Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bajie stamped his feet in anxiety.

"Master, it's already this hour, and you're still showing off with a piece of red cloth!"

Oh, Brother Monkey is more reliable.

I can't rely on Master now.

Sha Seng said gently, "Second Brother, please stop talking like that. If Master wants to dance, just let him do it. He's about to be eaten by the monster, so it's normal for him to be a little emotional."

The white dragon horse stared at Tang Shan without blinking.

"I don't think so. Perhaps Master just wants to confuse the enemy and buy time."

The master must have his reasons for doing this.

Bajie muttered: You two just spoil him! You've spoiled him to death!

The Green Bull Demon frowned slightly, tilted his head and reached out to touch the horns on his head.

What is this monk doing?

Why are you waving the red cloth in front of me with a sly smile on your face?

What reaction should I give?

Tang Shan's arms were sore from shaking, but the Green Bull Demon just stared at her stupidly, not moving a muscle.

What’s going on? Isn’t it said that Niu Niu will go crazy when he sees red?

I'm ready for the bullfight!

Forget it, let’s move on to the next one.

The White Dragon Horse suddenly pushed Bajie and Sha Seng excitedly.

"Look! Master is about to pull out a lethal weapon from his pocket!"

I knew that Master was just trying to think of a solution.

This time it's finally serious.

Sha Seng and Bajie looked at Tang Shan with the same excitement.

Master, beat him!

Tang Shan lived up to everyone's expectations and took out a handful of tender, juicy and lush green grass from her pocket!

Three disciples who lost control of their facial expressions: Is this the secret weapon?

The Green Bull Demon was nervous and cautious at first: That’s it?

Tang Shan: Niuniu likes to eat grass, so it’s okay.

"Come, eat some grass to fill your stomach first. You can eat the hard dishes like mine last."

The Green Bull Demon took a piece of grass in confusion and put it in his mouth and chewed it for a few times.

"Is this also to make your taste better?"

Tang Shan smiled and said, "How could that be? It's because you are the mount of Taishang Laojun. He feeds you until you are fat and white so that he can ask Laojun for some food money later."

The system held its forehead with its hand: I have to admit that you are so omnipresent.

"This grass tastes pretty good, right? I picked it specially."

"It's okay. I haven't eaten this in a long time. I feel like my stomach is a little bit upset."

"It's okay, I'll pour some digestive powder on it for you to dip it in, then you won't be afraid."

"Really? Thank you so much! You're such a nice person for giving me such delicious grass in the middle of winter."

In front, Tang Shan and the Green Bull Demon sat side by side and talked.

Behind them, three disciples had their upper bodies tied up and were lying in disarray in the north wind.

Bajie: "Sometimes I even suspect that Master and the demons are actually one family."

"Look how nice he is to the goblins, and then look at us."

The three of them looked at the ropes on their bodies.

Sha Monk: "Don't say that, Second Brother, this is just the way Master is."

He can get along with everyone.

The white dragon horse said dejectedly, "I've never eaten such good grass before, woooooo..."

On the other side, Wukong returned to the original place again carrying dozens of kilograms of sweet potatoes.

Tang Shan caught a glimpse of the somersault cloud from the corner of her eye and quickly pulled the Green Bull Demon's arm around her neck.

A well-timed "ouch" sounded.

The Bull Demon with a few pieces of grass stuffed in the corners of his mouth: Hmm? What for?

The three disciples heard the sound and looked over. What was going on?

The friendship boat that ate grass capsized so quickly?

Everyone was stunned when they saw Monkey King falling from the sky with a sweet potato on his back.

A sack of sweet potatoes was scattered on the ground, and the iron rod was pointed at the green ox.

"Fairy, let my master go!"

"Woo woo woo, Monkey Brother, you're finally back."

Phew~ My life is saved again.

Wukong said angrily: "Didn't I tell you to stay in the golden circle to protect Master? Why did you run out?"

He also caused his master to be held hostage by a demon.

Bajie, who was still crying, suddenly fell silent.

I don’t know, how would I know, don’t look at me.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse were very righteous and did not say anything, nor did they look at Bajie.

But the index fingers under the rope all pointed in the direction of Bajie...

The Green Bull Demon and Tang Shan were talking in low voices on the side.

"Hide! The one in front is your eldest disciple, Sun Wukong. How can such a thin and frail person protect you on your journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"

Tsk tsk tsk, this is not a good choice of person.

"Niuniu, I won't let you say that about him. You're so tall and strong thanks to him."

The Green Bull Demon was shocked, "When did I become involved with him again?"

Wukong saw the two of them mumbling to each other.

"Master? What are you and the goblin talking about?"

Tang Shan didn't even raise her head. "Master is using the Dharma to influence him. Please wait a moment."

Wukong: If your Buddhist teachings are useful, why do you need me?

Bajie: "Brother Monkey, could you please untie the three of us first? My abs are almost showing."

The Bull Demon no longer cared what Wukong was doing and only asked, "Go on, please."

Tang Shan whispered mysteriously in his ear, "You must have secretly eaten a lot of Taishang Laojun's elixirs."

She looked at the Green Bull Demon with a cunning look, an expression that said, "I know all this."

"You!" (loudly) (glances at Wukong and the others, then whispers)

"How did you know?"

The Green Bull Demon tightened his grip on Tang Shan's neck and looked really anxious.

"When Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Laojun pressed all the stolen elixirs on his head. Actually, you had already secretly eaten quite a few of them."

This number does not match that of Heaven, and the scapegoat appears just in time.

The Green Bull Demon's eyes widened. "Aren't you afraid that I will kill you all if you tell me all this now?"

Tang Shan: "Huh? But weren't you going to eat us anyway?"

Green Bull Demon: Shocked! I almost let it slip.

He said, "Of course, we have to eat."

Tang Shan smiled frivolously, "Come on, if you could eat it, you would have eaten it long ago. I understand."

"The elixirs and magical medicines you secretly ate were enough to make you immortal and greatly increase your cultivation. Do you still need to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh?"

The Jade Emperor let you down just to complete the 81 tribulations.

He was afraid that our life would be too easy, so he specially brought a bunch of magic weapons to increase the difficulty of the levels.

Life depends entirely on your acting skills.

The Green Ox Spirit replied with a look of despair, "You know this now?"

Before I came to the mortal world, didn’t my master say that few people knew my identity?

How can I continue to pretend like this?

"Niuniu, take me away quickly, or you won't be able to complete your mission as an NPC."

Hehe, remember my kindness when the time comes and ask Taishang Laojun for more gold for me. Perfect~

The Green Bull Demon fell silent.

Is he inviting me to take him home?

Should I go back to Tushita Palace and ask my master what is going on?

The disciple opposite: Master, have you really achieved enlightenment?

Bajie smiled and put his hand on Wukong's shoulder.

"Brother Monkey, it seems like your bodyguard job is at risk of losing your job."