Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan roared in her heart, "System! System, help me!"

System on vacation: This river can only reach the host's neck at most, so he won't drown.

So it simply continued to sleep without saying a word.

As the water level increased, the boatman's face showed a strange smile of success.

When all these men are pregnant, I will tie them up and take them home.

This is a priceless treasure in the Kingdom of Women. Men are much more precious than money and other things.

When I’ve enjoyed myself enough, I’ll open a men’s brothel and name it Flirtatious Little Duck.

Hehe, the richest man in Xiliang will definitely be mine.

I no longer have to row the boat here in the wind and sun.

It turned out that the boatman saw several men trying to cross the river from a distance, and she immediately came up with an idea. She picked up a sharp tool and drilled a small hole in the bottom of the boat.

Sacrificing a shabby little boat in exchange for five grown men is a sure win deal.

Tang Shan has always been the one who robbed others of their gold, but now she is being targeted by another money-grubber.

Oh, there is a sense of retribution from karma.

Wukong didn't know the secret of the water here, but he hated water the most.

He immediately picked up Tang Shan and Lao Sha in one hand and flew to the shore.

The white dragon horse turned into a little white dragon and followed closely behind.

"Hey~ Monkey Brother, Master, Xiaobai, please give me a ride!"

At this time, the water had reached Bajie's thighs.

Tang Shan shouted at him in mid-air: "Bajie, shut up."

If you open your mouth wide and shout loudly, the water will accidentally splash into your mouth.

The unsuspecting Bajie: It’s fine if you don’t take me with you, but you also have to shut up when I call for help?

So I should just keep my lips shut and sit quietly like a handsome man in a sinking ship!

The boatman was horrified when she saw that several people on the boat could fly and turn into dragons.

It’s over. For the first time in my life, when I had the idea of ​​stealing, I encountered a few monsters.

At this moment, she was terrified and looked at Zhu Bajie, who was completely desperate.

Oh no! There's a monster on the boat!

The boatman used up all her courage and acting skills.

She first forced herself to put on a smile on her stiff face that was uglier than crying.

Then she quietly moved her big feet, which were wearing cloth shoes of unknown size, towards the side of the boat.

At this moment, she must be very glad that she has a pair of big feet.

Even though she had just complained to her neighbor yesterday that her feet were too big and she had to pay extra for shoes.

"Pfft!"

The boatman found the right opportunity and dived into the river. In the blink of an eye, she disappeared.

Tang Shan: With this speed, it would be a waste not to join the swimming team.

Bajie: "Hey, boatman, don't you want the boat anymore?"

Is it really that serious? Is she being treated so unfairly just because she is on the same ship with me?

Bajie took out a small mirror from his sleeve, with a Sailor Moon pattern on the back.

"Although I am not as handsome as Master, I am not ugly at all."

Tang Shan: If I take out the magic mirror, how will you respond?

When the few people returned to the shore, they discovered that the river looked deep but was actually shallow.

At this time, the water reached Bajie's chest, and he simply started to struggle violently.

I just don’t believe that my master will ignore me if I pretend to drown.

"Help~Help~"

In order to make his performance more realistic, he even gulped down a few mouthfuls of water.

Tang Shan on the shore: "Xiaobai, you didn't drink the water from the river when you turned into a dragon, did you?"

My dear little puppy can’t have a baby in her belly.

Seeing his master so worried about him, the White Dragon Horse quickly replied, "Don't worry, master, there's not a single drop."

Although he himself is not sure.

Tang Shan suddenly had an idea: if she could bring the water from the Zimu River back to the modern era, wouldn't she become an expert in treating infertility?

If anyone can't get pregnant, give her a mouthful of river water. If that doesn't work, give her two mouthfuls.

Oh my god, when everyone sees me, they will have to call me Tang Shengshou!

System: You even found such a remote track...

Wukong was twisting his own and his master's clothes.

Sha Seng looked towards Bajie with a look of pity, "Master, are we really going to ignore Second Brother?"

It's really pitiful to see him acting so hard.

Tang Shan: "Tell him to stop struggling and just sink to the bottom."

After hearing Sha Seng's original words, Bajie had no time to struggle.

He stood up with his hands on his hips, "Master, you're going too far!"

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Bajie finally noticed that his feet had touched the river bottom, and the water was only up to his collarbone.

Now the question was how could he swim or walk back to shore without embarrassment?

Bajie was soaked all over, with an expression of grievance on his face.

It looks like someone really wants to beat him up again.

Of course, Tang Shan was just thinking, why would she hit her apprentice?

At this time, everyone in the group was more or less wet.

Wukong saw a house not far away with smoke rising from the chimney, and suggested going there to beg for food and change clothes.

Tang Shan looked down at herself. Beneath her wet cassock were her well-defined pectoral muscles and mermaid line.

Look at his disciples again. Although they are not as beautiful as himself, they are men after all.

In the territory of the Kingdom of Women, five strong men suddenly showed up at the door, and they were wet and tempting.

Which housewife can withstand this?

Seeing Tang Shan's troubled expression, Bai Longma asked, "Master, did you catch a cold from the water?"

As he said this, he was about to touch Tang Shan's forehead.

Tang Shan, who has never been interested in anything but gold, said: I'm not made of paper, so there's no need to be too considerate to me, my baby.

Now everything was fine, but then the White Dragon Horse's cold palm came over.

Tang Shan suddenly felt as if her face was attacked by ice.

It is still early spring and the temperature is still relatively cold.

She shuddered unexpectedly, and then "Ah~"

Shui Lingling is happy to get a cold Shan.

The White Dragon Horse said proudly, "See, I told you that Master was cold."

Sha Monk: "Master, please change into dry clothes quickly."

Tang Shan pushed and shoved, desperately refusing: "No, Master, I don't want you to change clothes in public!"

Let me freeze to death.

I'm still a girl deep down in my soul, okay!

There was no other way, so Wukong and his companions hurriedly protected Tang Shan and brought her to the residence of that family.

Standing in front of the wooden door, Tang Shan felt hopeless: I finally ended up in this den of wolves.

"Knock knock knock, is anyone there?"

The movement inside stopped abruptly, and the sound of rustling footsteps was heard.

"Zhiya" (door opens)

An old woman over fifty years old was completely shocked by the scene before her.

Wow~ Oh my God, is it the ancestors who appeared?

A group of men suddenly appeared at my door and stared at me without blinking.

They are all wet, are they wet or do they want to lose their virginity?

No matter which one, I can handle it!

It’s over. The little heart that had been silent for many years began to beat violently.

I didn’t expect that when I was young, I didn’t have the chance to encounter bad love affairs, but when I got old, I could meet a basket of them, and among them there was even a top-notch one!

I am about to fall in love...

From the perspective of Tang Shan and his apprentice: The old woman hasn't said a word since she opened the door, and her eyes, which weren't innocent at all, kept lingering on the few people.

"Hey, you're bleeding from the nose!"