Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 73 Tang Lingrong

the next morning.

As soon as Tang Shan walked out of the room, she saw four motionless disciples. When she touched them, they felt cold.

"Come, let me, the master, represent the sun to warm you."

Bajie slowly raised his stiff hands: "Master, can you please ask Sister Chang'e to represent the moon and warm me?"

Wukong: "On behalf of Master, I can show you a very unique sauna stick technique. Do you want it?"

Tang Shan: Haha, it’s a miracle if we don’t quarrel for a day.

"I am not a talented teacher, but I just know a little bit about talismans. I will put them on you so that you won't feel cold anymore."

Disciple: Master, aren't you a Buddhist? Do you even know Taoist stuff?

Yes, Tang Shan took out a large stack of hot packs from her pocket.

He covered all of his disciples' bodies except their faces.

If they were zombies, they would be suppressed to death by now.

"Holy monk, you can cross the river now."

Last night's snow froze the broken bridge over the river into a whole ice bridge.

Even the entire Tongtian River was frozen.

Tang Shan: I really want to go down and do some ice dancing (I'm already imagining myself as An Xiaoniao.)

Then, the fourth uncle said: "It's freezing cold, don't freeze yourself."

"Bring me my mink fur."

Huanhuan in the distance: "You two bastards, prepare to die."

They took out bows and crossbows from the fox fur coat, and each of them had ten arrows.

"Protect Your Majesty, Concubine Xi is committing treason and plotting to murder the Emperor. All nine generations of her family shall be executed."

End.

System: Emmm, a monk imagines himself as a favorite concubine in the harem dancing on the ice?

It's really a waste of your talent to let you travel to the world of Journey to the West.

On second thought, if she is so crazy, she will be the same no matter where she goes.

I might as well let you dress like Ulanara Yixiu next time.

"Holy monk, you saved my two children. I will never forget your kindness."

Tang Shan smiled and said, "I don't need to thank you for your kindness."

If you really want to thank someone, please say something practical.

One hundred or two hundred is not too little, and ten thousand or twenty thousand is not too much.

The main point is that courtesy is important and friendship is important.

Chen Cheng took the package from his brother Chen Qing and said, "This is just a small gift. I hope the holy monk will not despise it."

Tang Shan's eyes sparkled like stars and she quickly reached out to take it.

"Hey, how can I do this! But if I don't accept your small gift, I'm afraid you'll feel embarrassed. Forget it, I'll just accept a small amount as a token of my appreciation."

As soon as she took it, Tang Shan frowned slightly. The weight was wrong!

This is not how gold should feel!!!

System: Aw, you have now evolved to the point where you can find gold by feeling.

Tang Shan: It’s because of you that I was forced to do this.

The disciples looked at each other in bewilderment. Their master didn't look very happy. Could it be that the bag contained...

Brother Chen Cheng laughed out loud, the holy monk's words were really interesting.

"Please rest assured, holy monk. We understand the rules of monks and will never taint your practice with filthy worldly things."

"So, what you call vulgar things are..."

"This bag contains homemade cakes and dry food. The holy monk will definitely need them on his long journey."

The Chen brothers had sincere smiles on their faces, and they seemed very satisfied with their cleverness in coming up with the idea of sending these foods.

The disciples covered their faces, it was indeed true.

Tang Shan: God knows how much I want you to throw money at me, insult me, and tarnish my Taoist heart!

But you insist on following the Buddhist rules (crying, crying).

Who is the monk after all?

Bajie: "My brothers, I think we really need to stay away from Master."

Wukong nodded. Sha Seng asked, "Why?"

"When the master is in a bad mood, the consequences are very serious. He might even grab one of his disciples to vent his anger at any time."

White Dragon Horse: Wuuwuwu, I want to carry Master on my back, how can I keep my distance?

At one end of the ice bridge, who will cross first?

Bajie: "Monkey Brother is thin, let him test the strength of the bridge first."

Lao Sha: "Second Brother, you are fat. If you can get through, then we can all get through."

Bajie smiled and said, "If I collapse the bridge first, how will you and Master get across?"

Lao Sha nodded: "That makes sense."

The next second, "What if we all pass through and you can't?"

Bajie felt a mouthful of blood stuck in his chest, neither going up nor down.

Tang Shan, who knew the plot well, said, "Don't compare, let's all live together."

A few people walked to the middle of the ice bridge, and the goldfish spirit jumped out of the water as if in a plot.

Tang Shan took out the gantry-shaped plastic that she had prepared long ago and threw it at the goblin's head.

"Fish Leaping Over the Dragon Gate, bless me to quickly earn enough money to redeem myself and obtain the scriptures smoothly..."

Tang Shan closed her eyes and began to make a wish.

Little did he know that the plastic gantry happened to hit the goldfish spirit's eyes.

He cried out "Ouch" and fell straight down again, landing back in the middle of the water with a "thump".

The disciples looked down at the bridge and said, "Something just flew up and fell down again."

"Yes, I saw it but I didn't see it clearly."

"Forget it, leave him alone and continue on your way."

The master and his disciples walked across the bridge.

The goldfish spirit that fell into the river turned into an ordinary person and followed Tang Shan stealthily.

It just so happened that the spotted mandarin fish below created a small vortex in the middle of the bridge as planned.

Wukong, who was walking in front, suddenly smelled a demonic aura approaching.

He turned around suddenly, "Ouch!"

I only heard the sound but couldn't see anyone.

Yes, the King of Inspiration was caught underwater by his own men.

Wukong: Huh? The demonic energy disappeared in the blink of an eye?

The goldfish rolled his eyes: "Are you blind? Can't you see I'm up there?"

Not only do you encounter strong opponents, but you also have to deal with bad teammates.

I just want to eat some of Tang Monk’s flesh, why is it so difficult?

Guanyin, who was weaving a bamboo basket in the bamboo forest early in the morning without combing her hair, asked: Why haven’t I seen the monkey come to ask for help for so long?

If he hadn't come, I would have worked in vain this morning.

This basket can be used to hold fish, but it's not worth much if I sell it...

At first, Guanyin wanted to use this as a trade to get back her willow bottle.

She could no longer sit still, so she sat on the lotus platform and rushed to Tongtian River.

When she arrived, the master and his disciples had already safely crossed the ice bridge and reached the other side.

Guanyin: I shouldn’t have placed my hopes on a goldfish.

She secretly blew air towards Tang Shan and the others, and immediately a strong wind blew between heaven and earth.

In addition, the road was slippery due to ice and snow, so the large-tonnage Bajie drifted towards the river first.

"Hey hey hey, Master, please save me."

Tang Shan: Are you the one who is in the opposite position?

Isn’t it always the apprentice who saves the master in Journey to the West?

The next second, Bajie hooked Tang Shan's bag with the rake in his hand.