Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

I have to say that the fabric of this bundle is really strong.

Goku simply couldn't bear to watch it anymore and wouldn't let go, right?

He plucked out a monkey hair, but before it could turn into a flying knife, it was blown away by Guanyin's wind.

Monkey hair flew up to the sky, and from today on it will soar into the sky.

Wukong: Never mind, it’s just a hair. I have plenty of them.

Tang Shan watched as they got closer and closer to the river.

"Wow! Look! It's Sister Chang'e here."

She pointed exaggeratedly behind Bajie, as if she saw a fairy descending from heaven.

Bajie panicked, remembering that he hadn't finished his hairstyle yet when he got up this morning.

I subconsciously let go of my hands and tried to tidy up my hair and clothes.

Tang Shan picked up the bag and walked back.

Bajie: Master, you are quite sensible. You specially left some private space for me and Sister Chang'e.

"Sister Chang'e, you"

Bajie turned around beautifully, and was about to look back and smile charmingly.

"Bang" he fell into the water, splashing a lot of water.

Bajie: I’ve fallen into a trap!

He splashed around in the water for a few times before the goldfish spirit grabbed his feet and pulled him down.

"Master, save Gulu Gulu..."

"Life, gurgle gurgle..."

Tang Shan and Wukong on the shore said, "Master, I just saw that fat pig pulling you, and I wanted to hit him with a stick."

"Master, we will work hard to earn gold in the future. Don't take risks with yourself."

Tang Shan was relieved. "Don't blame Bajie. He's just a little fat, a little ugly, a little lazy, and a little afraid of death. In fact, he still has some advantages."

The person involved, Bajie: Then start by telling me what my strengths are?

No, now is the time to call for help.

Gulu gulu...

Guanyin on the other side watched the bubbles in the water getting smaller and smaller.

Um, is there no one to rescue Wuneng?

Her original intention was to blow Tang Shan into Tongtian River and then wait for Wukong to come for help.

Who knew that Tang Shan had the Qiankun Sleeves of Zhenyuan Daxian on her body, and the sleeves were filled with gold, silver and treasures, and were extremely heavy.

With the help of the system, Tang Shan didn't feel that the sleeves were heavy.

But to the strong wind, it was like blowing hundreds of kilograms of gold.

I can't blow it. I can't blow it at all.

underwater.

Bajie and the goldfish spirit were fighting with each other.

"Dead fish, let me go." Bajie kicked him hard.

"Dead pig, don't delay me from catching your master."

The goldfish spirit swam smoothly and avoided Bajie's attack.

Tang Sanzang didn't fall down, but a pig fell down instead.

"You're about to capture my master, so how can I applaud you?"

Bajie took out his rake and said, "I have Marshal Tianpeng here!"

The goldfish spirit sprayed countless sharp fish scales directly at his face.

Bajie: You unsportsmanlike fellow, I haven’t even finished what I’m saying.

"I told you, no one is allowed to touch my face again."

(The monkey can’t beat it, there’s nothing I can do.)

He danced the rake in his hand more vigorously.

At this time, the goldfish demon's men also arrived.

One threw shells, one threw seaweed, sea urchins, etc., and another picked up a sea snake and started attacking like a whirlwind.

Tool snake: comminuted fractures throughout the body.

Attack value: almost zero.

Tool snake health bar: nearing the end of life.

The rest of the fish directly attacked Zhu Bajie with fish feces.

What's worse is that they had eaten garlic mixed with kelp, snail seafood pot and stinky tofu with durian this morning.

This move doesn't do much physical damage, but it does a great job of mental attack.

Bajie was miserable: I don’t want to be a shithead, help me~

He was shouting for help from the bottom of his heart.

Of course, I was shouting hysterically in my heart.

After all, as soon as he opens his mouth, those feces may accurately hit a three-pointer at any time.

ashore.

"Master, it seems Second Brother has been in the water for quite some time."

Sha Seng kept looking into the bottomless Tongtian River, "Could something have happened?"

Wukong: "With that kind of weight, he'd sink to the bottom if he went in, and it would take him some time to swim out."

The white dragon horse nodded, "If Master is worried, I'll go down and take a look."

In the realm of water, the dragon can be regarded as the absolute king.

"Hey, compared to Bajie, I am more worried about you."

Tang Shan couldn't let go and touched Xiaobai, who had turned back into a human. "It's not good for such delicate skin to soak in so much water. Be obedient and take good care of yourself."

Otherwise the puppy will turn into a pug.

The white dragon horse nodded as if he understood, saying, "It's not good to soak in water for too long. I'd better go home less often in the future."

Wukong turned around and furtively touched the rough hair on his face.

It turns out that the master likes hairless ones. Wouldn’t I be disliked then?

No, I can't fall out of favor!

Otherwise, Bajie’s today will be my tomorrow.

An evil and bold plan formed in his mind.

I'm going to steal Master's hair removal cream tonight...

(As for why Tang Shan has hair removal cream, she said that a refined monk shouldn't have leg hair.)

Guanyin: ...It’s such a time and we’re still discussing skin care.

Can you guys please pay more attention to the journey to the West?

Back to the underwater perspective again.

A large group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals dragged Bajie into the cave.

It turned out that Bajie couldn't stand the attack of fish feces and fainted from the stench.

The goldfish demon ordered his men to tie him up, and then he swam to the shallow water to observe the situation on the shore.

At this time, Tang Shan saw that Bajie had not returned yet.

She sighed softly, "The wind whistles and the Yi River is cold. Once Bajie leaves, he will never return."

The number one fanboy, Sha Seng, and White Dragon Horse clapped their hands, "Master, you are so great! You can even recite poetry!"

Tang Shan smiled and waved her hands, "Keep a low profile."

Guanyin's face darkened even more.

Isn’t the key here to jump into the water and rescue Bajie immediately?

Tang Shan: "Since ancient times, those who have accomplished great things have had to make sacrifices."

She covered her chest and pretended to be heartbroken, saying, "Bajie sacrificed his life heroically for the great cause of obtaining the scriptures."

The person in a coma: I am not dead yet, and I can survive without any rescue. Thank you.

"Come, let us pray for him together and offer our sincerest blessings. May he no longer be a pig in his next life."

Tang Shan brought out a whole big cake, "Make a wish with cake candles. Once we're full, we can continue on our way!"

She secretly glanced at Guanyin who was hiding nearby.

Little guy, I felt something was wrong with that gust of wind just now. I saw a corner of your lotus platform a long time ago.

At this time, Guanyin was so shocked that she couldn't speak. She was anxious, angry and annoyed.

Now there is one more thing she wants to eat!

The goldfish spirit hiding underwater: After Tang Sanzang eats the cake, I will eat him, which is equivalent to me eating the cake too.

There's nothing wrong with this logic.

While they are eating, now is the best time to kidnap Tang Sanzang.

The goldfish demon did what he said and jumped out of the water and wanted to spit fish scales at Wukong and his companions.

Unfortunately, he died before he could accomplish his mission.

All of a sudden, several large pieces of cake were thrown directly onto his face.

Goldfish Spirit: What just happened?

He stuck out his tongue and licked the cake remnants on his face. It was sweet and delicious...

Guanyin: Oh! What a waste! What a waste!