Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The Jindou Mountain was in darkness, and even the entrance to the former Jindou Cave was sealed.

It seems that after Tang Seng experienced this difficulty, these things no longer had any need to exist.

Perhaps Taishang Laojun deliberately erased the dark history of his mount being a demon king.

"Brother, my brother is late!"

Zhen Yuanzi plunged his sword into the ground, tears in his eyes.

No matter how fast you rush, a sword that has been sharpened all night without sleep is of no use.

If he had known this earlier, he wouldn't have done it.

The two dozing fairy children complained in their hearts: There are so many magic tools, but you insist on sharpening this rusty one. By the time you finish sharpening it, the daylily will be cold.

Qingfeng: "Master, don't be sad. This life's Tang Monk is gone. Let's go back and wait for the next one."

Mingyue: "That's right, a few decades pass in the blink of an eye. Be good, I'll go back and pick you a big ginseng fruit, and you can eat it while you wait for Tang Sanzang."

Zhen Yuanzi finally woke up from his dream and said, "You are right. Let's go home and wait."

Qingfeng and Mingyue looked at each other happily, thinking that they could finally sleep this time.

Zhen Yuanzi: "You two must take good care of this sword every day from now on. This incident must never happen again."

Qingfeng Mingyue's smile froze on her face. She usually had to plow the fields, grow vegetables, weed, water, wash clothes, cook, and grow ginseng fruit.

Now we have to guard the sword. Are we two really "sword" people?

Hei Xin Ban Zhen Yuanzi: Do you think I can give my ginseng fruit to others so easily?

If you were immortal, you could always be my free labor.

The Tushita Palace on this side is extremely lively.

Tang Shan and Taishang Laojun are bargaining.

"Your Niu Niu said he wants to join me in the Journey to the West. What do you think?"

Upon hearing this, Taishang Laojun glared at Qingniu angrily, saying that they were all traitors.

This is true for the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, and even the Green Ox.

At this moment, Jinjiao and Yinjiao were still facing the wall on the cliff.

Because they were too bored, the two brothers even competed to see who could pull weeds faster.

Of course, that is not an ordinary grass. It is a magical grass specially planted by Taishang Laojun for making elixirs.

Some of them had just emerged when the two brothers plucked them out...

Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and calmed himself down.

"Of course this won't work!"

Not having a mount is a small matter, but if it gets out you’ll be laughed to death.

"I told him so, but he was so adamant that I was in a dilemma."

As she spoke, Tang Shan glanced at Taishang Laojun's treasure bag and gave him a look, letting him understand.

If you have money, everything can be negotiated.

The Green Bull Demon, who was sitting not far away and chatting with Wukong and others, thought that the master was making things difficult for Tang Seng because of this matter.

I thought it was worth it to come down to the mortal world to make a good brother like Tang Sanzang.

Unfortunately, the person you thought was your good brother is trying to sell you for a good price.

In the end, Taishang Laojun agreed to lend the Vajra Bracelet to Tang Shan for the journey to the West, and Qingniu stayed.

At this time, Tang Shan was about to completely conquer Qingniu's heart with her outstanding crying performance skills.

"Awesome, brother, I can't take you away~"

As I spoke, two tears really fell.

Just two drops, not a drop more.

Although Qingniu was disappointed, he thought that his master was a stingy person and had many magic weapons, so how could Zang be his opponent?

Forget it, don’t make things difficult for your brother.

"Zang, just go ahead and have peace of mind. I'm right here. If you encounter any difficulties, remember to come find me."

The Jade Emperor watched from the side as they showed deep affection and affection for each other. If one didn't know, one would think they had known each other for thousands of years.

Long-lasting affection cannot defeat the heavenly attack, woo woo woo...

From then on, the Jindou Mountain disaster came to an end.

Master Tang Shan and his disciples continued their journey westward.

They walked to a small river and saw someone paddling a boat towards them not far away.

Everyone originally thought that the person rowing the boat was a boatman, but it turned out to be a boatswoman dressed as a middle-aged woman.

Bajie jokingly said, "Oh, boatwoman, your husband doesn't come out to work, so you let your wife come out to row the boat."

I don’t know if he has enough strength to carry us across the river, so that the boat won’t capsize.

Tang Shan: "Old Pig, please don't be rude."

This is a working woman in ancient times. It must be so wonderful for her to earn money with her own hands and be independent.

Bajie turned around and muttered to Sha Seng, "Master used to call me Bajie, why did he suddenly call me Old Pig?"

Sha Monk said, "Call me Old Sha and call you Old Pig. Master said that calling us old will highlight his youthfulness."

Bajie...

Is this monk a mustard green in October? Why does it have to be so tender?

No, why doesn’t he call Lao Kong or Lao Bai? Are only Lao Sha and I easy to bully?

The boatman was not angry when he heard Bajie's teasing.

She looked around at the master and apprentices, and said with a warm smile, "Don't worry, everyone. My boat is famous for its speed within a radius of dozens of miles."

She patted her chest and promised: "No hurry, no money!"

This sentence hit the heart of the money-loving Tang Shan, and she said she didn't want any money!

"Come on, come on, everyone, hurry up and get on board."

Tang Shan was sitting on the boat, swaying, with her eyes closed, resting, when suddenly a flash of lightning flashed through her mind.

After passing the Green Bull Demon, the next challenge seems to be, oh no! It’s the Kingdom of Women!

Tang Shan herself is a woman, so she is naturally not afraid of the seduction of the Queen of Women.

But the problem is that in the original book, Tang Seng and Bajie accidentally drank the water from the Zi Mu River and became pregnant.

That's uncomfortable, no!

I am a virgin and have been single for more than 20 years. I absolutely cannot get pregnant!

She trembled and asked the boatman a question, "Excuse me, what is the name of this river?"

"It's the Zimu River."

Tang Shan's heart finally settled down.

No, I have to take precautions quickly.

According to the plot, Bajie said at the right time that he was thirsty and wanted to drink water.

Seeing that the river water was so clear that you could see the bottom, you wanted to stretch out your pig's mouth and take a few sips.

"Don't drink!" Tang Shan quickly reached out to stop him.

"Master, now I don't even have the freedom to drink some river water?"

Tang Shan was very upset. The freedom you want will hurt you badly.

She quickly took out the water she brought from her pocket and handed it over, "Drink this."

Bajie took it with a smile, "Master, you are so particular."

I've walked through so many mountains and rivers, sleeping in the open air, and yet I still mind drinking river water.

However, the plot always has to develop.

At this time, Sha Seng felt his shoes were cold.

He looked down and saw that it was broken! Water was leaking from the bottom of the boat!

The river water continued to pour in through the gaps in the boat's planks.

"Master, this boat is leaking!"

When Sha Seng shouted, everyone realized that the water under the boat was almost as high as a shoe.

Tang Shan: Are you trying to mess with me and Bajie? You’re planning to wipe us all out.

If all five of us drank it, who would find the antidote?

Bajie cursed, "Auntie, didn't you say you could row the boat very fast? But your boat is broken!"

What’s the point of going faster?

The boatman was very calm: "Yes, it's fast, it sinks quickly!"

The master and his disciples heard the answer and said: You are an undercover sent by the goblin.

With his fiery eyes, Wukong saw that the person was 100% human, but why did he say such stupid things?

Roaring Sky Dog, who was far away in heaven, sneezed unexpectedly.

Hehe, could it be that Jade Rabbit misses me?

At this time, the cabin was filled with water.

The boat and the people were sinking at a speed visible to the naked eye.