Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Come on, let’s hurt each other.

The King of Inspiration laughed heartily. "You two aren't afraid of me. Funny, really funny."

He stroked his two whiskers as if thinking, "One is stuck in my teeth, the other is stuck in my stomach, which one should I eat first?"

"Of course I'll eat him first!"

Wukong and Bajie pointed at each other and said in unison.

Wukong: "Eat you first!"

Bajie: "I'll eat you first!"

Before the demons even started fighting, Wukong and Bajie started arguing.

The goldfish spirit felt like his head was about to explode from the noise.

"Stop arguing!" he shouted at the two of them.

"Adult goblins don't make choices, I'll eat both!"

Wukong put down his hand that was pinching Zhu Bamei's face and said, "Oh, okay then."

"This is fair, I have no objection." Bajie also put down his fingers that were pulling out Wukong's hair.

When the goldfish spirit saw that they were both quiet, it was about to inhale and swallow them in one gulp.

"Wait!" Zhu Bamei suddenly spoke.

The interrupted goldfish spirit shut its mouth abruptly.

"What's the matter with you?"

It used to be easy to add a meal, but why is it so difficult this time?

Zhu Bamei laughed awkwardly and said, "I'm afraid your mouth isn't big enough to eat both of us at once. It would be bad if half of your body was left outside."

The goldfish spirit thought about it and felt that this worry was not unreasonable.

"So how do you think it's appropriate to eat you?"

Zhu Bamei: You asked the right question. I am familiar with this question.

"Why don't you skip your meal and let us go back? That way there won't be any problems."

Chen Guanbao, who was transformed by Wukong, stood quietly by without saying a word.

The goldfish spirit sneered: "Haha, you are a little devil, you want to be pretty."

"You're the most talkative person in the room, so I'll eat you up first."

He pounced on Zhu Bamei with his mouth wide open.

"Brother Monkey, help me!"

Wukong: If there is something wrong, I will be Monkey Brother. If there is nothing wrong, I will be Dead Monkey.

If it weren't for the journey to obtain the scriptures, I wouldn't bother with you.

He immediately pulled out the golden cudgel from his ear and hit the goldfish demon on the head with it.

The goblin suddenly stopped, dodged the attack, and threw a bunch of fish scales at Wukong.

At this time, Bajie and Wukong had returned to their original appearance.

"Well, you actually found a pig and a monkey to transform into a boy and a girl to trick me!"

The goldfish spirit was very angry, but the consequences were not too serious.

After all, he is no match for Wukong, and now there is also Bajie.

Wukong: "Demon, why don't you surrender now that you have seen me, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong?"

Bajie raised his rake and put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "And there is me, handsome and suave, in charge of the Tianhe River."

Wukong pushed him away with a palm with an expressionless face, "Go away, you're making so much noise."

By the time you finished your story, the goblins had disappeared.

Bajie: Can I understand that you are jealous of my beautiful appearance and glorious past?

Goldfish Spirit: "No matter who you are, anyone who gets in my way must die."

He opened his mouth wide and fish scales started spurting out like crazy.

Wukong and Bajie raised their weapons and knocked the scales down from the air.

How dare you make such harsh remarks after such a small attack?

When the last fish scale fell off, there was no trace of the goldfish spirit left.

He had already taken advantage of the two men concentrating on hitting the fish scales to escape back to the cave under the Tongtian River.

"It's all your fault, old pig. You kept nagging and that's why the goblin ran away."

Bajie retorted: "You are so cruel, the demons will run away when they see you. Are you going to stand here and beat you?"

"If you're not cruel, then why don't you chase him?"

Bajie retracted his rake and said, "Do you think I'm the Tathagata Buddha or the Jade Emperor? Where in the world can I find a demon for you?"

Even if I knew where it was, I might as well go back to sleep instead.

Call it a day and go back to see the master.

At the bottom of Tongtian River, there is the old turtle cave.

The goldfish spirit supported his old waist and limped as he pushed open the cave door.

Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise there would be nothing left.

The spotted mandarin fish lady quickly supported him, "King of Inspiration, didn't you go up there to eat the sacrifice? How did you sprain your back?"

Is eating so intense?

"Stop talking about it. If you run into a monkey who claims to be Sun Wukong, he's pretty awesome."

He returned to his seat and sat down.

"If I hadn't thrown the fish scales as hard as I could, you wouldn't have seen me again."

Spotted Mandarin Fish Lady: If Sun Wukong is here, then Tang Sanzang must be here too.

She rolled her eyes and said, "Your Majesty, Sun Wukong was responsible for protecting Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. I heard that eating Tang Sanzang's flesh can make one immortal. This is no faster than you eating young boys and girls."

As long as the king captures Tang Sanzang, he can secretly have a bite of it.

Hehehe, this opportunity cannot be missed.

Goldfish Spirit: "Isn't Tang Monk's flesh a great tonic?"

He licked the tip of his tongue. Eating a monk was equivalent to eating hundreds or thousands of boys and girls. It was a good deal.

"But Sun Wukong has great magical powers. I can't beat him in a fight."

What's more, there is a pig next to it.

Spotted Mandarin Fish Lady: "Sun Wukong is most afraid of water and smoke. Once he enters the water, his magic power will be greatly reduced. That's when..."

The two treacherous characters let out a "hehehe" laugh that suited their identities.

As night falls, everything is silent.

Sha Monk: "Master, what are you doing with the thick quilt?"

It's still early autumn, so there's no need to wear winter clothes.

Bajie ran over with a snarky mouth, "Old Sha, you don't understand. Master, this is called emptiness, loneliness, and coldness. It's cold from the inside out, from heart to body. Right, Master?"

Tang Shan glanced at him nonchalantly and said, "You pig head!"

You can laugh as much as you want now, but don’t call for your master when it snows and you freeze to death at night.

Tang Shan asked the white dragon horse to transform back into a human and go into the house to rest.

Everything is ready, just waiting for the snow to fall.

Late at night, everyone in Chenjiazhuang fell into a deep sleep.

The bright moonlight is like the calm before a snowstorm.

A big fish head gurgled out from the center of Tongtian River.

Then his whole body flew into the air.

He cast a spell to make the wind and snow blow, and soon Chenjiazhuang was covered with a thick layer of white snow.

Inside the house, Tang Shan was covered tightly with a thick quilt.

There's even an electric blanket underneath.

You can be cold to others but not to yourself.

Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng were awakened by the cold.

"Huhu~ What happened? I feel so cold all of a sudden."

Bajie exhaled into his palms. If he had known earlier, he would have asked his master for an extra quilt.

Wukong pointed at the flesh on his body and said, "Fat pig, won't this thick flesh on your body keep you warm?"

Doesn't that mean there is no meaning in existence at all?

Bajie: "I'm telling you seriously, you can say I'm useless, but you can't say the meat I worked so hard to eat is useless."

Goku tilts his head, is there any difference between the two?

White Dragon Horse: "Stop arguing. It's so cold, I don't know if Master can stand it."

Even they felt the chill, how could the master, a mortal being, handle it?

Bajie: "Instead of worrying about Master, you should find something to keep yourself warm."

Judging from the master's attitude just now, he should be more afraid of waking up from the heat.

As time passed, four ice sculptures of various styles and characteristics gradually took shape...