Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The birthday god was so frightened that even his white beard curled up.

"Great Immortal, what does this Tang Monk matter have to do with you? Why are you so angry?"

People who still use knives and guns at an old age will easily get wrinkles when they get angry.

As expected of the birthday boy, these are what he was thinking at this moment.

Zhen Yuanzi hasn't used that sword for thousands of years.

He suddenly howled, and Qingfeng Mingyue hurried to the room to search through all the drawers and cabinets.

Tang Sanzang is his younger brother, and now he is trapped in the demon cave. How can I stand by and watch?

"I'll take care of this matter!"

Tang Shan, who was eating hot pot and playing cards with the Green Ox Demon in Jindou Cave, said: "Huh? I think things are pretty good now."

"Yes, yes, use a little more force here."

She said to the little demon behind her who was helping her with the massage.

This cave is warm in winter and cool in summer. The little demon is sensible, polite and can give massages.

This day is so comfortable~

"Ah!"

The White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng, who were guarding outside the cave, huddled together for warmth.

"Third Brother, how long are we going to stay here?"

The White Dragon Horse shook his legs which were numb from the cold. If the eldest brother didn't come back, then why wouldn't the second brother come back?

"Xiaobai, don't you dragons breathe fire?"

Sha Seng's brains came back online, and he decided to light a fire to warm himself up.

The White Dragon Horse hugged himself tightly with his hands, his voice muffled.

"But I'm a water dragon..."

The conversation stopped abruptly.

Let’s talk about the Wuzhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain again.

Qingfeng Mingyue finally dug out the sword of Zhenyuan Daxian from a corner.

"Why did Master suddenly think of this?"

"I guess he's getting old and wants to shake off his sword to reminisce about the glorious days and regain his glory."

The breeze blew away the dust on the hilt with all its might, and the thick layer looked like falling snow and flying flowers under the sunlight.

"Cough cough cough" the two of them were choked all the way.

Mingyue took a wet cloth and wiped it, and it felt better.

The two men hurriedly presented the sword.

Zhenyuan Daxian flicked his wide sleeves and took it with one hand.

The birthday man was amazed, thinking that he had lived so long that he could see everything.

Zhenyuan Daxian actually came back to the world for Tang Monk's sake!

Now, the God of Longevity has a bigger piece of news to reveal than Wukong’s disappearance.

That is, Zhenyuan Daxian and Tang Sanzang have a close private relationship!

At this moment, the Heavenly Palace became completely lively.

Zhenyuan Daxian drew out his sword with great dignity and high morale.

The sword is unsheathed, who can compete with it!

"Hahaha..." (Zhen Yuanzi laughs proudly)

"Hahahahahaha" (The birthday man suppressed his laughter)

Zhen Yuanzi turned around and glanced at him. What the hell is this?

He laughs when others laugh, without any sense of propriety.

I smile because I am still as skilled as ever. I am proud.

What is this old man laughing at?

Birthday boy: You will soon know what I am laughing at.

He was so frustrated that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, and his crow's feet became a little deeper.

"Great, Great Immortal, I remember I have something else to do later, so I'll take my leave now."

He stood up and was about to go out the door.

At this time, Zhen Yuanzi didn't know that the God of Longevity was so anxious because he wanted to go to the Heaven to expose the news.

Soon, rumors about him and Tang Sanzang will be flying everywhere.

Zhen Yuanzi was in a hurry to go out, so he didn't try to keep him.

"Clear wind and bright moon, take good care of the house and wait for me to come back."

He pretended to take off.

Qingfeng Mingyue hurriedly held him tightly on each side.

"Master, you should take a look at your sword first."

Even at his age, he's still so worrying.

Zhen Yuanzi frowned slightly and looked at the sword in his hand in confusion.

The sword is rusty under the sunlight...

Wukong had a good sleep in the Sanxing Cave.

During this period, I also dreamed of the time when I first became an apprentice.

He slept well, but the rumors outside were spreading everywhere.

It has even developed into: Sun Wukong discovered the unknown secret of Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Sanzang, so it is speculated that his disappearance was not an accident, but a deliberate act that had been planned for a long time.

This "someone" is quite directional.

The only thing missing is the characters Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Sanzang.

Among the three parties involved in the incident, one was still sleepy and his brain was still not working.

One was fighting fiercely with the Green Bull Demon in Jindou Mountain.

Zhen Yuanzi brought out the whetstone from the back mountain and started sharpening his sword.

The breeze and the bright moon stand by to add water, provide shade and block the wind.

Master specifically asked us to move our swords out just to sharpen them?

If he's really too free, can we ask our master to help us manage the vegetable garden...

Dongsheng Shenzhou Huaguoshan Scenic Area.

Bajie's words "I don't know where Wukong has gone" were like a small stone thrown into a pond.

It started with ripples, then gradually expanded until it turned into huge waves.

As the saying goes, if you don't go out, gossip will spread far and wide.

However, in just half a day, the conspiracy theory about Wukong's disappearance continued to ferment in heaven and on earth.

The parties involved were completely unaware of the situation and missed the golden opportunity to control public opinion and eliminate the impact.

What kind of scandal will these three people and the entire journey to the West team get involved in?

"Look, isn't that Zhu Bajie from Tang Sanzang's pilgrimage?"

Guests in the Huaguoshan Scenic Area began to point at the Eight Rings.

"He's not going to seek Buddhist scriptures but is enjoying himself here. It's obvious he's not a serious monk."

"Stop talking. He just peeked at me and my sister changing clothes."

"Perhaps the pilgrimage is just a gimmick, and the real purpose is to travel around the world and make money."

If Tang Shan heard this, she would probably be the first to raise her hand in agreement.

On the journey to obtain the scriptures, there is no monster that is not deceived.

As the saying goes, more holes are healthier.

This will give them a bloody lesson and increase their life experience as a demon.

It wouldn't be too much to spend some gold on such a valuable experience.

Everyone was pointing at Zhu Bajie and whispering to each other, talking about it.

As for him, he had two cucumber slices on his eyes and was drinking a drink through a straw in his mouth.

He vaguely heard his own name and words like "Master seeking scriptures".

In the past, when I followed my master to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, everyone would only call me the Great Sage, and I had no status at all.

By now, Bajie has already lost himself in the little monkey's constant calling of "Master Zhu".

Now he was horribly bloated.

Bajie raised the corner of his mouth slightly. These vulgar people must know my reputation and want my autograph.

Well, just pamper them a little.

He sat up on the swing in what he thought was the coolest posture.

He reached out and took the cucumber off his eyes and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Huh~" There was a burst of contemptuous voices all around.

To Bajie's ears, it was the cry of surprise from everyone who was astonished by his unparalleled beauty.

He took out a small comb and began to comb the hairs on his bangs in a pretentious manner.

He also occasionally cast a wink at the lady not far away.

"Ah!" Several girls were so scared that they ran away.

As to whether to file a report with the police, whether to report a case of sexual harassment or an eye attack, it is unknown.

On the other side, Tang Shan's phone rang, "Hello?"

"Chairman Tang, someone is messing up the place!"