Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan’s next words dealt the system an even heavier blow.

"Tongzi, can you get me an Adamantium shield?"

System: There is a neural shield, do you want it?

Tang Shan didn't hesitate at all, "Okay, better than nothing."

It's you who forced me to become this stingy and greedy person.

The system really wanted to throw a slipper at the host, but was afraid that it would become the first system to beat the host and be captured and destroyed.

In the end, it could only swallow its anger and disappear quietly without a trace.

Tang Shan: Suddenly disappearing?

You are using cold violence!

Let’s talk about Erlang Shen’s death ray again.

Tang Shan was still wondering whether the Bull Demon's diamond bracelet could absorb physical attacks.

Erlang Shen was very satisfied when he saw everyone's nervous expressions.

See, I am so handsome and powerful.

What a pity, Chang'e is taking a nap at this time and can't see my heroic figure.

The next second, the sun was blocked by a large dark cloud.

Erlang Shen's rays suddenly lost their light!

Just like a fish without water, it is doomed to die.

Tang Shan: Huh? This third eye is solar-powered?

I have a power bank here, I wonder if it can help him.

system……

Today is the one hundred and eighth time I've thought about changing hosts.

As high-profile as Erlang Shen was just now, he is as embarrassed now.

You can even dig out a three-bedroom apartment with your toes.

His loyal follower, Xiaotian Dog, also felt ashamed.

He pretended to be digging the ground seriously with his four paws and buried his head low.

Erlang Shen tried hard to maintain his outward calm, but his heart was filled with turmoil.

How to do?

What should I say now?

They are all staring at me, why are they staring at me...

The venomous Bajie is online.

He walked up to Erlang Shen with a swagger and made a "tsk" sound without any hesitation.

"If your third eye is useless, donate it to someone in need. You're such a grown-up and still like to make a fool of yourself on stage."

Bajie looked Erlang Shen up and down and said, "You are so remarkable."

If we say that Wukong and Erlang Shen are acquainted with each other through fighting, it is because they are both arrogant and have the ability to compete with each other in terms of martial arts.

Bajie is purely an imaginary enemy to Erlang Shen.

Bajie likes beautiful women, especially Chang'e.

It just so happened that Erlang Shen was interested in Chang'e, and he was also handsome.

Whether it is height, appearance, official position or any other aspect, he can crush Bajie.

Even if Chang'e has no feelings for Erlang Shen, it is not excessive to have a slightly different attitude towards a handsome guy and a pig-head.

But the very narcissistic Bajie believed that Erlang Shen had coerced and bribed Chang'e, and that this was a long-planned and deliberate attempt to sow discord and steal Chang'e's love.

Bajie, who couldn't beat Erlang Shen, had long wanted to scold him, and now the opportunity came.

If Erlang Shen got angry and wanted to hunt him down, he could say that he said that to vent his anger on Monkey King.

You can vent your anger without offending anyone.

"you!"

Erlang Shen retracted his exaggerated three-eye skill mode and pointed at Bajie with veins bulging on his forehead.

This dead pig actually insulted him in front of so many people!

You'll be in trouble when the dark clouds above your head disperse.

Unfortunately, he was disappointed, as this dark cloud was brought here by Laozi.

He saw from a distance that Erlang Shen was about to use the death ray to attack his mount.

What if the blue ox loses some limbs and has some sequelae after it recovers? Wouldn't it be laughed to death if I go out riding such a ox?

So he quickly flicked his whisk and a large dark cloud blocked the Golden Crow.

The Green Bull Demon shrugged impatiently, "Are you going to continue fighting? If not, I'm going back. It's time for my nap today."

Wukong, Erlang Shen, Li Jing and Nezha: Don’t you have any idea that you took away all our weapons?

What can I fight you with? A pink heart-shaped fist?

Tang Shan came out with a smile to smooth things over.

"Don't panic, everyone. I'm very familiar with Brother Niu. As long as you bring enough gold, I promise that Brother Niu will return the weapons to you intact."

The disciples suddenly slapped their foreheads and finally understood why their master insisted on leaving with the Green Bull Demon.

It turns out that he had known for a long time that someone had a bracelet that could absorb weapons, and he was waiting here!

"you!"

Erlang Shen, Li Jing and Nezha looked at Tang Shan, speechless.

This was the first time they had seen Tang Sanzang. Although they seldom had any contact with high-level monks, he didn't look like a profit-seeking person at all.

No matter how angry they were at this moment, they did not dare to lose their temper at Tang Shan.

So, he could only vent his anger on the monkey that dragged him here.

They stared at Wukong with deep hatred and bitterness.

Wukong felt a chill on his back.

Oh, it must be because the golden cudgel is gone that I feel lonely and cold!

Tang Shan: "It's time to go home, everyone. Remember to come back early to redeem your weapons. There will be a fee for overdue storage."

Erlang Shen and Nezha were almost laughing out of anger. Why did Tang Seng act like a gangster and bully?

Damn monkey, he even asked us to come and save the master. I guess he and the goblins have been in cahoots with each other for a long time.

This is to trick us into coming here and then kill us!

Erlang Shen, Xiaotian Dog, Nezha and others went back cursing.

Wukong scratched the back of his head, "Why do they sound like they're scolding me?"

Sha Seng lied with good intentions: "How could that be? You must have heard it wrong."

Although it was indeed a very dirty curse.

Tang Shan shouted towards the horizon: "Zha! Your beloved pet is still with me!"

The two phoenixes followed Tang Shan happily.

Tang Shan: I was careless. I forgot to ask Nezha for Phoenix’s food expenses.

The white dragon horse glared at the two phoenixes as if they were enemies.

"Master, do you still intend to stay in this goblin cave?"

Bajie also said, "If this gets out, everyone will call you a demon monk."

Tang Shan: "Reputations can be good or bad. "Saint monk" or "evil monk" are just two words, and they're worthless."

Wukong: "Master, what are your plans next?"

"Come closer, I'll tell you..."

Nantianmen.

The left goalkeeper said: "Fortunately we ran fast, otherwise I really don't know how it would have ended."

The right goalkeeper said: "I didn't expect that we would think alike, but good brother, I will remember your favor this time."

"Hey, we're both gatekeepers, so we should look out for each other."

While they were talking, several men with dead faces whizzed past over their heads.

"Brother, did you see anything?"

"It seems to be Erlang Shen and Nezha's family."

"I'm telling you, if you run into someone like Sun Wukong or Erlang Shen who has a hot temper and powerful magic, you should hide immediately."

As soon as the right goalkeeper finished speaking, he saw with his own eyes the left goalkeeper rolling towards the next pillar at a rare sprinting speed.

Right Goalkeeper: Hmm???