Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Hey, who are you?"

Bajie was sleeping soundly with a facial mask on, and in his dream he was playing with Sister Chang'e, the Seven Fairies and others.

Suddenly, he received a solid kick on his butt, knocking him off the recliner.

He angrily lifted up the mask, and what caught his eyes were the extremely serious looks of Wukong, Lao Sha, and White Dragon Horse.

The momentum he had in wanting to curse immediately faded, and he immediately put on a smile, patted his butt and stood up.

"Brother Monkey, you're home. Just now, the little monkey was still saying that he missed you."

Bajie approached Wukong with a smile and tried to please him, but Wukong said nothing, his eyes moving between him and the iron rod in his hand from time to time.

Bajie shrank back and took back his hand that was about to touch Wukong's shoulder. This didn't feel good.

He turned to his two beloved disciples and asked, "Why are you here slacking off instead of protecting Master?"

White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng: Haha, you are quite good at being the first to complain.

If the little monkey hadn't told Master that you were eating, drinking and having fun here, your ugly pig-headed appearance would have seriously affected the appearance of the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Master, can you get us all to come and capture you?

As for Wukong, after staying in Bodhi Mountain for a while, he wanted to come back to see how the little monkey was doing.

On the way, I met Lao Sha and Bai Longma.

So, the three of them witnessed Bajie's slacking off behavior in unison.

"My king, you are back!"

With a cry of surprise, all the working monkeys rushed over from all directions.

"Woo woo woo woo, Master Zhu just said he didn't know where you went. He made us worry for a long time."

Bajie, who was suddenly called out, touched his nose in disappointment and said, "I didn't say anything wrong, you guys are just exaggerating."

While comforting the little monkey, Wukong saw the current splendor of Huaguo Mountain.

All his monkeys and descendants praised what the master had done, remembering that the master had risked offending the Buddha for their sake.

The slight dissatisfaction in his heart suddenly turned into guilt and was magnified infinitely.

How could I leave my master alone in the goblin cave? I am not a monkey!

He comforted the little monkey for a while, then anxiously picked up Bajie's ear and rushed back to Jindou Mountain.

"Monkey, Monkey Brother, can you slow down? Ugh~"

Wukong rode on his somersault cloud, picked up Bajie's belt with one hand, and swished through the countless clouds.

Bajie was like a ferocious four-clawed fish, vomiting and swimming among the white clouds.

Sha Monk, who was riding steadily on the white dragon horse, jokingly said, "Why, Second Brother, are you dizzy with the somersault cloud? Hahaha."

"Hahahaha vomit~" Sha Seng started retching unexpectedly.

Now it was Bajie's turn to laugh out loud.

The White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng following behind Wukong smelled a suffocating and disgusting yellow gas.

The white dragon horse shook its body violently and flew to the other side where there was fresh air.

Phew~ I’m finally alive again.

The four of them were originally heading towards Jindou Mountain at full speed, but at this time Bajie was worried that the other three would unite and complain to the master.

"Brother Monkey, now that we have lost our weapons, we can barely protect ourselves, how can we rescue Master?"

Upon hearing this, Wukong immediately stopped his Somersault Cloud and asked, "Why, you want to break up again?"

He suddenly tightened his hand around Bajie's belt, causing pain in his stomach.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could I possibly think that!"

Bajie said indignantly, "If you don't believe me, ask Lao Sha and Xiao Bai to see if I, Old Pig, am that kind of person."

He pointed at Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse behind him.

Haha, you asked the right person.

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse nodded in unison and replied, "Yes!"

Any hesitation for even a second longer would be considered a disapproval of Second Brother's cowardice.

After hearing the answer, Wukong looked down at Bajie and asked, "What else do you want to say now?"

Bajie touched his chest lightly, with a tear at the corner of his eye about to fall.

"I dislike your bias. It makes me feel a little depressed."

"Huh!" Before Wukong could say anything, the two junior brothers behind him were the first to express their contempt.

He's doing this again. Now even Sha Seng doesn't buy it.

"Oh! You guys are so annoying."

Bajie broke free from Wukong's hand and stood directly on the somersault cloud.

"I mean we should go find help first, then come to the master."

What kind of person do you all think I am?

Wukong: "Then let's go to the Heavenly Palace to call for help."

Bajie: "Then I'll wait for you at Huaguo Mountain."

It would be great if everyone could work together and work closely together.

"no!"

Okay, I knew it.

Bajie compromised and said, "Then I'll go to the Moon Palace to get help."

Moon Palace?

Are you shaking Wu Gang chopping the osmanthus tree, the jade rabbit chewing the carrot under the tree, or the lively toad?

Bajie: I decided to use the beauty trap and let my beloved sister Chang'e seduce the Green Bull Demon.

Although I was heartbroken, I had to bear the pain and let it go for the sake of my master.

The other three people: His expression made it seem as if the people in the Moon Palace were very familiar with him.

The final result of the discussion was that all four of them went up to the sky to call for help.

Nantianmen.

"Look, do those four look like Tang Sanzang's disciples?"

The left gatekeeper pointed at the four people flying not far away and said excitedly.

The leader looks like Sun Wukong no matter how you look at him. Wasn’t he said to be missing?

The right-hand guard followed the direction of his colleague's finger and said, "Oh my god, it really is them! Run!"

"Huh? Where are you going? Don't we still have to guard the gate?"

The right general grabbed him and rushed towards the palace, "You are so stupid! Not only can you not stop him there, but you will also be beaten and punished for poor guarding."

"Why not just run away from the start and then tip off the enemy? Then maybe you won't be punished."

Upon hearing this, General Zuo suddenly understood, he was indeed a veteran who had been guarding the gate for hundreds of years.

However, what he didn't know was how many times this old fox had experienced such things.

"Brother Monkey, slow down." Bajie reminded anxiously, "When we get to Heaven and see the Jade Emperor, we have to be careful with our manners."

As he spoke, he began to straighten his clothes and hair that were messed up by the wind.

I might meet some fairies later, so I can’t be sloppy.

Lao Sha and White Dragon Horse also tidied themselves up. After all, they were Tang Seng's disciples and could not embarrass their master.

Wukong didn't care about these things. All he wanted now was to find someone to rescue his master as soon as possible.

He looked so anxious now that he seemed to have forgotten that Tang Shan had volunteered to go back to the cave with the Green Bull Demon.

"My dear Monkey Brother, don't worry. Master will follow the demon himself. If he reports this to Guanyin, I won't blame you."

The White Dragon Horse retorted, "Perhaps Master already knew how powerful that demon was, and he didn't want us to get hurt, so he went with him."

Lao Sha nodded: "That's right. The fact that we can now get out of our bodies and look for someone is all thanks to Master."

Bajie was so shocked that he dared not speak and could only mutter in a low voice.

If he hadn't said it earlier, who would have known?

After hearing the analysis from his two fellow disciples, Wukong felt even more sorry for his master.

"Huh? What about people?"