Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong took the water container from his waist and said, "Here, just fill it up."

"Hehe" Ruyi Zhenxian sneered.

This monkey has a wonderful idea.

If someone wants a bowl of abortion spring, they need to prepare generous gifts and money, and they also have to see my mood before they can get it.

Not to mention the enemy who has nothing in his hands.

He must not be allowed to take the spring water today.

I don’t know who gave Ruyi Zhenxian the courage to think that he could fight against Wukong with just his little hook and a disciple who was there for show.

All I can say is that he undoubtedly truly loves his elder brother, Bull Demon King.

He usually uses the name of Bull Demon King to occupy the spring water, and other little demons dare not act rashly.

I originally thought that he and Bull Demon King had just a superficial brotherhood.

Unexpectedly, he would go to such lengths to avenge Red Boy (Red Boy became Guanyin's disciple because of Tang Monk and was separated from the Bull Demon King and his wife).

Wukong's hand holding the kettle hung in the air for a long time, but Ruyi Zhenxian did not make any move.

"What? Do you think I'm not qualified enough to hold water?"

"No, you're not qualified!"

Ruyi Zhenxian swung the hook and wrapped it around Wukong's hand holding the kettle, then pulled hard, and Wukong fell forward.

He supported himself with one hand and landed steadily with a beautiful backflip.

"Stinky Taoist priest, I have no grudge against you and have never offended you. I have been polite and courteous since I came here and have never offended you in the slightest. Why are you being so arrogant?"

Ruyi Zhenxian exerted force and the hook returned to his hand.

The Ruyi Hook is like an extremely flexible silver snake, with agile speed and tricky angles.

"You haven't offended me, but you have offended someone you shouldn't have offended!"

Ruyi Zhenxian said angrily, that is my most beloved elder brother.

My nephew Red Boy is the only son of Bull Demon King. I held him in my arms when he was young. He was such a cute child.

How come I became Guanyin's last disciple and even have trouble meeting my relatives?

Unsuspecting Wukong: Did I offend someone I shouldn’t have offended?

Tathagata? Jade Emperor? Guanyin, Taishang Laojun...

It's over. I've offended so many people that I really don't know whose fault it is.

"Even a fight needs a reason. Tell me in detail, who did I offend?"

Ruyi Zhenxian: Okay, send the child away, go on your journey to obtain the scriptures with peace of mind, and then forget everything completely.

"Do you remember the Holy Infant King of Haoshan? He is the son of my eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, and my nephew!"

Just tell me whether I should hit you today!

Wukong said "Oh" and suddenly realized, it was Red Boy, who was brought to Guanyin to be the Good Fortune Boy.

Of course, it was Tang Shan's order.

"Isn't this great? Do you think anyone can serve Guanyin?"

Wukong was very puzzled. Red Boy dominated the mountain and became the demon king. He was naughty and bullied the weak all day long. If he continued like this, he would only stray further away from the right path.

My master and I just helped him out, why isn't he grateful to us but instead is chasing us and beating us?

The soul of Ruyi Zhenxian asked: "It's so good, why don't you go there yourself?"

"You think I don't want to? Isn't that what Guanyin doesn't want?"

Wukong replied that life in the Purple Bamboo Forest seemed pretty good.

Just think of it as early retirement.

Ruyi Zhenxian rolled his eyes, "I have nothing to say to you."

It’s better to just start fighting.

Wukong didn't want to get entangled with him any longer, so he ran towards the spring to fetch water.

Ruyi Zhenxian "looked at the hook" and caught Wukong's butt with a hook.

Wukong: If you want to fight, then fight. And why do you choose to go to a place where hooligans are committing crimes?

With a flip of his wrist, he swung the iron rod behind him, and the hook was thrown away and then whooshed back into Ruyi Zhenxian's hand.

This weapon is quite difficult to deal with.

In terms of combat effectiveness, Ruyi Zhenxian is far inferior to Wukong.

So he adopted a roundabout sneak attack strategy. Whenever Wukong tried to catch water, he would throw a hook over.

After I swung my hand, he dodged and didn't fight back. This went on for many rounds.

If I can't beat you, I will wear you out. By the time your master and disciples have all given birth, you won't be able to get the abortion spring water back.

Only one person was affected, Bajie: You have such a vicious heart...

Wukong tried several times but still couldn't get the spring water because he got angry.

He said angrily, "If you have the guts, then fight me squarely. Don't be so cowardly!"

It's been a while since I was out, I don't know how my master is doing.

As soon as Ruyi Zhenxian heard it, he knew that it was a provocation. He didn't care how the process went, as long as he didn't let Wukong get the spring water.

"I don't have the ability, if you do, just keep getting water!"

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. It’s not me giving birth to the baby anyway, so there’s no rush.

Wukong had no choice but to go back first.

As soon as he stopped in front of the house, he heard Bajie complaining hesitantly, "I think that monkey really doesn't want me to be well. He's been gone for so long and hasn't come back."

Wukong's mood, which was already not good, became even worse.

Not only did he work hard but he got no thanks, and was secretly framed by this idiot.

I don’t know how much gossip he had with his master and fellow apprentices behind his back. Fortunately, his master was a sensible person.

He pushed the wooden door open and walked in quickly.

Bajie immediately didn't dare to say a word. Why did he come back just after I said something bad about him?

Sha Seng hurriedly went to greet him, "Big Brother, you are finally back."

He reached out to catch the spring water, but he didn't even know where the kettle was when Wukong was fighting.

Bajie, who always judges others by his own standards, is now getting excited.

He half sat up, holding his stomach.

"Look what I said just now, he just didn't want to give me spring water and even threw away the kettle!"

"If I really give birth, you will be responsible for alimony. I will not take the sutra anymore, and I can't go back to Gao Laozhuang. From now on, I will live with Xiaozhuzi in your Flower Fruit Mountain."

Bajie talked a lot on Baidu, and suddenly he felt that this seemed to be a pretty good idea.

Tang Shan: Even the dogs in Gao Village could hear your calculations.

"Oh? Since you have such an ambition, I, your teacher, should support you."

Tang Shan smiled brightly, "But, who of you two will be responsible for feeding the baby when the time comes?"

The water from the Zimu River can give birth to a child, but it can’t also provide breast milk, right?

Wukong suddenly stopped being angry and said, "It's not wrong if you say so, Old Pig."

Bajie smiled happily: "Brother Monkey, do you agree?"

Since when have you become so talkative?

Tang Shan and Sha Seng the White Dragon Horse also looked at him curiously.

"The Huaguoshan Scenic Area is still lacking a delicious dish called roast suckling pig. What do you think of the raw materials?"

Wukong glanced at Bajie's belly and smiled without saying anything.

Sha Monk: "Hey, big brother, you are too cruel."

The little piglets are so cute, how can you eat them?

Bajie was so scared that he felt his stomach hurt even more, and his weak and helpless little eyes kept looking at Tang Shan.

Wukong squatted on the chair and said, "I'm cruel? I'm not cruel just because I like being a father?"

Sha Seng rubbed his chin and said, "Now that you put it that way, it seems like you have a point."

Wukong decided to deliver another fatal blow.

"If you give birth to a piglet, you'll have to cut open your belly and take it out alive. Do you want to save the big one or the small one?"

Tang Shan added insult to injury: "If mother and child are safe, our Huaguoshan postpartum care center can give you a fracture treatment. Just give a few hundred taels as a token of appreciation."

Bajie...

I am like a lamb to be slaughtered, surrounded by tigers and wolves.