Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Coming towards them was a group of people who were stealing scriptures, led by Wukong.

Right Goalkeeper: The brotherhood we had just now seems so fragile now that we are facing a powerful enemy.

General Zuo huddled in the corner of the pillar with his head down, feeling guilty.

You were the one who told me to hide right away. What do you want to achieve with that hurt expression?

The right goalkeeper stepped forward with gritted teeth.

"Great Sage, you guys"

"Go away!" Wukong waved his hands expressionlessly.

The left general watched helplessly as the right general, like a puppet without a soul, flew away in a semi-arc towards the horizon in an extremely ungraceful posture.

Brutal! It's so brutal!

At this time, Wukong and his companions were looking down at him from above.

"Huh? Why did I suddenly lose my sight?"

The left general stretched out his hands as if groping, then slowly stood up, leaning against the pillar.

Then, without blinking, he moved in the opposite direction of Goku.

"Where is this place? Why is it so dark and there's no one around?"

I screamed madly in my heart: Go away!

Can't we just pretend we can't see each other?

When Sha Seng left, he was still lamenting, "How pitiful! How could he become blind at such a young age?"

"Report! Sun Wukong and his fellow disciples are here again!"

"Cough cough cough" The Jade Emperor, who had just taken a sip of tea, was choked and started coughing violently.

He picked up the silk scarf beside him and wiped his mouth carelessly, "What are they doing here again?"

They really treat heaven as a toilet with no doors. They can come and go as they please.

I just sent two capable fighters to him, and now he's trying to do something weird again.

At this time, the Jade Emperor did not know what happened to Erlang Shen and Li Jing's family in Jindou Mountain.

Because the victim felt extremely embarrassed by the incident, he did not make it public after returning.

Not to mention coming to the Jade Emperor to complain, by then everyone in the Heavenly Palace will know about it.

Wukong and his gang had a bad reputation. They could move freely in their territory and no one dared to stop them.

The Jade Emperor sat in the main seat in the hall, rubbing his brow helplessly.

"Tell me, what happened?"

I'm not your babysitter, why do you bother me no matter what?

I am the Jade Emperor. I have to manage the entire heaven. I am very busy and I make millions of dollars every minute.

Wukong approached the Jade Emperor with a grin on his face, "This is still my master's business."

My master told me to come up and ask more gods to go down, so that we can become bigger and stronger and make a lot of money at one time.

Jade Emperor: Really? You can't even defeat Erlang Shen and Nezha?

Aren't they famous for their bravery, fighting prowess and strength?

Erlang Shen has an extra eye and a dog, it turns out they are just there to eat!

Erlang Shen: If you have the guts, go ahead and see how you beat the goblin with your bare hands.

"Who else do you want to find?"

At this time, Bajie also came up to him with a smile on his face.

"of course"

"Hmm? Did I ask you?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly turned around and looked at Bajie with majesty and dominance, his tone was extremely oppressive.

It’s okay to be a monkey, but how dare you, a demoted soldier, be so arrogant?

Bajie feels wronged, helpless, and confused.

Bajie finally threw himself into Sha Seng's arms and cried.

Of course, the embrace didn't even feel warm for half a second before Lao Sha forcibly pushed it away.

Sha Seng: Don't draw the Jade Emperor's attention! I can't even protect myself right now.

Bajie covered his chest and looked around blankly with hurt eyes.

Changed, they all changed.

It turns out that feelings will disappear...

He was too embarrassed to save face and ran towards the main hall door with a whimper.

The white dragon horse wanted to chase after him, but Wukong shook his head to indicate that it was not necessary.

This pig is usually like this. He will come back after he is done with his tricks.

Bajie, who had already run some distance out of the hall, instantly put on a happy expression.

Hehehe, now I’m the only one there, so I can go to the Moon Palace to find Sister Chang’e.

He didn't want to waste a moment, so he rushed towards Guanghan Palace with all his strength.

At this time, Erlang Shen was heading towards Guanghan Palace holding the bouquet of roses that were no longer fresh.

Since redeeming the weapons would cost a huge sum of money and funds are tight now, I'd better save as much as possible.

Roaring Sky Dog: "Master, you are so stingy that you can never get a girl."

Erlang Shen: "Why are you following me when I'm trying to pick up girls?"

Don’t you know that you will become a huge light bulb?

Xiaotian Dog shook the chicken leg hanging around its neck.

"I'm looking for the Jade Rabbit. We're just on the same path."

Erlang Shen: You are a love-brained dog. The chicken leg you were reluctant to eat turned out to be for the Jade Rabbit.

Don’t come back to me crying when you are cheated of your money or love in the future.

In this way, Erlang Shen and Bajie met at the gate of Guanghan Palace.

"You idiot, why are you here when you're not down there protecting Tang Monk from obtaining Buddhist scriptures?"

"Even hanging yourself requires a break. What's wrong with me doing some personal entertainment during my break?"

Roaring Sky Dog tiptoed through their midst and said, "You guys continue, don't worry about me."

Erlang Shen clenched his fists and tried his best to endure, "Come back here!"

The master is still here, and you are just thinking about picking up girls on your own!

Roaring Sky Dog's limbs stiffened, and its front paws stopped in mid-air.

He hesitated for several seconds between valuing beauty and valuing righteousness before making a decision.

He rushed into Guanghan Palace without looking back, as if he had made up his mind.

"Bang!" He even used his hind paws to close the door after entering.

"Ha, ha ha!" Erlang Shen sneered.

He seemed to have lost all his strength and means in an instant.

This is the lackey who always claims to be loyal to me!

I once jokingly asked Xiaotian Dog, if I and its partner fell into the water at the same time, who would it save?

It vowed that it would save itself first.

Now it seems that the feelings were misplaced after all.

Bajie is also a man of emotion, so how could he not understand the desolation and brokenness on Erlang Shen's face at this moment.

He silently placed his hand on Erlang Shen's shoulder.

"Don't be sad, take things easy."

Who hasn’t met a few people who hurt him in his life?

This made Bajie think back to the days when he was rejected by ugly girls.

I couldn't help but shed tears, lamenting that the road of love is bumpy and it is hard to find a good partner.

Erlang Shen slapped Zhu Bajie's hand away in disgust.

"I'm not even worthy of a pig's pity."

Besides, our relationship is not so good that we can be close to each other.

Bajie suddenly stopped crying. What the hell?

I was trying to comfort you but now you feel disgusted with me?

Both of their eyes were focused on the tightly closed palace gate.

The psychological activities of Erlang Shen and Bajie: No matter what, I must see Chang'e before him!

The two men began to grip the ground with their toes to accumulate strength, bent over and raised their arms, looking forward.

Today's door concerns the dignity of two men.

No matter who opens this door first, another sad and desperate man is bound to appear.

Who will be the one who leaves in tears in the end?

ready~

Beep—"Go!"

Bajie grabbed Erlang Shen's right leg with both hands, and Erlang Shen grabbed his arm with his arms.

The two men immediately started fighting each other.

"Let go, you despicable villain!"

"You let go first!"