go on stage while sick!"

"It makes sense!"

"But are you sure you want to do this? Are you joining the show just to enjoy yourself?"

Jiang Hao asked a soul-searching question.

"No... I want to have a chance with Xiaoyu..."

"That's all! Let me ask you, when you were working, were you close to Xiaoyu? Did you touch her hand?"

Zheng Yingjun couldn't help blushing when he thought of the two of them digging potatoes in the field side by side in the morning, and Xiaoyu teaching him how to do farm work step by step.

"Yeah!" He nodded, "I found it!"

"Isn't the director creating opportunities for you? Is Xiaoyu willing to let you help her now? When cooking, you wash and cut the vegetables while I cook. Isn't it beautiful? Eating the food you two cooked together, does it feel like married life?"

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

Zheng Yingjun's eyes became brighter and brighter.

"That's right! Being tired is just an appearance! If Xiaoyu saw how hardworking and motivated you are, she would definitely look at you differently!"

Zheng Yingjun was stunned by what Jiang Hao said, and walked out of the yard happily.

Done! Finally tricked that big fool Zheng Yingjun out!

Otherwise, what he did in the morning would not be enough for him to cause trouble alone!

In order to prevent Zheng Yingjun from making a surprise attack, he hurried upstairs with breakfast.

I pushed the door open and entered the bedroom, and the warm sunlight had already illuminated half of the bed.

Maybe because it was a bit hot, Qin Wanyan had already slept in the cool area. The blanket only loosely covered her lower belly, and her long legs were so white and tender that it was almost life-threatening.

Jiang Hao quickly took out pants from the suitcase and gave them to her to change into.

"Honey, loosen up a little so I can put your pants on! They're too tight and I can't pull them up!"

"Well……"

Qin Wanyan had only slept for a short while and could barely open her eyes when she heard Jiang Hao mumbling something. She kicked her feet in protest.

"Hiss, honey, please stop kicking! This concerns your happiness!"

He put the breakfast on the bedside table with one hand and controlled Qin Wanyan's legs with the other hand.

After freeing one hand, he pinched and pulled the pants to help Qin Wanyan put them on.

"The weather is good today, let's wear a T-shirt!"

Jiang Hao muttered to himself as he pulled out a pink T-shirt with a pig pattern from his suitcase.

"Yeah, that's cute! But how do I put it on her?"

Jiang Hao gestured and thought it would be easier to put on the body if he stood up.

So he spread his legs, knelt on both sides of Qin Wanyan, put his hands through Qin Wanyan's armpits, and lifted her up.

Then he took off Qin Wanyan's pajamas and put on her T-shirt smoothly.

Then take the long and messy hair out of the clothes and put it behind your back.

Despite such a loud commotion, Qin Wanyan didn't even open her eyelids.

"Piggy! Piggy wake up!"

no response!

"Piggy! Breakfast is here!"

Qin Wanyan's eyes opened suddenly.

"Huh? Is it time to eat?"

"Yes! Honey, get up and have breakfast!"

Qin Wanyan was confused for a while, yawned, and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes before she became more sober.

"what time is it?"

"Ten o'clock!"

"What? Ten o'clock? Then we're late? Where's Xiaoyu?"

"Xiaoyu and Xiaoyu are together! If we're late, then we're late! If the director doesn't rush us, we'll take our time! Eat breakfast first!"

Jiang Hao brought a cup of soy milk, inserted a straw and handed it to her mouth.

"Come on, drink!"

"Ugh~ No! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

"It's okay! Drink first and then brush your teeth! I don't dislike you!"

"No, no! I'm getting up!"

Having said that, Qin Wanyan covered her mouth and ran into the bathroom.

Jiang Hao looked helpless.

My wife is so cute!

"what!"

A scream came from the bathroom.