Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The north wind is howling, and it is another cold winter.

Last winter was when Tang Shan tamed the White Dragon Horse. Now, a year has passed in the blink of an eye.

Today's Tang Shan is no longer the Tang Shan of that year, but the Tang Shan of this year, hahaha!

When you are a corporate slave: My dream is to travel the world with a sword, be accompanied by mountains and rivers, drink with the sun and the moon, be free and easy, and be very happy.

When you realize this dream in the same way as Tang Monk's journey to the West: there must be monsters in the mountains or rivers!

The master and his disciples walked and walked, and finally arrived at a steep mountain.

Not surprisingly, there is another pavilion in the valley.

You can tell with your toes that something is bound to happen in there.

Wukong looked carefully and saw that the building was filled with evil aura and sinister clouds. It was obvious that there was a big monster.

Tang Shan subconsciously looked up at the auspicious clouds above her head.

A bold idea came naturally.

"Kongkong, can you tell the auspicious cloud above me to battle that dark cloud over there?"

Meet a rainbow, eat the rainbow hehehe...

The duty officer in Xiangyunli: Am I bothering you?

Let’s fight the goblin right from the start.

Don't forget, we are just here to check in and slack off.

Only when you are about to be eaten will they call for help and ask someone to rescue you.

The rest is outside our scope of business.

The auspicious clouds above his head shook symbolically, silently rejecting it.

Tang Shan: My initiative was met with a ruthless rejection.

Wukong: "Master, if you really want to see two clouds fighting, I can go up and talk to them."

He swung the iron rod in his hand. As for what method he used to communicate, that was another matter.

Bajie and Sha Seng were eager to try.

I have fought many monsters, but this is the first time I have fought a god!

We want to go too!

Tang Shan: "Hey, we are civilized people, how can we use force!"

The disciples looked at each other in confusion: Did we hear it right?

You are the most violent one!

Coming from the master's mouth, these words sounded like satire.

When Wukong and the others thought that their master was ready to turn over a new leaf and establish himself as a holy monk again.

"Don't use fists when you can solve things with money."

The disciples looked as if they knew it.

The master still values ​​money as much as his life, and he has not changed his stubborn nature and is consistent in his words and deeds.

The Six Dings and Six Jias in the Auspicious Clouds: "We suddenly remembered that we forgot to collect some clothes at home, so we asked for leave to go back."

The duty officer said: "My dog ​​is about to give birth to puppies. I have to go back to deliver the baby."

Galan:?

Not to mention that the sky is clear now, where does the rain come from in heaven?

Also, there is only one male dog in the entire Nine Heavens (Roaring Sky Dog!)

Where the hell did you come from? The dog is about to give birth! Do you know how to deliver a baby?

In an instant, the auspicious clouds changed from a large mass to a small bunch.

Galan looked down and saw that Wukong, Bajie and the others had already started doing warm-up exercises.

I'm just here to work, not to risk my life.

The last wisp of auspicious cloud also left without any reluctance.

Master and apprentice: emmm...

Does this count as unexcused absence from work?

Tang Shan took out a pen and paper and wrote it down silently. Great, she had one more handle to blackmail him.

"Master, I'm hungry."

Zhu Bajie rubbed his belly and said aggrievedly, "It's easy to get hungry in winter."

The others: Aren’t you easily hungry all year round?

It just so happened that Tang Shan's system was being repaired, so she had to rely on herself now.

Wukong: "Master, I'm going to look for something to eat up front."

Before leaving, Wukong drew a circle of love for his master.

Just stay inside to prevent the goblins from hurting the master.

Tang Shan asked curiously, "Do these circles repel mosquitoes? For example, cockroaches..."

Wukong was speechless: Master, this is a magic circle to prevent monsters, not a mosquito net!

Bajie smiled in a sly way, his mind full of thoughts.

"Brother Monkey, you are clearly using love as a cage to trap Master."

Can a circle block the goblin?

I'm afraid it's because of the desire for control that he doesn't want his master to go somewhere else.

"Shut up, you."

He didn't do much work, but he never talked too much.

After Wukong set off, Tang Shan and Bajie started playing mahjong in a circle.

There are exactly four people, not one more.

Tang Shan: "Master, let me make it clear first. There is no master-disciple relationship at the mahjong table. Master likes to beat the lower player, the opposite player, and the upper player to the death. One player wins three games."

Finally, she added with a smile: "Any questions?"

Disciples: ...

Bajie rubbed the mahjong tiles and said, "Master, I won't let you go. Be prepared to be completely squeezed by us. If you lose, don't fight."

Sha Monk: "It's true that I can play mahjong, but my skills are not very good. Master, remember not to raise the price."

White Dragon Horse: "Don't play dumb after eating a fried hu. If you lose everything but your underwear, go home."

The battle on the table was fierce and neither side was willing to give in.

"Hey, don't move! I'm losing!" Tang Shan pushed the cards away.

"Big Four of Joy mixed with one color, pairs, Hu Hua Yao Jiu!"

There was another burst of "clattering" sound of mahjong.

Bajie even lost all his little private money.

He could only activate the X-ray vision spell secretly.

Tang Shan understood it in her heart, but kept it a secret.

Haha, who gave you the courage to cheat in front of the mahjong master?

Bajie secretly sent a message to the White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng: Master, please play the four-tube game, don’t play this one!

So, the three of them kept the four tubes they had touched tightly and did not play them out.

It was Tang Shan's turn to draw the cards. When she saw the five tubes in her hand, the corners of her mouth curled up so much that even AK could not suppress it.

I never thought that one day I would be able to catch the moon from the bottom of the sea.

"Self-draw! The Eighteen Arhats' Four Joys, hahahaha..."

"Hahahaha" Bajie laughed louder than Tang Shan.

"Master, if you eat fried hu, you will have to pay three people for it."

Bajie has a pair of four-tube pistols in his hands, while Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse each have one.

So the master can never be confused no matter what.

Sha Seng was a little bit unconvinced, "Master, are you cheating?"

Tang Shan smiled evilly, "It seems that you still have no idea of ​​my strength."

She flicked her finger and a small piece of white confetti flew out from between the four tubes.

A complete red dot was revealed in the middle.

This is actually a five-tube!

Tang Shan wanted to use five tubes instead of four tubes from the beginning to the end!

Now it was her turn to laugh evilly.

The mahjong movies I watched before finally come in handy now.

After finishing his foraging, Wukong hurried back without stopping.

The master must be waiting anxiously, and it must be boring to stay in the circle.

I have to go back early.

Just when Bajie and his companions were being unilaterally abused and had only a few coins left, they wanted to end the battle.

He saw from a distance that Wukong's somersault cloud was about to land.

He was overjoyed, "Monkey Brother is back!"

This was the first time that Bajie was so eager to see Wukong.

Tang Shan quickly stuffed the money she won into her trouser pocket.

"Quick! Put away the mahjong!"