Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 67: Rain-Seeking Competition

In full view of everyone, the hair grew back on Wukong's body one by one.

Tang Shan and Wukong: !!! There is such a thing?

If you had this technology in modern times, the world's problem of hair loss would not be a problem.

The immortals Luli and Yangli smiled and wrung their hands together while watching the show.

When the big brother takes action, you have no chance to quibble.

Wukong leaned close to Tang Shan's ear and said, "Master, I want to learn."

He was referring to the spell that Huli Daxian had just cast.

Tang Shan: "What a coincidence, I want to do the same."

At this moment, the two like-minded people who appreciated each other found resonance in each other's eyes.

Tang Shan: "What does it feel like?"

Wukong: "I feel a little itchy. Too much hair is just a nuisance."

Bajie, who was eavesdropping on the side, said: You two have done enough.

It's such a late hour and we are still discussing hair growth issues.

Hu Li Daxian: "Your Majesty, the evidence is now irrefutable. They should be executed immediately."

The emperor kept glancing at the door, wondering why this person hadn't come yet.

Tang Shan curled the corners of her mouth slightly. As expected, the emperor had his own plans.

The next second, "Report, there are people outside the door asking to see you."

The emperor stood up with a glare, he finally came.

"Inform them to come in."

Tang Shan: You just let it in without even asking, as if you were afraid that others wouldn’t know it was you who arranged it.

A few more ordinary people came into the hall.

"Since the beginning of spring, no rain has fallen in our country. The riverbeds have dried up, and the people have no water for their crops. I implore the Emperor and the Imperial Preceptor to hold an altar to pray for rain and benefit all the people."

The Emperor said, "It's been many years since the last Taoist and Buddhist prayer for rain. How about another one today? How about a competition between the Imperial Master and the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty?"

"If you win, let them go. If you lose, leave it to the Imperial Master to decide."

Tang Shan: So you just sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and then you get the benefit in the end.

As long as you don't offend both sides, you won't suffer any loss.

Huli Daxian agreed without thinking.

When it comes to praying for rain, I am a top student who graduated from a serious professional school.

His business capabilities have been even better in recent years.

Wukong: "That's not difficult, let's compete."

Sha Monk: "Brother, be careful, there is a trap."

Tang Shan: "Lao Sha, in the face of absolute strength, all the conspiracies and tricks are just a foil."

Sha Seng: Huh? What do you mean?

Bajie: Alas, each one is more annoying than the other.

After the altar was set up, the emperor sat in the pavilion eating fruits and waiting to watch the show.

If Tang Seng wins, the worst that can happen is that he can raise the status of monks. Anyway, they, the master and disciple, will leave soon anyway and will not pose a threat.

If he could prevent the imperial teacher from praying for rain in front of the people, he could then take the opportunity to suppress him.

He began to hope that Tang Seng and his companions would win the competition.

Wukong: "Master, you will..."

Hmm, where are the people? "Master?"

Bajie pulled his sleeve and said, "Stop shouting, Master is up there."

Tang Shan ran into the emperor's tent at some point.

At this moment, he was enjoying the pastries.

Wukong held his forehead with his hand. The longer time went on, the more he felt that he was the one who worried too much.

The first gong sounded.

"The first match is a rain-making competition, between the Great Immortal Tiger Power and the Holy Monk of the Great Tang Dynasty."

"Wow~ Come on, Imperial Master!"

"The National Master is the best! The National Master is invincible!"

Tang Shan and Wukong were like old men on the subway looking at their phones.

Brainless fans are really scary.

The next second, Bajie and Sha Seng got the red and green ribbons from somewhere.

"Master, Master, you are the coolest."

"Ah~ Master is awesome~"

"Puchi~" The emperor laughed so hard that even the tea sprayed out.

Tang Shan: "Kongkong, how fast can you make them shut up in a few tenths of a second?"

Don't worry about anything else, the most important thing is to be fast.

Huli Daxian: "I'll go first."

He walked up to the altar in a Taoist robe, and after dancing with a sword, burning talismans and chanting incantations, a strong wind suddenly blew up.

Tang Shan sat downstairs and watched the show with a calm expression.

Wukong: "This demon has some real substance."

Bajie: "Don't encourage others and destroy your own prestige."

Sha Monk: "No way, big brother, if even you say that, then Master is in great danger."

The two immortals, Luli and Yangli, were very proud. "See? This is real strength. Admit defeat now, don't embarrass yourself."

Bajie retorted: "Bullshit, the wind is nothing, wait until it rains."

The immortals Luli and Yangli laughed so hard that their mouths were filled with leaves blown down by the strong wind.

Now it was Bajie's turn to laugh out loud.

Tang Shan glanced at Wukong, who was as quiet as a chicken beside her, motionless and unblinking.

Ninety-nine percent of the time, it was the soul that left the body and went to socialize in heaven.

Sure enough, the wind stopped after a while, and the sky immediately turned back to its sunny state.

The Wind Lady in the sky was having her mouth covered tightly by Wukong.

A passing immortal said: The world is going downhill. Even old ladies are not spared in broad daylight.

Huli Daxian: Are you kidding me? I have paid protection money.

I stopped scratching after a while and didn't feel like it was worth the money.

Bajie shook his head and walked forward, pulling himself together.

"Tsk tsk tsk, he said he was so powerful and could make things happen with just a flip of his hand. I almost took him seriously."

Sha Seng finished: "I can be invincible when I talk about it, but I am powerless when I do it."

They both said in unison: "Shame on you!"

The three demons on the opposite side were so angry that they were fuming.

The Great Immortal Huli cast a spell again, this time directly summoning Lei Gong, Dian Mu and the Dragon King.

Wukong held an iron rod in one hand and held Lei Zhenzi with the other.

"You guys are helping the goblins, do you want to die?"

Lei Zhenzi quickly explained: "We are also following orders. We have no choice but to do it."

Brother, I'm just here to work, can you please stop trying to kill me?

Wukong: "No matter whose orders you follow, my orders are the most important now. Go back to where you came from."

Lei Gong and Dian Mu immediately turned around and left.

Great, I can finish work early today.

If I walk even a second slower, it will be a huge loss for me.

Originally, the Dragon King of the West Sea was supposed to come and bring rain, but he stayed up all night watching TV series with the White Dragon Horse.

This will make you sleep soundly in bed.

Wukong: It’s over. The Dragon King didn’t come. How is Master going to pray for rain later?

I have to go down quickly and inform Master about this.

The immortal Huli on the altar was dancing so hard that he was panting and sweating profusely.

Tang Shan felt drowsy from watching it.

I really can’t take it anymore. I need to take a nap.

Bajie and Sha Seng were even more arrogant now, walking around the field with a careless pace.

The immortal Huli on the stage was so embarrassed that his face turned red. No matter how he shook people, not a drop of rain fell.

"Oh, the sky is clear and cloudless. It's impossible for a rainstorm to come out of nowhere."

"Second Brother, don't say that. Maybe she just wants to go up and dance."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Wukong silently pulled the two back.