Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Snapped!"

A few half-eaten sweet potatoes fell to the ground.

For once in my life, I felt so full that I wanted to vomit, but it wasn't because of what I ate.

For a moment, several people wondered if Bajie was a spy sent by the monster.

I want to disgust a few of them to death so that I can get some benefits.

These eyes are no longer clean. I want to call the police. Someone is deliberately committing a crime.

Tang Shan and Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse formed a circle

White Dragon Horse: "When will Big Brother come back?"

Sha Monk: "It should be soon."

Tang Shan: "I can't wait any longer."

Today I will eliminate harm for the people and kill my relatives for the sake of justice!

I saw the master dragging his staff and rushing over to clean up the mess.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse dragged the upper body one and hugged the lower body the other.

"Master, calm down. The staff is used to beat monsters!"

"Master, if you really want to fight, use this."

Sha Seng silently took out his treasured flip-flops.

Second Brother, I can only help you up to this point. At least this fight won’t hurt.

The White Dragon Horse is much simpler, with a one-meter-long mace made of advanced black iron technology.

It is lightweight, labor-saving and extremely strong.

His main goal was to let his master enjoy the fight while not getting himself tired.

Tang Shan stared at the weapons in their hands.

One is mental humiliation and the other is physical torture.

It seems like there are undercurrents in the relationship between the three of you.

The Green Bull Demon opposite Bajie almost vomited out the leftover human flesh he had eaten yesterday.

Veins popped out on his forehead as he suppressed the urge to transform back into his original form.

This dead pig is so fucking disgusting.

Bajie's stretched legs felt a little stiff.

He thought that since the old man was not fooled, he might as well increase the temptation.

He started jumping on the circle line, "I'm out~"

"I'm going in~"

"I'm out again~"

Hehe, if you were a fairy, you would definitely come to catch me.

A nimble fat pig was jumping around there.

Green Bull Demon: He seems to be provoking me?

He cast a spell with his fingers and quietly moved a small stone under Bajie's feet.

Bajie: "I'm going in and out, what can you do to me? Oh, Master, save me!"

He stepped on a small stone and fell outside the circle.

Tang Shan rushed forward, waved her hand, and grabbed Bajie's trouser leg.

Really, he is not good at it, but he likes to play, and he is a coward and a naughty boy.

When something happens, he will scream at the top of his lungs: "Oh Master, save me, Monkey Brother, save me."

Tang Shan was just about to pull Bajie back.

"Hiss~"

"Oh!"

Bajie, who was lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out, looked up and saw the Bull Demon looking down at him with interest.

"Hey, hello old man!"

He quickly got up and returned to his pig instincts, using all four legs to crawl into the pen.

Tang Shan looked at the half-broken trouser leg in her hand.

Suddenly the air was so quiet that it was a little scary.

The inside and outside of the circle form two completely different worlds.

White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng: Should we get out or not? Should we save him or not?

Bajie was stunned: At this critical moment of life and death, you two still have time to think?

The Green Bull Demon threw cotton coats at Tang Shan and the others, "Put on your clothes and come out."

"Otherwise, I will perform a pig-eating trick right now."

Hiss~ so brutal.

Tang Shan gasped, and Bajie's face turned pale.

"Master, I admit that I secretly ate a few of your sushi rice balls before, and I also used up all your shower gel. I also took your milk velvet cartoon pajamas."

Tang Shan closed her eyes and rubbed her brows, her emotions unrecognizable. "Anything else?"

Judging from Zhu Bajie's personality, there must be much more than that.

Bajie talked a lot again.

"Although I have done so much, my crime is not worthy of death. Master, please do as the goblin says, considering that I am sincere to you."

You resisted bravely, but it was me, the old pig, who lost my life.

Even ants are trying to survive, so it shouldn't be too much for a pig like me to struggle a little.

At least we have to hold on until Monkey Brother comes back!

White Dragon Horse: If you don’t know, you might think you are repenting before your death.

Who is so smart as to ask for help and then expose a bunch of negative information about himself...

Sha Seng: Second Brother, I was wrong about you.

I thought you were just lazy, cowardly, greedy, and lustful.

Did not expect ah did not expect.

The Green Bull Demon kicked Bajie's butt impatiently.

"Stop talking so much, let's talk about it later on the steamer."

Tang Shan: "I'm just a weak and boneless monk, and I'm not cold, so I don't need to wear anything, right?"

"No."

Tang Shan: You are a pervert, forcing me to put on clothes.

Oh, that's not right. This dress seems to be made of rope.

"Let me put it another way. Wearing too much will affect blood circulation and make the taste worse. You rarely get to eat Tang Sanzang's meat. What if it's so unpalatable that you can't eat it?"

The Green Bull Demon was stunned. Is that so?

Forget it, as long as all his disciples are tied up, Tang Monk alone will not be able to cause any trouble.

"Alright, tell your apprentice to put it on quickly and follow me."

"Okay, sir!"

After the third apprentice put it on, the cotton coat turned into a rope that tied them up tightly.

The Green Bull Demon's "hehehe" villainous smile immediately filled the entire valley.

It is said that Tang Monk is difficult to catch and even if you catch him, you cannot eat him.

Now it's in my hands.

Sha Monk and White Dragon Horse: "Master, please go quickly and find the eldest brother."

"I'll use my shadowless kick to stop him first."

"I can use the Heavenly Can Kick!"

When it was Bajie's turn, he hesitated for two seconds and said, "I can spit."

With their upper bodies tied up, they could only move their mouths and legs.

The Green Bull Demon stared at the few people with disdain, saying things like Shadowless Kick and Heavenly Can Leg, they were overestimating their abilities.

Tang Shan: Huh? I only have two legs, how many steps can I take?

Since I can't leave, then

"Master knows a palm technique that descends from the sky. It is never taught to others, and is never revealed easily. Once it is used, it will shock the heavens and the earth, weep ghosts and gods, shake the mountains and the earth, and overturn the sea and the sun and the moon."

"Wait!" The Green Bull Demon interrupted Tang Shan impatiently.

Tang Shan: "What?"

It's very rude of you to interrupt others when they are talking.

"Is it really that powerful?"

The Green Bull Demon was at a loss for words. He looked calm and composed, not afraid of being caught at all.

Maybe he really has some unique magic.

The looks in the disciples' eyes seemed to have rekindled and were getting more and more intense.

We are saved!

"Actually, I haven't tried it. After all, the demon that can force me to use this trick hasn't appeared yet."

Tang Shan looked at the Green Bull Demon with a smile, "Looks like I'm going to give it to you for the first time. Are you happy? Hmm?"

Bajie: "Master, stop talking nonsense with him and just slap him to death."

You caused me to self-destruct so much just now. If I don’t take revenge, I’d be a fool.

The Green Bull Demon secretly hid the magic weapon in his palm just in case.

"Then I will come and see what the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty is capable of."

"Snapped!"

Loud slaps.

"Clap!"

Then two more backhands.

"How dare you play tricks on me, you damn monk!"

The Green Bull Demon raised his head.

I saw Tang Shan standing in front of me, holding a piece of bright red cloth and smiling.