Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

After the right goalkeeper finished shouting the slogan, he turned around and turned into Nezha the Third Prince.

He looked left and right, up and down, and after making sure that there was no blind spot in all directions, he walked towards the main hall.

During this period, I kept brainwashing myself: It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, our friend, little Nezha~

Erlang Shen reluctantly put down the red rose in his hand, took off the newly made heart-shaped hair crown on his head, and replaced it with the most common work style.

He changed out of his long robe that had been scented with incense, and then with a stern face, he carried Roaring Sky Dog to the main hall.

The left general guarding the gate saw that Erlang Shen's face was as black as coal, and thought it would be better to wait for them to go by themselves while he continued to go back to guard the South Heavenly Gate.

Passing by the residence of Tota Heavenly King, the servant was looking out the door.

"Hey, here comes another one." The servant came out trotting.

"I'm so sorry, my Lord Tianwang and Nezha the Third Prince haven't come back yet."

Zuo Jiang:? Doesn’t that mean my good friend didn’t invite anyone?

This is a big problem.

Once you are a gatekeeper, you will be a gatekeeper for life.

As the saying goes, there must be a phoenix chick by the side of the sleeping dragon.

The righteous gatekeeper Zuo Jiang also transformed himself into Nezha.

He turned around and rushed to the main hall, "Brother, let me help you!"

At this time, Wukong and his companions had already arrived at the battlefield.

The Jade Emperor pretended to be calm as he sipped his tea.

"Why are you here instead of escorting Tang Monk to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"

This is not the place for you to run wild. If you really want to run wild, please turn right and go to Xitian Lingshan. Thank you.

"Old Jade Emperor, how are you?"

Wukong sat down on a chair in the hall with ease, peeled a banana and started eating.

The Jade Emperor suddenly scratched the ground with his toes.

Haha, it’s hard to believe you’re safe when you see me.

He tightened his fingers and said with a forced smile, "Very good, very good."

The one who can fight you hasn’t arrived yet, so I will tolerate you for now!

But don't try to challenge my patience!

After all, I'm really tolerant...

Sha Seng hid quietly behind Bajie, for fear that the Jade Emperor, who was drinking tea, would see him and remember that he had broken the cup.

The master is not here at the moment, and it would be all over if the Jade Emperor wanted to bring up old issues.

White Dragon Horse reminded quietly: "Big Brother, stop saying polite words and go to him to borrow someone."

One day in heaven is one year on earth. The longer it takes, the more dangerous the master will be.

At this time, Tang Shan in the Jindou Cave was sleeping soundly after fighting the Green Bull Demon all night long playing mahjong.

When she went to sleep, she still held the gold she had won tightly in her arms.

It is worth mentioning that after the Bull Demon lost all his gold, silver and jewelry, he had no choice but to give away Wukong and his friends’ weapons as collateral.

So, Tang Shan didn't have to secretly take back her disciples' weapons.

With this bloodless solution, she would like to call herself a mahjong hero who proves her worth at the table!

The first mahjong superman, Tiga Mamashan, was born in the world of Journey to the West!

On this side, Wukong was about to explain his purpose when Bajie took the lead.

He was thinking, it's time to show himself.

"Second Jade Emperor, stop talking nonsense. We are here for Master's matter. You sent..."

"presumptuous!"

The Jade Emperor roared angrily and smashed the teacup in his hand to the ground.

Sha Seng: Hey, hey, you dropped it yourself, it’s none of my business.

Bajie was suddenly startled and just after taking two steps, he shrank back silently.

Damn it, this leader changes his mind at any time, he is so hard to serve.

The monkey clearly called him "No. 2" just now, but he was not angry. Instead, he came to yell at me.

Isn't this just treating people differently?

Master, please come quickly, someone is bullying me...

The Jade Emperor gives special treatment!

Wukong: I think you got it wrong. I called him Lao'er, not Laoer.

Come, read the erhua sound with me again, eeeee...erer~

Wukong stood up and asked, "Why are you being mean to my junior brother?"

When the master is not around, as the eldest brother, I always have to protect my own people in front of outsiders.

Jade Emperor:?

I'll tolerate you, but now I can't even talk to a pig, right?

Okay, I can bear it. Why the hell haven’t Erlang Shen and Nezha come yet?

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Erlang Shen and Xiaotian Dog entered the hall and glanced at Wukong and his companions with pride.

He bowed respectfully and said, "The Jade Emperor urgently summons me. What is the matter?"

You'd better have something to do to disturb my date with Sister Chang'e. If it's a small matter, I will be angry.

At this time, Nezha, who was the right goalkeeper, also arrived.

The Jade Emperor finally showed a sincere smile. The henchman I can beat has finally arrived.

The Jade Emperor pointed at Wukong and the others and said sternly, "It's them. You..."

However, Wukong took the lead and walked in front of Erlang Shen and Nezha.

He was beaming with joy, thinking, "Oh, the old Jade Emperor is very sensible and so efficient."

Before I even said anything, they found two powerful helpers for me.

So, before the Jade Emperor could finish his words, Wukong grabbed the two of them and rushed out the door.

"It's urgent, no more nonsense, just follow me."

Erlang Shen and Xiaotian Dog: No, who do you think you are?

How dare you order us around?

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Leaving now?

He didn't do anything, didn't destroy anything, and just left like that?

Then why was I so nervous and scared just now?

He flicked his sleeves and went back to his bedroom to sleep.

The right-hand man in disguise as Nezha: Huh? Still need to come down to earth to work?

I don’t have Nezha’s magical powers. What if I’m exposed?

Help, someone save me~

Wukong walked very fast on his chopstick legs and soon put a long distance between him and Bajie and the others.

After turning a corner, Wukong and Erlang Shen disappeared.

This is a case of losing track of the car, but fortunately everyone knows the final destination, so there is no need to panic.

Immediately afterwards, the gatekeeper Zuo Jiang appeared in disguise as Nezha.

"Hey, why are you here?" Bajie asked in confusion.

Shouldn't he be pulled away by the monkey?

It must be because the somersault cloud was too fast and Nezha fell down.

So, without waiting for the gatekeeper Zuo Jiang to answer, several people grabbed him and headed straight for Jindou Mountain.

"Hey, what are you doing? Let me go~"

Refusal is futile and struggle is fruitless.

After Li Jing and his wife returned home, the servant immediately reported to them the urgent summons from the Jade Emperor.

"Oh no! Could it be that the Jade Emperor has something urgent to do?"

He quickly changed his clothes and rushed to the main hall. Madam Li Yin was afraid that her son would be blamed.

After discussing it, the couple decided that she should transform into Nezha and go to meet the Jade Emperor.

Nezha, who followed his parents back home after a date: Huh?

There was a person who looked exactly like his father following him!