Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong: Don’t you have any idea what you are thinking?

Old woman: He is so handsome, yet he comes knocking on my door wet, isn’t he just trying to seduce me?

At least I was a beauty in the village when I was young.

Wukong turned over and rode the somersault cloud straight to Jieyang Mountain.

Except for Bajie who was lying on the bed crying out in pain, Tang Shan, Sha Seng and Bai Longma were sitting face to face with the old woman.

The old woman's eyes kept glancing at several people, and Tang Shan caught her stealing glances at their bodies several times.

For a moment, the atmosphere was quiet and a little awkward.

Tang Shan swallowed nervously and wanted to go out for a walk to get some fresh air.

Xiaobai whispered in her ear, "Master, I think it would be more appropriate for me to turn back into a horse."

The subtext is that as long as he turns back into a horse, he will no longer be harassed by the old woman's malicious gazes.

More importantly, he decided not to transform into a human from now on until he left the territory of the Western Liang Kingdom of Women.

After all, he is the best-looking one in the whole team except for the master.

What's more, they even like the Second Brother, so their situation is really dangerous.

Tang Shan sighed softly. Even the innocent and pure Xiaobai knew the difficulties they would face next.

"Xiaobai, listen to my advice."

"Master, please speak."

"Do you think there's a possibility that all the horses in the Kingdom of Women are also female?"

Bai Malong:? !!!

At this time, the old woman approached a few people under the pretext of serving tea.

"The house is simple and the tea is coarse. I hope you won't mind."

As she said this, she walked towards Tang Shan shyly, holding a cup of tea.

Tang Shan kept her eyes on her. Would she pretend to trip over something and fall into my arms?

Sure enough, with a cry of "Ouch", a perfect and precise action of throwing oneself into the arms came naturally.

Tang Shan was quick to move and pushed the table in front of her. Due to the interaction of forces, the chair fell backwards.

Then Tang Shan hooked her toes on the wood under the table, with her perfect long legs and super core strength.

Her upper body leaning on the chair and her long legs formed a golden sixty-degree angle.

At the moment the chair fell backwards, the old woman fell on Sha Seng, who was still confused on the other side.

Everything happened at lightning speed. Except for Tang Shan, the others were all dumbfounded.

As the body tilted, the robe slid to the side of the waist, revealing the thin white silk trousers underneath.

There is not a trace of fat around his waist, and because of the force he exerts, his abdominal muscles are particularly obvious at this moment.

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and curled the corners of her mouth slightly.

There's really no place for my damn charm.

The White Dragon Horse pointed at Tang Shan and stammered, "Master, you, you..."

So handsome!

If you appear in the Kingdom of Women like this, those women will eat you alive.

"clatter!"

Sha Seng looked down and saw a drop of blood from the old woman's nose dripping onto his hand.

When he raised his eyes, the old woman was staring at him with her mouth wide open.

The distance between their faces was only a few dozen centimeters, and Sha Seng could clearly see the few teeth she had left, among which the lone front tooth had a piece of vegetable leaf stuck on it.

At this moment, she was blinking desperately at Sha Seng, and there was an unknown yellow crystalline object at the corner of her eyes.

Tang Shan had already hidden on the other side of the table with the White Dragon Horse. She pretended to look elsewhere, but her eyes never left Sha Seng.

Tang Shan: Lao Sha, brave people enjoy the world first, come on!

White Dragon Horse: Third brother, you better resist quickly, otherwise I will have to collect money to give you as a contribution.

At this moment, several plans flashed through Sha Seng's mind.

1: Push the old woman to the ground, yell at her, "hooligan," and then leave in shame.

But this method has risks. The old lady is old, her machines are broken, and her bones are brittle. What if she deliberately scams me and blames me for the rest of my life?

2: Slap yourself, pretend to be a moron, and run away quickly.

three……

Finally, under the expectant gazes of several people, Sha Seng's face flushed red, and he could only utter, "Auntie, please respect yourself."

On this side, Wukong had just arrived at Poer Cave in Jieyang Mountain.

There was a courtyard in the shade of the mountain, and the sound of dogs barking could be heard from it.

Looking closely, I saw an old Taoist meditating in the grass, looking quite like a hermit.

Smelling the wind, the Taoist raised his eyes and saw Sun Wukong staring at him not far away.

The monkey with the hairy face probably came here by mistake.

"What?"

"Huh?" Goku took a step forward, scratching his head.

Am I right?

Why did what he just said sound so much like the foreign languages ​​that Master usually teaches?

Who? Where? What?

This is simple. Let me try and see if what the master taught me is useful.

“kongSun, big tang, want water.”

Wukong was afraid that his pronunciation was not standard, so he used his hands to demonstrate the action of drinking water.

A gust of wind blew, and the leaves fell down.

One didn't guess that he could understand, and the other didn't expect that he would answer.

The scene became quiet for a moment.

The Taoist only knows these three words, and Ruyi Zhenxian said that he learned them from the neighboring country in order to reach a strategic cooperation on Luotaiquan and entertain friends from the neighboring country.

What should I do? This is an alien monkey. What should I say next?

“you,wait wait,no ,no”

The Taoist priest finally used two fingers to indicate the action of walking.

Goku: "Huh? Oh oh, uh-huh."

The two people reached their first communication tacitly.

The Taoist priest was the eldest disciple of Ruyi Zhenxian. He hurried back to the house to ask his master for instructions.

"Master, there's a monkey outside, speaking a foreign language."

Do you want to catch him and make him a guard? Then you don’t have to guard the Luotai Spring every day and can’t go anywhere.

Ruyi Zhenxian: "Did he say what he was shouting?"

The Taoist priest stammered and said that it was over. He couldn't remember how to pronounce those two words.

"Useless thing, I'll go on my own."

Ruyi Zhenxian and Sun Wukong finally met.

"what's your name?"

Wukong: Finally, someone who can speak has arrived.

"I, Sun Wukong, will always be known as the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Ruyi Zhenxian: It can’t be such a coincidence, isn’t it true that enemies often meet?

"Are you sure you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong?"

Ask clearly before calling to avoid calling the wrong person.

Wukong thought he had met a young Taoist priest who admired his great achievements, so he immediately took out the golden cudgel from his ear.

He swung his staff handsomely in the air a few times, "Old man, this thing can't be faked."

Ruyi Zhenxian clapped his hands, "Great, great, this is wonderful, it really is you, Sun Wukong!"

It was effortless to get it, the enemy came to your door.

Wukong felt quite gritted teeth when listening to his words. Isn't that right?

I have never met him before, and this is the first time we met today.

Ruyi Zhenxian opened his palm and said, "Give me my Ruyi Hook!"

You dead monkey, I'll hook your little cotton-padded jacket into holes to avenge my nephew.

Wukong: This is outrageous. Do I have to use a hook to get spring water?