Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

After tasting the cake, the goldfish immediately fell in love with its smooth and fluffy texture.

"Emmm, it has a very smooth texture, and it mainly tastes of light cream and milk."

"That flavor goes straight to the roof of your mouth, and the milky aroma fills your entire nose and mouth with a rich, umami-rich aroma..."

The goldfish spirit was immersed in the fantasy of enjoying delicious food.

Guanyin was drooling after hearing this. If she had known earlier, she would have gone out so that she could have gotten some food.

Wukong, who was about to strike with the stick, was stunned.

Fairy, you are on a food show here, why are you advertising?

Wukong's hands were shaking. Should I wait for him to finish his fantasy before continuing to fight?

Tang Shan: This girl really knows what she's doing.

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: Is it really that delicious?

Lao Sha: "There's a goblin. Should we go and help?"

White Dragon Horse: "Isn't the eldest brother here?"

"Makes sense."

They picked up another piece of cake and started eating it. They had thrown away the previous piece and now they had to savor this one.

Feel the sensation of your tongue and nasal cavity being attacked by the aroma of milk...

The Heavenly Official on Duty asked: "Should we go down and have a bite too?"

It looks very tempting.

Another Galan who still kept his sanity in the face of delicious food said: "Don't forget, once you go down there, you will have to go to work and fight monsters!"

"It's not worth fighting for a bite of cake."

"Oh~ I forgot about this after not playing for so long." Gongcao scratched the back of his head. "What if Tang Sanzang gave us a whole cake?"

At this point, even Galan, who still had some rationality left, hesitated. "One, if it's a whole thing, then it's not possible. It can't be done..."

Gongcao: Emmm, where are your principles? Where is your bottom line?

The perspective returns to the banks of Tongtian River again.

The goldfish spirit reluctantly pulled itself away from the delicious memories.

Wukong: "Can we start now?"

The Monkey King even politely asked the demon if they could start fighting!

Guanyin would rather suspect that there was something wrong with her ears than believe that Wukong would become like this.

Where is the monkey who used to be fearless and reckless?

Guanyin suddenly realized that these masters and apprentices were quite kind to the demons, but not so friendly to the gods...

What went wrong?

Tang Shan: Hehehe, I know the answer to this question!

System: If you dare to self-destruct, I will make all your gold useless.

Tang Shan immediately wilted: No!

Wukong's sudden question surprised the goldfish spirit.

You are a nice person. You even asked whether the fight had started before it started.

After all, I am a goldfish raised by Guanyin, so I can't be rude.

He bowed towards Wukong, "You may begin."

Tang Shan and Guanyin: You two are really good at acting, right? So much foreplay...

The horn of the fight has sounded.

The Gong Cao exclaimed, "Look, Tang Sanzang has taken out the pot and spoon again!"

Galan poked his head in and said, "Isn't he going to cook something again?"

If there's anything delicious, it's okay to go down and help out.

The goldfish spirit was spitting out fish scales desperately.

Tang Shan said "Hehehe" and started to collect the fish with the big net.

He put his backhand into the oil pan and there was a sizzling sound of oil coming out.

The fresh and hot goldfish scales are fried into golden and crispy in an instant, and the air is filled with an enticing aroma.

In order to ensure everyone's taste, Tang Shan specially selected the best peanut oil for frying.

After frying, put it into a large iron pan and stir-fry, then sprinkle with pepper and salt on the green onion, ginger, garlic, and a local snack is ready.

Gongcao and Jialan looked at each other in surprise.

This must be the scales of a fairy. It smells nice, but I suddenly don’t want to eat it that much…

The basket in Guanyin's hand fell to the ground.

Does the fish I raise have this function?

Looking at Tang Seng's energy in cooking, it seems that this basket is useless...

Tang Shan: Are you missing fish scales? You're missing me!

Even the ferocious goblin was broken at this moment.

He actually used my fish scales to cook...

Who is going to eat whom now?

I want to go home, woooo.

The goldfish spirit that left the water was beaten back by Wukong and was captured in just a few rounds.

Tang Shan touched her chin and approached the goldfish spirit with a hehehe sound.

"Should I braise or steam this fish?"

Goldfish, I think they're edible.

Of course, this is to scare Guanyin and the goldfish spirit.

As expected, the King of Inspiration was so frightened that he immediately shouted, "Guanyin, save me!"

The world outside is too dangerous. I'd better go back and be a fish, swimming around in Guanyin's fish pond.

Tang Shan lowered her eyes to hide the dark light in them. Haha, has the pond owner finally decided to come out?

Let me think, what should I ask Guanyin for this time?

Bajie: Master, have you forgotten that there is a disciple under the water?

Guanyin took a few deep breaths, picked up the basket and walked towards Tang Shan.

It's really hard for her. She has to pretend that she just arrived and knows nothing.

After saying the polite words, Guanyin threw the basket in her hand into the water.

With a "bang", the basket emerged from the water, with a huge Bajie on top of it.

Sha Monk walked over quickly, "Second Brother, you..."

The next second he stepped back, covering his nose with his hands, his expression quite complicated.

Just one word: stinky, two words: very stinky.

Tang Shan and the others exchanged glances silently.

"Or, let's just throw Bajie back and wash him clean."

It happened that Bajie woke up at this moment. When he heard this, he was immediately filled with anger, grievance and discomfort.

If you don’t have to love, why hurt?

I'm just a little smelly, "Ugh~" (Pigsy made a dry heave sound), is that a big deal?

The relationship between master and apprentice, and the friendship between brothers, now seem so fragile in the face of a pile of feces!

Guanyin: The basket is stained with shit, what should I do?

Can it be cleaned? Urgent!

In the end, it was Sha Seng who used a high-pressure water gun to thoroughly clean Bajie's entire body.

Tang Shan pointed at Bajie and said bitterly, "Look, there's no light in my second disciple's eyes!"

"The culprit of all this is your goldfish!"

Guanyin thought to herself: If one of you had gone down to rescue him in time, he wouldn't have become like this.

She narrowed her eyes slightly and said calmly: "Oh, it's so serious, then you can complain to Tathagata."

I don't believe that Buddha would punish me for such a small matter.

Tang Shan: What's with her attitude? So arrogant!

It seems that we need to put some pressure on her.

"King of Inspiration, I heard that you know exactly when every child is born."

She glanced at Guanyin and asked, "Who told you that? Could it be some fertility-giving Guanyin?"

Guanyin shuddered, realizing that it was indeed her fault that the goldfish demon had been eating boys and girls for nine years.

She quickly interrupted Tang Shan, "Sanzang, let's talk it out."

The result of talking nicely was that Guanyin even mortgaged her own lotus platform to Tang Shan.

"Remember, when you raise fish in the future, you must tie up the ropes and don't let them run around."

"When raising fish, you must feed them fish food. Don't let them develop the bad habit of eating people."

"Guanyin, are you listening carefully?"