Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The patrolmen and palace servants passing by nearby said: "Hey, what's the good of two men hugging each other in broad daylight?"

"Don't look at it, or you'll learn bad things."

"No, that person looks so much like Erlang Zhenjun!"

"Shh! You're asking for your life! Even he can't tell anyone, or he'll let the dogs bite you!"

"Yes, yes, let's go quickly. Out of sight, out of mind."

Erlang Shen shouted angrily: "Are you going to let go or not?"

Bajie insisted: "Let them go together!"

Jade Rabbit, who was munching on a large chicken drumstick inside, said, "Brother Dog, why is it so noisy outside?"

Xiaotian Dog silently glanced towards the palace gate, as if he saw his master and Bajie fighting through the wall.

"It's okay, just two mad dogs."

Erlang Shen: Don’t even think about eating meat from now on!

Jade Rabbit was born timid, and she was shocked when she heard that there were two mad dogs outside the door.

Frightened, he quickly approached Xiaotian Dog and said, "Brother Dog, I'm scared. You will protect me, right?"

She blinked her big, dark eyes, and her pure white fur kept rubbing against Roaring Sky Dog's lower limbs.

Xiaotian Dog felt like his heart was melting.

"Call me Brother Dog, and I'll give you my life."

(Sorry, the author almost vomited when writing this, hahaha.)

The Jade Rabbit lowered its head in embarrassment, and after a few seconds it shyly looked up and stared at Roaring Sky Dog.

"Brother Dog~"

The next second, "Wow~ Help! Brother Gou, your nose is bleeding!"

Outside the palace gate, Erlang Shen and Bajie were squatting, panting.

"It's agreed this time, whoever runs faster will be the first to see Chang'e."

"Okay, no one should try to cheat."

Erlang Shen just stood up and said, "Ah, what are you doing!"

He suddenly shook off Bajie's hand.

You pervert, why are you touching someone else's hand!

Bajie looked at him as if he were a fool.

You're crazy. I just wanted to make a promise with him not to cheat.

In the mortal world, this is how the master and his disciples played.

"Ready, one, two."

Erlang Shen is like an arrow released from a bow, ready to be launched.

"Two point five~"

Erlang Shen had just taken a step when his legs suddenly stopped and he almost fell flat on his face.

"Are you stupid? One, two, three is one, two, three. What's the point of two and a half?"

"Three~Run!"

Bajie flew past him in a flash, huh?

You dead pig, you're trying to be so cunning!

With a "creak", the palace gate suddenly opened in front of the two of them.

Xiaotian Dog thought that he was his master after all, and he would have to rely on him for food in the future.

So he came out and opened the door for him.

Erlang Shen and Bajie had no time to brake and were thrown forward by inertia.

Below is the Sky-Howling Dog with bloodshot eyes.

It’s over. I’m definitely going to see Gou Tai Nai now.

I don’t know if they can still recognize me when I’m crushed into a dog biscuit.

At the critical moment, Chang'e flew out a sleeve from the house and threw Erlang Shen and Bajie up by the waist.

Jade Rabbit activates the carrot skill.

A carrot that grew bigger and longer sent Roaring Sky Dog flying against the wall.

Roaring Sky Dog: That’s good. I didn’t get crushed to death, but was stabbed to death with a carrot by my beloved. Hiccup~

Erlang Shen did a handsome three and a half somersaults and landed steadily.

Bajie was more plain and simple, he landed directly with a "bang".

Guanghan Palace needs to be renovated. One person smashed a big hole in the ground, and another one cracked the wall, and the palace is gradually becoming a dangerous building.

Chang'e walked out of the house gracefully and elegantly with small steps.

Facing the guest who had demolished her own house, she still maintained a friendly and appropriate smile.

"I wonder what brings you two here?"

Erlang Shen took the lead and kicked Bajie away.

He walked quickly to Chang'e and took out a bouquet of roses from behind him.

I was so nervous that I didn't even dare to look straight ahead. "I'll give it to you."

"Hee hee hee……"

Bajie covered his mouth and laughed so hard that his belly was shaking, and he was almost crying.

The fight just now had already shattered the rose behind Erlang Shen into pieces, withering and dying.

Now there are only a few forlorn flower buds and wrinkled green leaves left on the flower stalk.

Chang'e looked at the pile of withered flowers in shock, not knowing what to say for a moment.

With Bajie's ridicule, Chang'e's silence, and Roaring Sky Dog and Jade Rabbit's surprise, Erlang Shen finally realized that something was wrong.

He opened his eyes and looked!

A bunch of flower stems that were so ugly that they were unbearable to look at suddenly appeared in the field of vision.

Erlang Shen quickly threw the withered flowers in his hand outside the palace wall.

He smiled awkwardly and apologized: "It's all a misunderstanding. It didn't look like this before!"

Erlang Shen glared at Bajie with an angry, murderous look.

The hatred for this flower is irreconcilable!

After this incident, Erlang Shen felt that he had lost all his face.

He then picked up Xiaotian Dog, who was pretending to be disabled to gain sympathy, and walked towards the door.

"Brother Dog~"

"Sister Jade Rabbit~"

Erlang Shen is very much like the vicious mother-in-law in the old society who forced couples to break up.

Chang'e frowned. No wonder she kept seeing chicken bones in the yard recently.

It turns out that my beloved pet and Roaring Sky Dog have a relationship that goes beyond friendship.

Now she was in a dilemma. How should she correctly guide Yutu's outlook on love?

Bajie was very proud, thinking that he could finally have Sister Chang'e all to himself.

At this moment, Monkey King, with a bunch of flower sticks on his head, stepped into the gate of Guanghan Palace.

Following him were many gods including the Lord of Fire and the Lord of Water.

Everyone tried to hold back their laughter at the weeds on Wukong's head, fearing that they would upset the monkey.

Before Wukong could get angry and ask who threw the flower, Bajie jumped out and accused Erlang Shen, "He threw it!"

The relationship between the two people who have always been at odds with each other has now become even worse.

However, neither of them had weapons, so even if they wanted to have a good fight, they couldn't.

Sha Monk quickly advised: "Big Brother, it is more important to complete the task assigned by Master."

Wukong took advantage of the situation and didn't pursue the matter any further.

After Erlang Shen left, Bajie still wanted to stay in Guanghan Palace and refused to leave.

It has been so long since I last saw Sister Chang'e. How could I bear to leave after just meeting her for a while?

Goku clenched his fists, "Don't make me slap you."

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse each held up one of Bajie's legs and walked away.

"Second Brother, you don't want to embarrass yourself in public, do you?"

"I……"

"Second Brother, just listen to my advice. Even if the eldest brother beats you up later, you will still leave."

Bajie was completely dejected.

His broad and fleshy back is like a lonely and helpless hill, infinitely lonely.

Sister Chang'e, goodbye, my love...

A group of people flew towards Jindou Mountain in a mighty manner.

At this time, the gods did not know that going there would be like walking into a tiger's den and would lead to bankruptcy.

It turns out that Tang Seng and his disciples only eat cooked food and only kill the cooked food.

"Knock knock knock, Master~ I'm here with my men!"

The God of Fire and the God of Water thought that Wukong was challenging them.

Little did they know that the real word was "Master", and the prey took the bait!