Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The old woman's dry and wrinkled face turned red, and her expression at this moment was very much like the shyness of a young girl.

She quickly raised her hand to wipe the blood from her nose, thank goodness it wasn't a dream.

The man opposite can speak!

"You, you guys"

The old woman deliberately raised her voice, trying to show off her charm as much as possible.

Wukong: "Donor, we are from the Tang Dynasty in the East"

She interrupted: "Don't say anything, just come in."

No matter where you come from, come in first and talk, don't let other people see us hehehe...

Wukong and his companions were stunned. The people in this place were really hospitable.

Tang Shan: Haha, haha, hahaha…

The house is not big, but it is tidy. It seems that the old woman lives there alone.

Tang Shan: It’s over. I’m still an empty-nest elderly person. I must be so lacking in love…

After finally changing her clothes, the old woman's face was even redder than before.

She sat upright in the chair, her fingers spinning in circles, seeming hesitant and conflicted.

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and turned her gaze to the outside of the room where she had just changed clothes.

Sure enough, there was a small hole outside the room, big enough for an eye.

It goes without saying why the old woman blushed.

At this moment, Bajie suddenly covered his stomach and started crying out in pain.

"Master, my stomach hurts!"

He felt like the skin fibers all over his stomach were being torn apart.

My belly, which was not small to begin with, became even bigger.

Wukong: "That idiot must have been eating something secretly without telling us."

Sha Seng didn't take it seriously, "Second Brother, you've made too much of a joke."

No matter how much you want to attract the master's attention, you can't pretend to be sick.

Bajie was so pale from the stomachache. Damn it, it’s just that no one believed him when he was pretending.

It really hurts but no one cares.

I am a cabbage rotting in the ground with no one caring for me and no one loving me. Oh, I can’t take it anymore, it hurts!

Tang Shan immediately realized that the water in the Zimu River was surging.

I never thought that I would be able to see a man give birth to a child in my lifetime.

She hurriedly helped Bajie up and sat him on a chair. She saw cold sweat on his forehead and there seemed to be pieces of blood and flesh wriggling on his belly.

Oh, how scary...

The old woman covered her mouth and let out an "ah".

"You drank the water from the Zimu River!"

Wukong and his companions: "Mother and Child River?"

Old woman: No wonder they are all wet, they must have fallen into the river accidentally.

"This is the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang, and the entire country is inhabited by women."

"When a woman turns 20 and wants to have a child, she should go to the Zimu River and drink the water. She will then experience abdominal pain and become pregnant."

"Ah!" Bajie slipped to the ground.

"I, I'm a boy, how can I have a baby?"

What a sin! I was reborn as a pig by mistake.

He had never been served on the table in his life, nor had he been taken to mate with a sow (his owner thought he was ugly).

After so much effort following my master to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures and achieving enlightenment, I ended up becoming a boar that gave birth to piglets!

There are so many shameful things in the world, but I happened to encounter the most humiliating one.

The old woman nodded regretfully. It was a pity, but fortunately the handsome guy was fine.

"Don't stop me. I've lost all hope in life and am completely devastated."

Emmm...

Tang Shan let out a soft "Ah", and no one at the scene stopped Bajie from committing suicide.

Perhaps, even Sha Seng knows that Bajie's histrionic personality is everywhere.

Bajie: I can’t stay in this team for even one more day.

A gentle threat from Guanyin: Then go back and continue to be a pig, and you will never be able to turn over a new leaf.

Bajie: I feel like I can stay a little longer.

No one paid any attention to me, and I felt an unbearable pain in my stomach again.

Unable to bear it any longer, Bajie picked up the rake, trying to scare the old woman into telling him if she had any solution.

Then, "Oh, why did you bring me a gift? It just so happens that spring is coming, and I need to till the land at home and plant some fruits and vegetables."

"Where did you buy this rake? It's so shiny and bright. You can tell it's made of genuine materials and high quality."

Wukong was leaning against the wall and counting his monkey hairs as if it had nothing to do with him. If Bajie gave birth to piglets, what would he call me?

Seeing that Bajie's face had turned ashen, Sha Seng couldn't bear it and helped him to the side.

"Second Brother, don't be anxious. As the saying goes, there's always a way out. Things will work themselves out when the time comes. You need to be optimistic."

Bajie stared at Sha Seng in disbelief, what have I become of me now?

Which man can remain calm when faced with such a thing?

Just because you are pregnant doesn’t mean you should advise others to be indifferent.

What's the point of saying "there's light at the end of the tunnel" or "the boat has reached the bridge"? It's just that you give birth to one baby after another, and the baby will give birth naturally when it grows up.

The old woman thought that a pregnant man was inconvenient after all, and if they could get the abortion water, she could make a fortune.

It has to be said that every resident of this country of women has a head for gold.

"Three thousand miles from here, there is a mountain called Jieyang. Inside is a Broken Cave. In the cave is a spring called Abortion Spring. Drinking from it will cause an abortion immediately."

Bajie begged, "Brother Monkey, my dear brother, please help your good fellow apprentice. It hurts so much."

Wukong saw that he was sweating profusely and it didn't seem fake.

"Don't yell, I'll go right away so you don't get delayed."

Wukong was a man of tough words but soft heart, so he immediately walked out of the door to Jieyang Mountain.

"Wait a minute," the old woman held out her hand to stop him. "That shabby cave is now occupied by a Ruyi Zhenxian Immortal who has renamed it the Juxian Temple. If you don't give me offerings, I won't give you a drop of water."

Wukong hates evil like an enemy. The Luotai Spring was a creation of heaven and earth, so how could he allow a Taoist who claimed to be a true immortal to use it to make money?

"Don't even mention Ruyi Zhenxian. Even if the Jade Emperor comes, I can still get the spring water."

Bajie: "Brother, don't delay any longer, go quickly."

He was rolling around holding his stomach. If he was any later, the baby would be born.

Wukong jokingly said, "Just take good care of your pregnancy first, and don't give birth to a worthless piglet."

Bajie was so desperate: "Brother Monkey, if I really give birth to a child, I will hold him in my arms and tell everyone he is your child."

Anyway, I have lost face. The worst that can happen is that we die together and go our separate ways.

Wukong, who was under a fatal threat, said: Huh? And this wave of cool moves?

Tang Shan, Sha Seng and Bai Longma were trying so hard to hold back their laughter that they almost got eight-pack abs.

Old woman: You city people really know how to have fun.

"Lao Sha Xiao Bai, take good care of Master. I'll be back soon."

Wukong stared at the old woman, but spoke to his fellow apprentice.

The old woman raised her voice and said, "Why, are you afraid that a half-old woman like me will attack your master?"