Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bajie: "Master, as the saying goes, don't mind your own business. We can just run away after we're full. They won't dare to say anything."

Tang Shan responded with a forced smile: "What you said seems to make some sense."

Bajie thought Tang Shan agreed with his idea, so he would work even harder.

"Master, it's right for you to think this way. Let's just focus on getting the scriptures and not worry about anything else. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so who knows?"

Tang Shan: Do you think the elders won’t hear you if you whisper in my ear?

Sure enough, the next second, Bajie was asked to leave the house alone.

Bang! The door slammed shut without hesitation.

Bajie knocked on the door: "Hey, Master, I haven't eaten yet."

"Can you please let me go back and eat my fill before coming out~"

The only responses he got were the breeze and the falling leaves behind him.

"The north wind is merciless, blowing down the leaves. I'm so hungry and have no food to eat~"

Chen Cheng: "Master, as long as you can save the two children, we are willing to give half of our family property."

Tang Shan's eyes lit up. Why didn't you tell me you had money earlier?

"Take care of me, no, take care of my apprentice."

Tang Shan pushed Wukong out, "Sun Wukong, the world's number one monkey who slays demons and monsters, known as the nemesis of demons, the embodiment of justice, the invincible demon-killing stick of thunder and lightning, can take the lives of demons!"

Chen Qing whispered in Chen Cheng's ear: "Brother, the name is so long, I can't remember it."

Chen Cheng: "I can't remember either. I'll just follow what the master says when the time comes."

Wukong took out a piece of paper and a pen, "Master, could you please repeat it more slowly?"

There are so many aliases now, I have to write them down carefully so that I can use them when introducing myself to others in the future.

Sha Seng’s inner thoughts: What is my image in my master’s mind?

I also want to have a name as long and famous as my eldest brother.

Bajie leaning against the door: Is anyone here? I haven’t eaten yet…

Zhi acridine~

"Ouch!" Bajie slid in through the door.

"Come on, Second Brother, eat more."

Bajie gobbled up the rice voraciously, and Sha Seng diligently picked up some dishes for him.

As the saying goes, if someone shows you kindness without any reason, he is either a traitor or a thief.

I saw a group of people opposite me staring at Bajie eating with smiling eyes.

It looks weird no matter how you look at it.

Bajie: Is this food poisonous? Are they watching me to see when the poison will take effect?

Suddenly I felt that the food in my hand was not fragrant anymore.

He pretended to burp, "Master, I'm full."

Tang Shan: Just eat your fill, then you can start working.

She winked at Wukong.

Wukong immediately turned into the appearance of Chen Guanbao, a seven-year-old child.

Bajie: What do you mean? Are you cosplaying?

At this time, Wukong was several heads shorter than Bajie, and he stood with his hands on his hips, looking very childish.

"Bajie, hurry up and turn yourself into a scale of gold."

Bajie:?

Sha Monk: "Second Brother, Master has decided to have you two disguise yourself as boys and girls and send them to the Linggan Great King Temple."

Bajie: "Then why don't you go?"

Sha Seng: "I thought so, but I can't change."

Bajie: I never thought that one day I would be forced to become a woman because of my great magical powers!

Under the coercion of Tang Shan and Wukong, he transformed reluctantly.

But she turned into a little girl with a pig nose and pig belly.

Tang Shan: "What do you mean? Can you transform half and leave half?"

But I have to say that this kind of Bajie looks just like a smaller version of Zhu Bajie's sister, Zhu Bamei!

The air suddenly became quiet and everyone was trying hard to hold back their laughter.

Bajie exploded, "I don't want to be a girl, I want to be a boy!"

Tang Shan: "Can I change my nose and belly to make them look smaller?"

Bajie nodded vigorously, saying that anything was fine as long as he didn't turn into a little girl.

Wukong curled his lips and asked Brother Chen Cheng behind him.

"When monsters eat people, do they eat men first or women first?"

The two brothers were stunned. How would we know this?

Who dares to watch monsters eat children?

Since I don’t know anything, I might as well make one up.

"He usually eats the boys first."

Bajie started to shudder, and paused in his attempt to transform.

If I eat the boy first, then I will be in danger.

"Master, I think it would be better if I turned into a little girl."

Tang Shan asked with a smile: "Oh? Didn't you just say you wanted to turn into a little boy?"

Wukong crossed his arms over his chest and looked at him with a smile without saying a word.

Bajie didn't care about being laughed at, his life was the most important thing now.

"Brother Monkey is very active by nature. Girls must be as quiet as me. It would be bad if the secret was exposed."

Phew~ I'm so smart. I came up with such an impeccable reason right away.

Wukong pretended to be embarrassed, "But you don't look like a scale of gold anymore."

Bajie patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

He blew on his nose and stomach, and immediately they became flat like normal people.

Tang Shan shook her head and said, "Tsk tsk tsk." These disciples are more clever than each other.

She even had reason to doubt whether Lao Sha's IQ was evenly distributed between the two of them.

At this time, the villagers who came to send the boy and girl arrived.

They placed Bajie and Wukong on a sedan chair and carried them to the Temple of the Great King of Inspiration.

"Brother Monkey, you have to protect me later."

Bajie looked around the temple nervously. Where would the monster come out from?

Wukong ate the offerings on the table with a relaxed look on his face.

"Don't worry, no one dares to touch you while I'm here."

As long as they don't quarrel, the two seem to be quite harmonious.

When Bajie is nervous, he likes to touch his belly.

Wukong quickly held his hand down: "Don't forget your identity."

Suddenly, a strong wind started to blow outside, making the doors and windows rattle.

Bajie shuddered and quickly hooked his little finger around Wukong's.

"Hook and hang, never abandon, never give up, share happiness together, and take on difficulties together."

Wukong...

You don't hide your true thoughts at all.

He shook his hand away as if it were stained with something dirty.

At this moment, his nose smelled a strong evil aura approaching.

"Hahaha... You two are really weird. You dare to play hook and roll in my temple."

If it were a child in the past, he would have cried so hard that no one knew what he was doing.

Upon hearing the sound, Wukong and Bajie looked towards the door.

A wretched middle-aged goldfish spirit with a few whiskers on his face and fish fins on both sides of his head.

Wukong: The demon has finally appeared.

Bajie: Don’t come over here!

In the blink of an eye, the goldfish spirit appeared between the two of them.

"The boys are thinner this year, but the girls are plump."

He looked at the prey in front of him with greed.

Bajie: Oh no, it sounds like he wants to come at me first.

Wukong wanted to scare Zhu Bajie, "My king, you are too skinny to eat your teeth. Why not eat a young girl to moisten your teeth first?"

Bajie: You stinky monkey, is this how you protect me?

"My Lord of Inspiration, I have too much flesh and it makes me feel stuffy, so it's better to eat the lean food first."