Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

As we all know, Nezha has a pair of wind-fire wheels.

People can pretend, but magic weapons cannot be fake.

Then he chanted a spell, and a phoenix cried in the sky.

The male and female phoenixes screamed and flapped their huge wings as they descended from the sky.

The real Nezha's mouth almost curled up to the sky, "Let you fakes open your eyes."

Tang Shan opened her mouth wide, wow~ this is the Phoenix, so beautiful.

The Green Bull Demon considerately stuffed the peeled orange into her mouth.

"Thank you, thank you, Niu."

White Dragon Horse: Hmm?

Isn't this my job?

Am I facing a job-stealing situation?

It is said that the real Nezha looked arrogant and jumped off the ground.

Under normal circumstances, the two phoenixes would transform into high-speed flaming wheels and lift him up under their feet.

Unfortunately, with Tang Shan around, unexpected things never stop happening.

Instead of turning into Hot Wheels, the two phoenixes flew directly towards Tang Shan.

Wukong was shocked, "Master, be careful!"

Everyone's eyes were focused on the two phoenixes.

The next second, two phoenixes landed in front of Tang Shan and walked forward obediently to eat the peanuts and melon seeds in her hands.

From time to time, he would rub his head against her hand affectionately.

Emmm...

Everyone was silent.

Tang Shan: Am I not wearing Tang Monk, but Nezha?

System: You are dreaming.

The real Nezha's face turned pale and blue, what a disgraceful sight.

He shouted at Phoenix in anger, "Come here!"

This shout scared the two phoenixes so much that they hid behind Tang Shan again.

Wukong asked doubtfully, "Master, did you raise this phoenix?"

Disciples: When did it happen?

How come we didn’t notice such a big bird before!

Tang Shan pointed at herself, bewildered. "Ah? How could I possibly raise a phoenix? If I had one, I would have already pooped it out in the sun!"

Disciples: That’s true.

If Master really had a phoenix, he would have probably sat on it and strolled around every day.

White Dragon Horse: Huh~ I almost thought two phoenixes were coming to compete with me for the mount.

Li Jing and his wife stared at the phoenix and the three Nezha in front of them with indescribable expression.

What should I do? I still can't be sure who my real son is.

"Niu, do you mind if I bring two more people with me?"

Tang Shan stared at the Green Bull Demon with starry eyes.

He was originally the mount of Taishang Laojun, and Fenghuolun was the mount of Nezha.

As the saying goes, when mount meets mount, both eyes well up with tears.

"No problem, no one can touch you while I'm here!"

Wukong looked at the two of them in disbelief. Isn't it my job to protect Master?

Now that you have found a new person, you don’t want the old one anymore?

Wukong suddenly felt demoralized. Without his golden cudgel, he felt somewhat depressed and frustrated.

Erlang Shen had been planning to go on a date with Chang'e today, but was suddenly pulled down to the mortal world by Wukong.

I had hoped to finish the battle quickly and make it to the end, but ended up encountering such a complicated situation.

He had long been impatient to wait.

"Monkey, since you don't want to fight, then I won't accompany you."

Xiaotian Dog, who loves eating melons very much, is unwilling to leave.

I haven’t even finished reading all the gossip yet!

Wukong quickly grabbed Erlang Shen's sleeve and said, "No, wait a little longer. I promise we can fight soon."

Xiaotian Dog also barked twice symbolically, and said, "Master, let's gossip some more."

Thus, Erlang Shen with a sour face was born at this moment.

Left Nezha and Right Nezha silently retreated to the outside of the circle.

The real Nezha saw that his father also suspected him, and there was a fake who looked exactly like him standing next to him.

Anger burned in his chest, "How dare a goblin speak so shamelessly!"

He immediately took out his fire spear and stabbed it straight at the Green Bull Demon.

Tang Shan screamed "Ah", picked up the two phoenixes and hid behind the Green Bull Demon.

"Niu, he's so fierce, I'm so scared."

Inner thought: Hehe, quickly suck away all of Nezha’s weapons.

The disciples are like petrified stones looking up to their teachers.

Master, you did this in front of us and broke our red hearts!

Erlang Shen didn't care whether he was the real Nezha or a fake one. Since someone was fighting the monster, he would follow along so that he could get off work and go home early.

So, Erlang Shen and Nezha went into battle together.

Erlang Shen swung his three-pointed, double-edged sword with great power.

Nezha held the Fire Spear in one hand and the Vajra Ring in the other, and the Hun Tian Ling flew out from behind him trying to entangle the Green Bull Demon.

Bajie shouted and cheered: "Hit him! Hit him quickly!"

I'm contributing my part by shouting so loudly.

I thought there would be a fierce battle today that would shock the world and make ghosts cry.

As a result, in the blink of an eye, the diamond bracelet was thrown out.

There are no weapons or magic weapons left. They have all been sucked in.

Even Li Jing, who was watching the battle on the side, had the demon-suppressing pagoda placed in his sleeve sucked away.

Well, now the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King doesn’t need to hold the pagoda anymore.

I wonder if he will consider changing his name in the future.

At this time, Xiaotian Dog was pulling at Erlang Shen's feet tightly.

The huge ring of the diamond bracelet was aimed at it and sucked hard.

Erlang Shen: Damn it, why didn’t they even let the dog go!

Xiaotian Dog: Master, please stop scolding me and give me a hand.

Tang Shan exclaimed in her heart that it was really awesome that she could even identify the Sky Roaring Dog as a weapon or magic weapon.

Since the Bull Demon thought the dog was noisy and had to provide food after luring it back, he simply took the bracelet back.

Everyone present was silent and looked ashen.

A god without weapons or magic treasures is like being paraded naked in the streets.

The Left Nezha and the Right Nezha took advantage of the chaos to slip away.

The two of them hurried to the South Heaven Gate without having time to change back to their original appearance.

Just like that, the two brothers met again at their workplace, dressed like Nezha.

"you?"

"you?"

Spell for a year, "Change!"

"Hahahahaha, it's you!"

The sound of laughter echoed through the sky.

When Yin saw the Hun Tian Ling and the Vajra Ring, she had already confirmed that her son was him.

In addition, the two fake Nezha had already slipped away, so she changed back to her own appearance.

The issue of the real and fake Nezha has been resolved, but now a bigger problem has arisen.

Erlang Shen roared angrily at Wukong, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that he had such a powerful magic weapon?"

You're deliberately trying to make him look bad, right?

Wukong expressed innocence, "I wanted to tell you, but you didn't listen."

Bajie came over to help, "Did you hear that? It's your fault for not listening."

He turned to Wukong and chuckled, "Brother Monkey, aren't you right?"

Come on, praise me, I’m helping you to fight him!

Wukong glanced at Bajie expressionlessly, snorted softly and stopped talking.

Bajie: My heart is quietly broken...

Erlang Shen suddenly opened his third eye.

A golden light flashed, and the third eye opened.

Death ray, launch biubiubiu~

Erlang Shen said with great vigor and confidence: "Friends, do you believe in light?"

Tang Shan excitedly shouted: "Wow~ Laser Eyes!"

Others: What’s wrong with Erlang Shen?

System: Look at you, you look like you have never seen the world.

Tang Shan was immersed in the eye-shock that was not a special effect.

"System, are you saying he's shooting Meubim rays, Stream rays, or Amerim rays?"

system:……

Don't ask, it's crazy.