Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 78 Circles
"Master, this is the sweet potato I dug over there."
Wukong placed the sweet potatoes on the ground.
Huh? Why is there a whiteboard here?
Tang Shan quickly picked up the mahjong tiles that were left on the ground with a guilty conscience.
I wiped it before putting it in my pocket.
"Hey, isn't this the pillow of my little chipmunk? How did it fall here?"
Wukong: Huh? When did Master start raising mice?
Bajie, White Dragon Horse, and Drifting Monk: This lame excuse, this flawed reason...
Fortunately, the battle can be ended before Underpants loses.
Big Brother, we love you!
Tang Shan: If you are sensible enough, you should believe what I say.
In winter, roasted sweet potatoes are the best food to eat.
However, Tang Shan's mahjong addiction had just been aroused, and it would take some time to roast the sweet potatoes.
"Kong Kong, this quantity doesn't seem to be enough to eat."
Tang Shan glanced at Bajie, the meaning was self-evident.
Bajie chuckled: What do you mean? Do you think I eat too much?
Wukong looked down at the sweet potatoes piled up on the ground like a small mountain.
Are you sure it's not enough to eat?
At this moment, Tang Shan just wanted to send Wukong on another run so that she could play a few more rounds of mahjong.
However, Wukong felt that Bajie was too troublesome because he didn't work but ate a lot.
Bajie: Don’t forget who carried the burden along the way!
"Although, Master, I think I've had enough to eat."
The look in the monkey's eyes almost turned me into a sweet potato.
Wukong nodded with great satisfaction, that's right.
Tang Shan was unhappy about this.
"Are you sure you can eat enough?"
Tang Shan rubbed her fists and tilted her head as she did warm-up exercises before hitting someone.
Bajie was startled. You all saw it, right? This is a clear threat from the master!
Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: Second brother, don’t get excited. Master may just want to exercise.
Of course, fighting pigs is also an aerobic exercise.
Bajie couldn't afford to gamble and didn't dare to gamble, and finally succumbed to Tang Shan's power.
"No, not sure. I guess I'm not full..."
After he said that, he secretly glanced at Tang Shan with the corner of his eyes and said, "Is it okay for me to say this?"
Humble and helpless +...
If you offend the monkey, you will be beaten by one person at most, but if you offend the master, you will be beaten by four people.
Then I'd better choose one with less serious injuries.
Wukong flew away again and the mahjong table opened again.
"I drew a clean set, it's a lucky draw, hahahaha..."
"Bang! Bloom on the bar!"
"Don't move, I'm eating hahaha..."
The three disciples exchanged glances.
Bajie: Master even got eaten by Tianhu, he must be cheating.
White Dragon Horse: Do you have evidence? If so, come on! I only have a few pearls left.
Sha Monk: Maybe Master is just lucky. How could he treat us like that? I don’t believe it!
Tang Shan: These X-ray glasses are really useful.
System: You actually want me to help you change the cards, you are despicable!
A green bull demon is hiding above the evil clouds.
At this moment, he was looking down at the four people playing mahjong below with a fierce look in his eyes.
This shouldn't be the case. The weather is cold now. Why are Tang Seng and his disciples playing this in the wilderness instead of going into the house?
It turned out that he had known for a long time that Tang Monk would pass through Jindou Mountain on his journey to the west, so he set an ambush to capture a few people.
As a result, no one went to his room at all.
Then he saw that the auspicious clouds above Tang Monk's head and Wukong had disappeared.
As the saying goes, the brave will die of overeating, and the timid will die of starvation. He immediately decided to take the initiative.
The Green Bull Demon transformed himself into an old man, carrying a bulging bag on his back, and walked towards Tang Seng and his companions.
At this time, the roasted sweet potatoes were cooked, so we took a break and focused on eating.
Phew~ The disciples felt relieved.
The last few ounces of silver were saved.
The Green Bull Demon pretended to be out of breath and walked up to Tang Shan and the others.
His toes accidentally touched the golden circle drawn by Wukong, and he immediately shrank back in pain.
The monk is so cunning, he even has a trap!
Sha Monk: "Old man, why are you here?"
Normal people wouldn't appear in the wilderness in the middle of winter.
Except those who go to seek scriptures.
In one word, the master and his disciples all looked towards the Green Bull Demon, holding sweet potatoes in their mouths.
"Ah? This..." His brain started working frantically, wondering what reason he could come up with.
"Is this important?" The Green Bull Demon said embarrassedly as he met the inquiring gazes of several people.
Lao Sha scratched his head: "Huh? Not important?"
"Is it important?"
"Isn't it important?"
The Bull Demon met Sha Seng, who was a stubborn and stubborn person, and was eventually defeated.
"I live in the building in front. I saw from afar that you were wearing thin clothes, so I wanted to come and bring you some clothes."
As he spoke, he opened the bundle on his back, revealing several embroidered cotton-padded vests.
Tang Shan picked up the telescope and looked at the pavilion.
Wow, your eyesight must be 10.0.
Bajie was careless and wanted to walk out of the circle and take the beautiful clothes when he saw them.
The White Dragon Horse stopped him and said, "Second Brother, I'm afraid there might be a trap."
Bajie laughed and said, "How come you've learned to be as jumpy as the monkey? Besides, I, your second brother, am no weakling either."
Upon hearing this, Bailongma and Sha Seng looked at each other tacitly and said, "You probably don't have an accurate understanding of your own strength."
If your master wasn't here, you would be the first one to run away when the demon came!
When Bajie saw that the two of them suddenly stopped talking, he hesitated and didn't dare to go out.
After all, Monkey King is not here, so if it really is a monster, I would be in trouble.
Sha Seng finished the attack: "Second Brother, why aren't you moving?"
Didn’t you yell that you wanted to get out?
"Ahem, that one," Bajing hugged the Green Bull Demon, "bring it in."
The monkey said that no monsters could enter the golden circle, so it was a good opportunity to test it.
Green Bull Demon: "Come out."
"Come in."
"Come out!"
Bajie: Hey, you are quite stubborn, old man.
"Then throw your clothes in!"
"You come out!"
Dozens of rounds are omitted below.
Tang Shan and Sha Seng Bailongma each held two big sweet potatoes in their two hands.
You can eat sweet potatoes like you are eating chicken legs.
Until Bajie and the Green Bull Demon bent over, panting and shouting, "Stop."
Green Bull Demon: "I can't do it anymore. I need to rest for a while. My throat is a little dry."
Bajie: "Thank you very much."
Sha Seng carefully brought a bottle of water.
"Old Sha, you are the best to me."
Bajie consciously reached out to take it.
Lao Sha walked straight around him and said, "Master, I choked on the sweet potato. Drink some water to moisten my choke."
Bajie...
Just now I was just wishful thinking.
The Green Bull Demon didn't tolerate it either, and pointed at Bajie and laughed out loud.
After Sha Seng handed over the water, he blinked his two innocent and pure big eyes and turned back to look for Bajie.
"Second Brother, what did you want to say to me just now?"
On one side were looks of pure doubt, and on the other side were ruthless and ruthless ridicules.
Bajie: Today only one of you can stay.
His eyes suddenly turned to the Green Bull Demon. It seems that I can only sacrifice my looks and lure the enemy deeper.
He walked to the edge of the golden circle and slowly unzipped his trouser legs.
Keep pulling up, keep pulling up...
Until the woolen pants got stuck at my thighs and couldn't be moved up any further.
Bajie stretched the white pig leg out of the circle.
Come on, baby.
wow~
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