Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The South Gate of Heaven, an important gateway to the Heavenly Palace, now has no one guarding it.

"Brother Monkey, you're not happy even if no one stops you, right?"

Bajie walked happily through the South Heaven Gate.

What's wrong? I have to find someone to beat him up just to save face.

Sha Seng approached him and said, "Second Brother, please stop talking."

It's such a late hour and you're still arguing with the senior brother.

If you piss him off, you'll be the one who gets beaten.

"Report! Sun Wukong is leading Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the Third Prince of the West Sea Dragon King to the main hall."

The two gatekeepers reported to the Jade Emperor in a hurry.

Now we left our work station just to deliver the letter in advance, so you can't punish us then.

When the Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the golden dragon throne, heard this, he was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground.

The teacup in his hand was so startled that it spilled onto the desk, staining the ink into a black dahlia.

"He, why is he here again!"

Could it be that Sun Wukong wants to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?

This time he was smarter and even brought helpers!

The eunuch serving beside him quickly replaced the wet paper tablecloth.

"Quick! Go and invite Erlang Zhenjun, Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, and Nezha over."

There are only a few people who can resist being beaten in heaven.

"Send someone to the Purple Bamboo Forest to invite Guanyin over as well, to prevent these scoundrels from starting a killing spree."

The Jade Emperor didn't even ask why Wukong came here, as he had already prepared for the worst.

It seems that the last time he caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he left an indelible psychological shadow on the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor returned to his main seat only after he had arranged everything.

The eunuchs in attendance worriedly asked, "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, are you not leaving?"

It's better to find a place to hide than here.

"Leave? I'm the Jade Emperor, where should I go?"

He said righteously: "I am here and not going anywhere."

The Jade Emperor has a very complete set of rules.

The main thing is that if he leaves now, he doesn’t know where to go.

No matter where you hide in the heaven, the monkeys will find you. It’s better to save some time and wait here.

there is always a solution to a problem.

When the heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling along the road saw that it was Wukong, they were so scared that they turned around and retreated back the way they came.

Some newcomers didn't know, "We haven't even patrolled the front yet!"

"Shh! You're working so hard, are you risking your life?"

"That's Sun Wukong. He committed a terrible crime hundreds of years ago. He even poked a hole in the sky."

"Also, do you see that pig head in the back?"

The recruit nodded obediently. His outstanding appearance could be recognized at a glance.

"He used to be Marshal Tianpeng, in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in Tianhe."

Of course, that was in the past.

"Wow~ So impressive! Can a pighead also apply to be a marshal?"

The recruit couldn't help but start to think, I don't know if the pheasant can turn into a phoenix, but now Pighead can be a marshal in heaven!

Then I am much more beautiful than that pig-head, doesn't that mean...

A colleague bumped his arm and said, "What are you thinking about? Why are you grinning like an idiot?"

"No, nothing. Then why is he following Sun Wukong?"

He looks timid.

"Do you think he's still a marshal? He was banished to the mortal world and mistakenly reincarnated as a pig for molesting Chang'e while drunk. Who knows if he has any thoughts about men like that?"

"Wow~" The recruit covered his mouth tightly.

Help! I came here to work, how could I eat such a big melon!

"What about the last two?"

Since you are eating, you should eat it completely.

I'm bored at work and just do nothing but gossip and complain.

"The one behind him is also considered a half-colleague. He was originally the General in Charge of Curtains."

New Soldier: Huh? Just pulling a curtain can make you a general?

Now he had no doubt that Pighead could become the marshal.

"What has he done wrong?"

"The official reason given was that he accidentally broke the Jade Emperor's entire set of glass lamps."

New recruit: Can I accidentally drop a whole set (12 pieces)?

Are you sure this isn't intentional?

"What about the unofficial ones?" The recruit was determined to eat the melon to the end.

A colleague whispered something in his ear mysteriously.

"I heard that he hid behind the curtain and heard a lot of secrets of the Heavenly Palace. He was so scared that his hands were shaking that he broke the glass cup."

"There's actually such a thing!" The recruit rubbed his hands excitedly.

According to this statement, the four people mentioned above are a criminal gang composed of criminals!

A few people were chatting about gossip and just walking around in circles.

"If you see this group of people, remember to stay away from them."

New recruit: "They are so cruel, how could Guanyin dare to send them to protect Tang Sanzang on his pilgrimage?"

I’m not afraid that one day they will get unhappy and kill Tang Seng!

"You should worry about yourself. Tang Seng is definitely well-connected and has a strong backing. It would be strange if they dare to make a move."

What's more, there is a tight hoop on Monkey King's head.

Bajie laughed and said, "Look, Monkey Brother, this is how the heavenly soldiers patrol now."

He suddenly raised his hand and greeted: "Hey, hello, I, Marshal Tianpeng, am back!"

As a result, the heavenly soldiers on the opposite side disappeared in a flash.

They had only one thought in their minds: run!

Don't be targeted by criminal gangs!

Bajie's smile froze on his face, and his arms weathered in the air.

What do you mean? Am I some kind of monster?

On the other side, the gatekeeper Zuo Jiang arrived at the palace of Erlang Zhenjun.

Roaring Sky Dog was limping back and forth at the door, holding a big bone in his mouth.

"Brother Gou, I am under the order of the Jade Emperor to invite the True Lord to the main hall."

Roaring Sky Dog put down his rations and said dissatisfiedly, "Why, you have to work overtime on your day off?"

You are committing suicide without paying for it, you evil Jade Emperor!

The left general, guarding the gate, quickly explained, "Brother Gou, this is absolutely an emergency! Sun Wukong and his men are marching towards the main hall!"

How can a few people still be so powerful?

Wukong: Which eye of yours saw me rushing over to kill you?

I was walking there in an orderly manner!

When Xiaotian Dog heard that it was because of Sun Wukong, he immediately became excited.

This class can be added!

He immediately spread out all four legs and ran inside, without any trace of limping.

"Master, come alive!"

Erlang Shen in the house is bathing, burning incense, and choosing clothes.

It's a rare peaceful day, so I have to dress up.

Hehe, I will take this bouquet of bright roses to find Chang'e later.

She will definitely feel my burning love.

The right gatekeeper went to the residence of Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King.

"Knock knock knock, is the Heavenly King home?"

Creaky, the door opened.

A servant came out and said, "Unfortunately, the master and the mistress went out for a walk early in the morning."

"Do you know where you are going? When will you return home?"

The servant smiled apologetically and said, "Look at what you said. How can we servants ask about the master's affairs?"

What's more, it is a private matter between the master and the lady.

Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell anyone. Should I still stay here?

The right gatekeeper asked again, "Is Nezha the Third Prince at home?"

It’s okay if there’s no father looking for his son.

"The Third Prince"

The boy's eyes flickered. He couldn't tell anyone that he had secretly followed his parents to spy on their date.

"Well, he, he, since the weather is nice, he went out for a stroll and some sun."

The servant laughed awkwardly and said, "Huh~ that's about right."

The right general guarding the gate became anxious. He said, "I have neither my father nor my son. If I go back empty-handed, the Jade Emperor will kill me."

Thinking about it, thinking about it.

"Got it! I'll change!"