Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Sha Monk: "Master, please call him over quickly, it's our turn now."

If I had known this earlier, I wouldn’t have shown off like that with my second brother.

Tang Shan slowly stood up and wiped the food residue from her mouth.

"His appearance fee is too expensive. I can't afford it."

This is true. Tang Shan hasn't even raised enough money to redeem herself.

Bajie, who had only listened to half of the words, ran to the national teacher to jump around.

"If you can't pray for rain, then get off the stage! I just can't understand why some people just love to make a fool of themselves on stage."

"Now I've embarrassed myself in front of all the people, and you're happy and satisfied."

Huli Daxian's face turned red after being rebuked, and he couldn't utter a word in rebuttal.

The emperor was very satisfied with the result he wanted.

Although failure to pray for rain would have a significant impact on the country, this sacrifice was inevitable compared to consolidating one's imperial power.

Wukong and Sha Seng were so anxious that they were running around in circles. How about a draw?

Hu Li Daxian walked off the stage with a dejected look on his face. This was the first time he had failed in his more than ten years of career.

It can be said that he suffered a Waterloo in his career.

Lu Li Daxian supported his dazed elder brother and said, "Don't be too proud."

Bajie sneered before he was willing to go back.

It feels good to kick your enemy when he's down.

I feel less frustrated than when I was bullied by the monkey this morning.

Tang Shan straightened her robes and went on stage carrying a large cannon.

Wukong: "Bajie and Laosha, please keep an eye on Master. I'm flying to the West Sea to find the Dragon King."

Bajie: Huh? You're only going to ask the Dragon King now. What were you doing up there?

I just finished insulting someone else. You don't want me to get slapped in the face later.

Sha Monk: "Don't worry, big brother, go quickly and come back soon."

Tang Shan: At critical moments, you can only rely on yourself.

System: Shall I go?

Emperor: "Holy monk, I have high hopes for you."

Tang Shan: Haha!

Bajie: "Why hasn't Monkey come back yet? We're about to start here."

He keeps bragging about how he can fly thousands of miles with a single somersault, but now that the situation is critical, he can't help at all.

Tang Shan didn't hesitate and shot the dry ice into the sky with a bang.

The emperor and the onlookers were all shocked.

Dry ice directly lowered the temperature of the clouds in the sky by dozens of degrees.

Wukong and Xiaobailong were rushing to the scene, each carrying the Dragon King of the West Sea on one side.

As soon as they reached the altar, their teeth were chattering with cold.

"Ahhh~"

Wukong desperately shook the old Dragon King, "Wake up, it's time to rain."

As the saying goes, you can never wake up a person who doesn't want to go to work.

Suddenly, cheers from the people below were heard.

"It's raining, it's really raining."

Goku: Hmm?

"Did you bring the rain?" He looked at the little white dragon.

"Big Brother, how can I do that?"

Wukong's eyes shifted back to the old Dragon King, "Could your father be..."

His eyes gradually moved towards the lower body of the old Dragon King...

The three imperial masters were drenched in cold.

Looking at Tang Shan and the others again, Bajie turned into a big umbrella blocking his master Wukong and Lao Sha.

All the rain fell on him.

Bajie: The cold icy rain is hitting my face randomly...

It is quite easy for Master to pray for rain, but it is a bit useless.

When Wukong saw that the problem was solved, he left the Dragon King behind and returned to his original state.

Little White Dragon followed soon after.

"Oh, Xiaobai is back." Tang Shan said happily.

White Dragon Horse: Master, you are so happy to see me. You must have been missing me.

Bajie: He is missing those big deep-sea pearls in your pocket.

As the plot develops, Huli Daxian can no longer bear the humiliation and challenges again.

"I want to compete with you in meditation."

"What the hell? You want to compete with my master in meditation?"

Bajie didn't try to hide his arrogant smile, "My master is a holy monk, you've hit a wall."

Tang Shan looked at Bajie speechlessly.

Did you flatter me too much today? I had to toss and turn several times in my sleep.

Who can sit there motionless for hours?

I saw Huli Daxian moving two extra large and tall pillars.

Tang Shan looked up along the pillar, which was longer than her life.

The top of the pillar was just enough for a butt.

"If you want to compete, let's do something different. Two people sit on top of a pillar. Whoever can't sit still will fall down and die."

Tang Shan shuddered, her lips trembling, "I, I'm afraid of heights..."

Help, system!

"Why don't you let my apprentice go up and compete with you, so that you won't be accused of bullying you."

Tang Shan swallowed and pretended to be calm.

Bajie, who was originally standing at the forefront of flattery with an arrogant look on his face, immediately ran back behind Wukong.

Can’t see me, can’t see me, don’t call me up…

Huli Daxian seemed to see the nervousness that Tang Shan was trying hard to hide.

How could he miss such a great opportunity?

"Your disciple looks like no ordinary person. Even if he wins, people will probably accuse him of unfair victory and using unorthodox tactics. It's better for the holy monk to come in person."

He stared at Tang Shan with a fierce look in his eyes, and was now afraid that he would surrender.

Tang Shan: How dare you, Old Bidden, say that the victory was unfair? You are clearly a tiger spirit yourself.

I am the only one here who can fight, and I am just a mortal.

Others may not know that you three little intestines are fairies, but how can I, a person who traveled through a book, not know?

I want to report that someone is cheating here!

Wukong: "Master, don't be afraid. You will definitely win with me here."

Drifting Monk: "I believe in the eldest brother."

White Dragon Horse: "I believe in Big Brother too."

Bajie: As long as it’s not me, anything is fine.

Tang Shan screamed wildly in her heart, don’t I believe Kong Kong?

I just don't believe in myself, God.

My legs were already starting to have Parkinson's symptoms before I even got up there.

Without waiting for Tang Shan to refuse, Huli Daxian flew up and sat down.

The emperor was so pleased with the show that he asked, "Why hasn't the holy monk come up yet?"

Tang Shan: You are pushing me to death, right?

As she began to move, her disciples' eyes lit up.

Master is moving!

How will he climb up this tall pillar?

Disciples: "Come on, Master!"

Tang Shan confidently gave everyone a big OK.

"Your Majesty, I forfeit the opportunity. This round is considered the victory of Huli Daxian."

The tea that the emperor had just drunk was sprayed out again.

The disciples were shocked. You are not afraid of the difficulty, and you actually give up when it is so easy to sit in meditation?

Huli Daxian was not happy at all.

He never gave up on me, and only said he didn't want to compete anymore after I sat down.

It made me feel like I won it back as a gift.

"No, you must compete!"

Tang Shan said firmly: "I won't!"

"you come up!"

"get down."

"Come up quickly!"

"No, I like it down there."

The Great Immortal Huli winked at his two brothers.

Deer Power Immortal and Sheep Power Immortal came over and wanted to move Tang Shan to the pillar.

Tang Shan ate the banana slowly and steadily.

Wukong: Why do these two bananas look so familiar...

I touched my waist and it was empty.

A banana peel was thrown on the ground, and the two brothers happened to step on one each.

Just when they thought they were going to fall flat on their face.

Tang Shan picked up the iron bar and threw it at their chests, "You're welcome."

The two men fell backwards and hit the pillar.

Lu Li and Yang Li: You don’t have to thank me, we didn’t feel even one tenth of the pain from falling down as this stick did.

The pillar that was hit tilted to the side and hit the one that belonged to Hu Li Daxian.

This caused a chain reaction, and the great immortal Huli, who had just entered into meditation, suddenly fell straight down from the top.